Movie Dumpster

A group of twenty-somethings travel to Isla Nublar for the rave of the century, but instead find it infested with zombies and light beer. Based on the classic arcade rail shooter and directed by Uwe Boll, even Clint Howard can't save this movie. Pour one out for Das Boot, because this is House of the Dead. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

Little Bridget calls upon the tiny, plush demons that live in her mirror to help save her grandmother because no one loves her anymore. Spewed forth from the black pit of movies from which marketing schemes for toys are spawned, The Hugga Bunch are here for your sweet bone marrow. Pick some young berries and get your mirror nice and squishy because we are about to hug some puppets. Support the sho...

Justin Whalin and Marlon Wayans LARP their way into a mess of bad CGI and magic, while Jeremy Irons gorges himself on every piece of scenery he can get his hands on. Based loosely on the classic tabletop RPG, this foray onto the set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys reminds us that movies based on games are never a good idea. Grab your d20 and your elven boob armor because we are about to roll f...

Future scientist, John Hurt, stumbles and fumbles through time in his quest to court Mary Shelly. With the help of Victor Frankenstein and the Delorean, he just might pull it off. This is what Frankenstein fan fiction looks like: Frankenstein Unbound. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

When a slew of closet murders go unsolved, up-and-coming reporter and Christopher Reeves impersonator, Richard Clark, travels to a small California town for answers. With the help of Paul Walker, Torgo, and that woman from Days of Our Lives, Clark battles a giant McNugget to save the world. Marking the acting debuts of Paul Walker and Fergie, this film adds nothing to their résumés. Grab your xylo...

Quentin Tarantino gives us a Japanese history lesson about two rival gangs fighting over Captain Crunch's lost treasure, in the heart of Nevada during the Gold Rush. J-horror icon Takashi Miike blends the flavors of Akira Kurosawa and Sergio Corbucci...or something. Gather 'round the campfire and grab your chopsticks, because we are about to chew on some Sukiyaki Western Django. Support...

The American adaption nobody asked for! Nat Wolff whines a lot and kills people with a magic notebook he gets from the Green Goblin, while Lakeith Stanfield squats on everyone's furniture and eats candy. Overstuffed, underdeveloped, and unwelcome, summon your Shinigami and for the love of God put our names in the Death Note. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

Poor Ray just wants to do the right thing and of course, no good deed goes unpunished. When a suitcase full of voodoo enhanced snakes turns him into Jason Voorhees, he disposes of the most vapid cast of characters this side of the Mississippi. Unfortunately, we don't get to see any of it. Make sure you grab your grandma's Baka and a cold beer because we are about to milk some Venom. Supp...

Hide your art, hide your books, hide your wife because the Grammaton Clerics are coming to town! In an Orwellian, post-WWIII future, Christian Bale saves puppies from a heartless government bent on emotionally numbing the masses. Taye Diggs is also there for some reason. Grab your Prozium and your pistol, we're headed to Libria with Equilibrium. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/movie...

Time traveling mutants, domestic abuse, and plot holes, oh my! Daniel Baldwin serves us up his best Sarah Connor impression while trying to stop Malcolm McDowell and LeVar Burton from wearing bad hats. With a future so bright that you gotta wear shades, the boys quantum leap into the shit show of Yesterday's Target. Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster)

From Europe to L.A., Uncle Rumple’s on his way—and he wants that baby Johnny! How does a 15th century troll demon know how to drive a motorcycle? We can’t answer that, but we CAN dump on Rump. Support the show and get ad free episodes + exclusive content for just $2 a month! https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster

We’re New Zealand bound for some intergalactic fast-food delicacies with Peter Jackson’s Bad Taste. If your brains fall out during this episode, just stuff them back in and put your favorite hat on to hold them there. Support the show and get ad free episodes + exclusive content for just $2 a month! https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster

The premiere episode! 🎉 The boys go to Ireland and dig up the Pagan God of Dicks. An outright bastardization of the classic Clive Barker novella, Rawhead Rex is right where he belongs—in the dumpster. Support the show and get ad free episodes + exclusive content for just $2 a month! https://www.patreon.com/moviedumpster