Morty & Fitch

Morty & Fitch Show

Comedy EN ↓ 170 episodes

Morty & Fitch are a pair of i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ friends who suddenly realised they haven’t seen one another for 13 years, they’re now reconnecting by catching up with each others lives and talking absolute b*****ks

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Morty & Fitch

Episodes

#19 The Embezzler 22.02.2022 41:46

Morty surprises Fitch with a special guest that he hasn’t spoken to in over 10 years

#18 Fiddling With His Box 15.02.2022 39:10

Fitch winds Morty up with his new toy as they talk about toboggans, weight loss, YouTube, party food & more

#17 Hello Beef 08.02.2022 37:41

Morty & Fitch discuss inappropriate laughs, children swearing, bonks, nursery cost moans, trouser stains, sleep talking, wasp stings & more

#16 Northerners Are Just Happy To Be Alive 01.02.2022 38:45

Morty & Fitch talk charity, dreams, sisters pranks, croissants, mishearing things, Blippi, amusing themselves, if money buys happiness and Fitch then offends the entire north of England + more

#15 Crying In To A Pot Noodle 25.01.2022 38:51

Morty & Fitch discuss Arguing with strangers, disabled parking bays, dad jokes, falling in Barcelona, bad luck, washing machines, pot noodles & more

#14 U OK HON? 17.01.2022 32:29

Morty & Fitch talk about turkey twizzlers, chocolate flavoured carrots, foods that were banned from their school, their most hated tv shows, unusual laws, Fitch’s crush on Ryan Reynolds & more

#13 Shoe Us Your Parsnips 11.01.2022 34:02

Morty & Fitch talk about their favourite dance moves, Morty’s wife’s life hacks, mispronunciations, parsnips & more

#12 Snippity Snip Snip 04.01.2022 37:08

The show somehow has less structure than normal and unravels quickly as Morty & Fitch discuss Nottingham knockers, embarrassing kids, a horrific lie that Fitch & Morty have both told, marbles, Morty’s “flawless” approach to answering questions & more

# 11 Fitch Of All Trades 28.12.2021 35:09

Morty & Fitch take a deep dive into Fitch’s ridiculous career history and somehow manage to also discuss Pumas, workshop fairies, Classroom fires, spoilt dogs & more

#10 Merry Christmas 24.12.2021 51:46

Extended: Morty & Fitch discuss all things Christmas on this Christmas special as Fitch slowly comes to a self realisation

#9 Doctors, Dates & Ducklings 21.12.2021 37:36

Morty & Fitch discuss fears, who would win a fight between Morty & a duckling, Morty’s sisters disastrous doctor date, Fitch “not” body shaming, spicy nuts & more

# 8 Two Weddings And A Pineapple 14.12.2021 42:36

Morty & Fitch discuss their weddings and how Morty is a bad human, smelly births, inconspicuous fruits, their friends misjudged prank, a shocking revelation about Fitch’s marriage & more

Extra: You Look Like / Let’s Call Them 07.12.2021 10:10

Extra: a compilation of the insults and names from the first seven episodes as well as a few off cuts!

#7 Ken, Yah 07.12.2021 30:34

Morty & Fitch continue from the previous episode telling dubious stories from their teenage drunken escapades including body glitter vomit, stressful strip clubs and more

#6 Pizza Nuts 07.12.2021 38:32

The deterioration continues as Morty & Fitch delve into part 1 of drinking stories from their youth including numerous wet fart stories, three teenagers with a bottle of cider and a camera as well as Fitch’s numerous jobs, a shocking escalation in insults which results in pandemonium and more

#5 Regurgitated Breast Milk 29.11.2021 36:38

Morty & Fitch talk Children’s TV, the joys of fatherhood, milky vomit & more

#4 That’s A…. Rap? 23.11.2021 39:06

Morty & Fitch talk about Fitch’s celebrity connections, Mortys bad luck with famous Tonys, their well endowed friend & fire extinguishers as well as the debut of Fitch’s “rap” plus more

#3 Fastest Podcast Decline 16.11.2021 36:25

The decline begins as Morty & Fitch discuss designer vaginas, Mortys lack of game & angry wives

#2 Too Much Fluff In The Head 16.11.2021 34:35

Morty & Fitch continue catching up and discuss how Fitch Met his wife, frozen broccoli, Elton John, sunburnt ‘lobes and Fitch’s love of the word “moist”

#1 Cream & Yazoos 16.11.2021 34:42

Morty & Fitch talk to eachother for the first time in 13 years, introduce themselves, discuss how they met and talk about exploding milkshakes & charity embezzlement