Mostly Nitpicking

'tis the season This week Nando DJ and Diggins travel to the middle of the planet to celebrate this wonderful month of Hutchtober by watching a movie that somehow made more money than Joker 2, Journey to the Center of the Earth. They nitpick the plants, the plates, and of course the goo.   Reccomendations DJ - The Great British Bake Off (show), Spirit Island (board game) Diggins - The Wild Robot (...

They weren't lying. It's not a musical. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins frolic down those iconic stairs for what is almost certainly the last time to watch the movie that asked the question: "Why though?", Joker: Folie à Deux. They nitpick the songs, the dances, and of course the rest of it.   Recommendations: DJ - Cards Against Humanity Voting Initiative (Super PAC),  Love is Blind  (series) Dig...

Go back to the p-o-o-o-o-d. This week Nando DJ and Diggins venture the the completely original city of New Rome to watch a hudred and fifty million dollars evaporate before our eyes and watch this year's strangest movie, Megalopolis. They nitpick the Megalon, the children, and of course the future.   Recommendations DJ - Josh Johnson: Diddy's Collapse Untouchable to Indicted (stand up special) Dig...

Trans rights! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins race over to the classic Transformers speedway right besdies the non transforming mining disctrict to watch the movie that everyone says is the best one of these by default, Transformers One. They nitpick the bots, the mines, and of course the cubes.   Recommendations DJ - Wavelength (board game) Diggins - The Penguin (show) Nando - The Penguin (show)...

True trash never dies. This week Nando DJ and Diggins dive down down down into the depths fo cinema to watch a movie so rough, it makes Borderlands look like and Oscar contender, 2024's The Crow. They nitpick the guns, the sex, and of course the subway station.   Recommendaitons DJ - Stereophonic (play) Diggins - The Outsiders (musical), My Cousin Vinny (movie) Nando - Subservience (movie), The De...

The ghost with the most (tangential plotlines) is back! This week Nando and DJ take a dance down to the underworld and watch the movie that brings back everyone except two specific people although you get waaaaay more of one than you'd expect, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. They nitpick the ghosts, the books, and of course the sharks.   Recommendations DJ - Deadlock (video game), The Quest for El Dorado...

You're never gonna believe what this kid has in his locker. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins put little sippy cups in our pockets and clean diapers in a bazooka to watch the movie that came out right before Vin Diesel decided hey maybe I should be in the Fast and Furious sequels, The Pacifier. They nitpick the ducks, the vice principals, and of course the ninjas.   Reccomendations DJ - Azul: Summe...

Crayon you believe it? This week Nando DJ and Diggins hangglide to the magical land of Providence Rhode Island to watch the movie that asked kids to imagine what if a moose was a guy who said the word moose a lot, Harold and the Purple Crayon. They nitpick the wheels, the books, and of course the purple.   Reccomendations DJ - Borderlands 3 (game) Diggins - Eyes of Laura Mars (movie) Nando - Uncan...

Fughettaboutit This week Nando DJ and Diggins travel from New Joiysee baybee to jolly old England to watch the new Netflix spy movie that you already forgot exists, The Union. They nitpick the spies, the twists, and of course the accents.   Reccomendations DJ - My Dear Friend Nokotan (anime) Diggins - Alien: Romulus (movie), Twisters (movie), Longlegs (movie) Nando - Veep (show), Thelma (movie), F...

Hope you played just enough of the games to understand what a Siren is but not enough to care when they mess most of it up. This week Nando DJ and Diggins drop onto the loud and raunchy ultraviolent planet of...oh we can't do raunchy or ultraviolent any more? Okay. Nando DJ and DIggins drop into the loud and tame average amount of violent planet of Pandora to watch the movie that reminded everyone...

You know that Mostly Nitpicking? Freaking nutjobs thats that go around podcasting? This week Nando DJ and Diggins rock out to the crispiest teen popstar and watch a movie that has the internet buzzing about one minor character's weird line, Trap. They nitpick the concert, the venue, and of course the cops.   Reccomendations DJ - Too Hot Too Handle (show) Diggins - Lawrence of Arabia (movie) Nando...

Pegging! Cocaine! and the Honda Odyssey! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip to the Void to watch the movie that has seen a lot of other movies and can't wait to let you know it, Deadpool & Wolverine. They nitpick the friends, the enemies, and of course the cameos.   Reccomendations DJ - A Heart that Works by Rob Delaney (book), Persona 5 Tactica (game) Diggins - Bleeding Edge by Thomas P...

Welcome to a show that people like and I mean I get why they like it but "greatest" feels like a stretch! This week Nando DJ and Diggins runaway to where the runaways are running the night to watch the movie that made around 14 times as much money as Tár, The Greatst Showman. They nitpick the songs, the dances, and of course history's greatest villain Jenny Lynd.   Reccomendations DJ - Bullet Trai...

