Morons Mince Movies

The morons invite special guest. Tom Green. to discuss the many complexities of believing in Christianity. Intro 00:00 Morons in the News 03:00 Tom's story and church 06:30 Buying into the Virgin Mary 15:30 What do the Morons believe 22:00 Christian morals and God's will 30:30 Christian Pilgrimage 40:00  Being raised Christian and switching denominations 44:50 Free will and moral responsibility 47...

The movie morons, Sam and Ublester, discuss the new 2022 film, The Batman. Spoilers! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Our most profane episode yet. Intro 00:00 Children and profanity 03:24 Spanish profanity 14:15 What is profane really? 19:00 Best cussing in a song 25:15 Cussing during sex 30:23 Best cussing in a movie 35:55 Quote of the Day 40:02 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Movie morons, Sam and Ublester, discuss Tim Burton's Batman (1989).  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Host Morons, Sam and Ublester, finally settle the score on Avengers: Endgame.  Intro 00:00 The Positives 01:18 Captain Marvel 08:05 Tony Stark and Time Travel 12:20 Time Travel Logic 17:10 Thanos 32:53 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The morons talk sports: baseball, soccer, football, basketball, cricket, and of course Korfball Intro 00:00 Morons in the News 02:00 American sports reward mediocrity 05:20 Baseball 10:27 Soccer and soccer fans 13:35 The World Series 21:36 NFL 26:00 Women's sports 39:00 Fandom 43:38 Sam's Sports Fantasy  53:38 Obscure sports and the Quote of the day 58:55   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f...

The morons discuss how they would fix the world.  Intro 00:00 Thanos protocol, Xanax, Whoopi, and Oprah 04:38 Age limits 07:55 Limiting births 12:15 Less languages 15:00 Religion 18:53 Society like sports 23:12 Nick's population control  36:00 Irving's society and bad luck 37:23 Second chances and uniforms 51:00 Charlie Chaplin quote 57:40 Intro includes clip of the song "Lemonade" by the Shtriker...

The morons discuss Dumb and Dumber, their favorite scenes, quotes, and deeper meaning.  Intro 00:00 Back in 1994 01:53 Jeff Daniels and the balance of dumb 06:21 The deeper meaning 09:43 Our favorite scenes 12:46 The pee drinking scene 17:11 The last scene 21:55 One more thing 24:22   Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On 02/02/2022, the morons go on location to discuss bowel movement number 2 in this season 2, episode 2, on poop part 2.  Intro 00:00 Proper sitting techniques 02:45 Proper toilet paper usage 05:13 Pooping before leaving the house 08:32 Richmond's Season Finale epic clog! 10:11 Public bathrooms 16:43 Proper wiping 22:13 Cleaning in the shower 25:53 Toilet paper techniques 29:38 Richmond's splash t...

The morons are back with their first episode of season 2. The morons discuss what they were up to on their break, turns out it was mostly COVID and death.   Intro 00:00 Irving and COVID 2:55 Nick and COVID 4:45 Sam is the next step in human evolution 06:14 Irving's COVID story 07:41 Irving's other near death experience 17:50 Celebrity Deaths - Betty White, Bob Saget 20:30 Louis Anderson 26:01 Cele...

Season 1 finale of morons make sense brings together a diverse group of morons to discuss and learn absolutely nothing! Intro 00:00 Social gatherings and Jim Jeffries 04:50 Tom Green - Most embarrassing moment 07:28 Lorrie explains Sam's most embarrassing moment 09:33 Ublester - Most disgusting habit 13:29 The man in the audience 18:00 The lost Morons episode - Women 25:30 Female sexual preference...

The morons talk holidays. In the process, they learn to avoid believing in Santa or else ruin your life forever. Intro 00:00 Nick's story 02:45 Santa Claus 06:27 Forced Family Gatherings 15:48 Bad presents 17:28 Gifts for significant others 21:18 Hanukkah 25:21 Forced gift giving 27:27 Xmas eve or Xmas day 29:26 Giving Thanks 35:48 Jesus' birthday 37:56 Halloween - Richmond's birthday 41:52 Happy...

The morons invite poop expert moron, Richmond Ramus, to discuss the ins and outs of this all too natural bodily function. Together they learn the techniques of perfect pooping.  Intro 00:00 Thanksgiving dumps and Richmond's pooping problems 04:39 Purest form of Comedy 07:00 The three stages of pooping 9:00 Nick's scheduled poops 12:33 Richmond's first poop story 14:30 Irving's poop story 16:25 Nic...

The morons discuss TV shows with returning guest moron, Ublester. They reminisce on the TV shows that raised them, from I Love Lucy, The Simpsons, to the tragic-comedy Married With Children, and into the post Sopranos golden age of television we live in now. Intro 00:00 Favorite TV Shows Go! 01:40 New Shows and the golden age of TV 08:21 Guilty Pleasures 10:09 TGIF and Fresh Prince 12:29 TV from o...