What if Wolverine was Batman working for the Vatican? Magic. That's what. This week Nando and Diggins delve into the dark universe of public domain monsters to watch a movie that was kind of like the Mummy, but worse, Van Helsing. They nitpick the guns, the horses, and of course the holy water.   Reccomendations Diggins - Kill (movie) Nando - Synecdoche, New York (movie),  Sunny (show), Hit Monkey...

Hereoes aren't born. You buy one and then it dies. And then you buy another one and then it dies. And hopefully you find a third one that nearly dies but doesn't. This week Nando DJ and Diggins fortnite dance on down to the ring to watch the most metal movie in this holy month of Hugh-ly, Real Steel. They nitpick the bots, the bulls, and of course the Borderlands.         Reccomendations DJ - Disn...

Finally! A movie with metaphors! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins take a trip to the woods of Ireland to catch the most M Night Shyamalan movie that wasn't directed by M Night Shyamalan, The Watchers. They nitpick the birds, the monsters, and of course the bike.   Reccomendations DJ - The Mole (show), Demon Slayer (anime) Diggins - Nine Sols (game), The Bikeriders (movie) Nando - Monkey Man (movie...

Odds are you were in it This week Nando DJ and Diggins travel to the magical land of Brooklyn to watch the hot movie of the summer that has so many big stars it must be good, IF. They nitpick the friends, the kids, and of course the food.   Reccomendations DJ - I Don't Know James Rolfe (video) Diggins - Nine Sols (game) Nando - The Acolyte (show), I Don't Know James Rolfe (video)   Plugs Mostly Ni...

Finally, a Pixar movie we can all relate to! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins travel through an overcomplicated series of tubes and wind up back in the brain of everyone's favorite Riley to watch the movie that some have called "it made money!!! FINALLY ONE OF THESE MADE MONEYYYY!!!!" Inside Out 2. They nitpick the anxiety, the hockey, and of course the dads.   Reccomendations DJ - The Boys (show)...

This one should have been 4 Life. This week Nando DJ and Diggins speedboat down to sunny Miami to check back up on the least good boys that ever were in the fourquel that is apparently going to save cinema, Bad Boys: Ride or Die. They nitpick the guns, the gators, and of course the afterlife.   Reccomendations DJ - Ren Faire (show) Diggins - Fantasmas (show) Nando - Ren Faire (show), John Oliver p...

Or as it's known in France, Le Shark! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins swim on over to some nameless Parisian river to look at their phones while occasionally checking in on Netflix's new movie, Under Paris. They nitpick the newspapers, the tik toks, and of course the cops.   Reccomendations DJ - The Ultimatum: South Africa (show),  Perfect Match (show) Diggins - The Dollars Trilogy (films) Nando...

featuring Mark Strong. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins strap in and jack in and mech in to watch the movie that people are calling "another one of those Netflix movies", Atlas. They nitpick the guns, the bombs, and of course the coffee.   Reccomendations DJ - Dungeons & Dragons - The Twenty Sided Tavern (live show) Diggins - The Muppets (movie), Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (movie) Nando - South Park:...

It's unbearable. This week Nando DJ and Diggins take a walk down memory lane to the secret door in the secret room to watch the movie that isn't Night Swim but might as well be, Imaginary. They nitpick the bear, the kids, and of course the neighbors.   Reccomendations: DJ - Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind (ride), Demon Slayer (show) Diggins - Where the Sidewalk Ends (movie) Nando - The 8 Sh...

What a wonderful movie! This week Nando and Diggins make the recording of the podcast of the interent of the culture of the humanity for the movie of the summer of the year of the decade of the century of the millenia, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. They nitpick the apes, the humans, and of course the kingdom.   Reccomendations Diggins - Hundreds of Beavers (movie) Nando - Cabaret at the Kit K...

Life is short. Stunt it! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins cover ourselves in fire and waddle over to watch the movie that seems to have been sponsored by a single KISS song, The Fall Guy. They nitpick the stunts, the laws, and of course the drugs.   Recommendations DJ - The Tom Brady Roast (special) Diggins - Challengers (movie), I Saw the TV Glow (movie) Nando -  Shogun (series), Hades 2 (game),...

Someone got scarred, alright. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins return to...I wanna say Veldt? to watch the sequel to Netflix's most watched movie of this year probably, Rebel Moon – Part Two: The Scargiver.   Recommendations DJ -  The Circle  (series) Diggins -  Night of the Comet  (movie) Nando -  Shogun  (series),  Conan O-Brien Must Go (series)   Mostly Nitpicking on Twitter The Nando v Movies...