Special guest moron, Ublester, returns to talk with our host morons about A.I. Together they learn about who is the real Skynet, what or who the fuck is A.I., and how A.I. finally will destroy us all.   Intro 00:00 Apple is Skynet 05:08 Tesla and defining A.I. 12:33 Alexa and Google home 19:06 The dangers of A.I. 23:00 A.I taking our jobs 28:35 Favorite robot 31:58 A.I. in sports 33:14 A.I. in eve...

The morons reminisce on the music that made up the soundtrack of their lives. They learn that the new generation of music sucks, that's it.   Intro 00:00 Favorite holiday song 04:20 First album we bought 05:28 Sam's music transition 08:00 The music played at home as a kid 13:28 Inkblots 20:18 The music of our youth 30:26 The digital age of music and what we've lost 40:35 Rage Against the Machine 4...

The host morons discuss marriage. In the process, they learn to count their wasted boners, ensure a healthy masturbation schedule, and learn to compromise with themselves. Intro 00:00 Mawage 00:58 What are we drinking 03:03 No sex 05:06 Sam's thoughts on Marriage and children 07:42 Irving's Marriage 10:58 Sam's Marriage 14:13 Re-married? 15:30 Irving's Marriage again 17:00 The hardest part of marr...

To celebrate their 10th episode, the morons answer fan questions. In the process, they learn to believe in Jod, love Dennys over Norms, and find out which moron they'd rather be. Intro 00:00 Q from Chris A. - Sam's stupid voice 05:10 Q from Jae - The Gray Vest Life 09:17 Q from Chris C. - Norms vs Dennys 13:45 Q from Juan - God's wifi 20:29 Q from Ublester - God or Jod 26:20 Q from Ublester - Cong...

The morons tackle racial stereotypes with special guests (white moron) Matthew Beck and (black moron) Tory Grant. Together, in their attempt to make sense of race relations, they discover that regardless of skin color, one thing unites us, we're all morons. Intro 00:00 3 Mexicans, a white guy, and a black guy walk into a bar 04:55 What white people can't say 07:47 White guilt 11:05 Sports and raci...

It's a lightning round of movie talk for the host morons. They discuss their favorite films from the Godfather to the star studded classic, Angels in the Outfield. We don't know if they learn anything on this episode, but one thing is for sure, sometimes there's just not enough rocks. Intro 00:00 Favorite Movie, Go! 1:10 The Godfather 1:57 An actor's performance 05:11 Favorite Woody Allen film 06:...

The first female moron, Urzula Pacheco, joins us to try and make sense of drugs. Together, they learn to never write in a diary, never take edibles from a man named Bernie, and never fear and loath in Las Vegas. Intro 00:00 Smoking together and the Mythical Bernie 2:50 What have we done? 05:05 Sam's teenage drug story 13:38 Urzula's teenage drug story 15:56 Marijuana 17:29 Sam's Vegas Story 18:57...

The morons invite guest, Ublester, back on the show to discuss superheroes. Together, they learn of the never ending battle between DC and Marvel, why Batman is so relatable, and the thin red line between moron and superhero geek. Intro 00:00 What are we drinking? 01:42 Superheroes of our childhood 03:24 Batman 05:28 Irving's disdain and the new breed of superhero 08:08 Nick and Batman 13:29 X-Men...

The morons invite their first ever guest, Ublester, to talk about phobias. Together, they learn to fear the deep, avoid bridges, and build courage when facing the harsh world of cockroaches, spiders, and fish.  Intro 00:00 Cockroaches 1:30 Open Water 4:31 What are we drinking? RIP Norm McDonald 10:18 Fear of heights 14:37 Spiders 16:30 Irving's phobias 18:45 Reptiles 19:50 Overpass and bridges 20:...

The morons discuss conspiracy theories. In the process, they agree to vote on new laws of physics, embrace contradiction, and stop worrying and learn to love the COVID. Intro 00:00 Flat Earth 1:39 JFK 15:13 The Government 18:40 UFOs 19:54 Sam's Vegas story 28:00 Holocaust Deniers 33:35 9/11 35:30 Shootings 43:43 Moon Landing 45:41 The Clintons 47:48 COVID and Anti-Vax 51:09 Final thoughts and theo...

The morons discuss war in all its permutations. In the process, the morons learn to love Canada, solve the war on poverty, and  start a war of their own with each other. Intro 00:00 What are we drinking? 01:34 Apologies 03:12 Afghanistan 04:25 How would the morons do at war?  05:20 Religious wars 08:52 Idiots, Imbeciles, and Morons 11:05 Just wars 12:20 The Germans 16:05 The Canadians 17:25 9/11 a...