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Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are hitting dudes with long, pointy sticks while on horseback so we can win the hearts of our fair maidens. We watched the 2001 film from Brian Helgeland, A Knight’s Tale. I’m going to take a second to think about another movie that makes such good use of classic rock music in a way that doesn’t feel forced or fall flat… I’ve come to a qui...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are breaking the biggest case of our storied career WIDE OPEN! We watched the Evan Morgan film from 2020, The Kid Detective. Can you imagine how hard it must be to have an entire town’s hopes and dreams placed squarely on your young shoulders? The pressure that must put on a person is unimaginable! And in the case of Abe Applebaum, it wasn...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are chilling at parties, running for our lives, and taking down evil space llamas with laser eyes. We watched the 2015 “film” from Howie Dewin, Llamageddon. I’m not sure if there’s anything I can say here that will prepare you for what this movie is. It defies logic, expectations, and all common sense. Should you watch it? Yes, but only if...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to deal with an über-religious, murderous, deluded nut bag of a person. Also there are giant monsters in a choking mist threatening to eat us all. It’s the Frank Darabont film from 2007, The Mist. We’re having a difficult time trying to figure out who is the worst monster in this film. Is it the literal otherworldly insect demon...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are avoiding all mirrors, even the ordinary IKEA ones, like our life depends on it (because it freaking does). We watched the 2014 film from Mike Flanagan, Oculus. This could be significantly worse than a Bloody Mary situation. If memory serves, saying that creature’s name three times summons it and then, surprise surprise, it kills you wh...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying not to get eaten by zombie vampire creatures while also dealing with a post-apocalyptic world. This time, we’re talking about the Francis Lawrence film from 2007, I Am Legend. It may seem callous to say, but I hope that no animals will be able to survive a real apocalypse like the one shown in this film. It would be sad, for sur...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are strapping into our finest leather body armor and getting ready to kill some vampires. This time, we watched the Stephen Norrington film from 1998, Blade. I don’t think I ever would have guessed that politics would play such an integral role in the lives of vampires, but I keep getting proven wrong. This film, What We Do In the Shadows,...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are seeking some sweet revenge after being double-crossed by crooked businessmen and politicians. We watched and talked about the Robert Rodriguez film from 2010, Machete. Let’s see… Have we got an ex-Federale waging an unstoppable crusade to enact bloody revenge on the bastards who took his family and life away from him? Check. A brother...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are experimenting with weirdo key parties from the ‘70s, but then chickening out and going back home to watch cartoons or something. This time, we’re talking about the Ang Lee film from 1997, The Ice Storm. Watching this film, you might have a hard time trying to figure out what makes you more uncomfortable. Is it the sexual experimentatio...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are fending off the forces of evil… again and we’re doing it with the love of our lives by our sides. This episode, we watched the Stephen Sommers film from 2013, Odd Thomas. Is it just Odd or are you sick of just trying to work your satisfying job of feeding all of your family and friends in your quaint, albeit probably hot and sticky, de...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are setting off on a road trip with a cantankerous old coot and trying to get his dang book sold. We watched the Lina Roessler film from 2021, Best Sellers. BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! BULLSHITE! (Recorded on June 03, 2022) Links to Stuff We Mentioned: Best Sellers (2021) — The Movie Databas...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are getting it on with possessed furniture and yes you read that right—people are having sex with couches and recliners. It’s a weird world out there! We watched the Bearnie Rao film from 2021, Killer Sofa. Let’s get this out of the way first: The thing isn’t actually a sofa. It’s a recliner. Killer Recliner wouldn’t have quite the same ri...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are giving Death the finger as we go about our lives narrowly escaping doom at every turn. We watched the 2000 film from James Wong, Final Destination. So… Is anyone else absolutely terrified to go into their bathroom, kitchen, or take any plane trip now? Surely, I’m not the only one. I want to say that I don’t believe Death is some sort o...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are kicking some white people asses, and I mean just demolishing them, for their freaky medical experiments. We watched Jordan Peele’s 2017 film, Get Out. While I will admit to being a white guy, I can happily say that I’ve never, not once in my entire life, harbored any desires to inject the consciousness of other white people into the he...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are reliving our film school days with the twisting, turning 2020 film from Lawrence Michael Levine, Black Bear. I can just about guarantee that this film is not what you think it is. It certainly threw us for a loop when we got into it. We had one of those fabled shared watching experiences with Black Bear. We thought we knew what we were...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are hearing things they probably shouldn’t be hearing in the 1981 film from Brian De Palma, Blow Out. Steven wants to know where he can get a shotgun microphone that’s as powerful as the one Travolta uses in this film. Sean wants to know where he can see a whole lot more creepy John Lithgow performances (and he’s already seen Dexter ). Tra...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to stop our hearts from dying by doing everything we can to make our hearts explode in the 2006 film from Mark Neveldine and Bryan Taylor, Crank. I’m going to give you a second to think of and give me the name of a film that’s more insane than this one. Go ahead. Second’s up! The only film that could possibly be more insane than...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are exploring the mysteries of the universe… Just kidding, we’re actually stealing a bunch of money from insane murderers in the 2021 film from Chase Palmer, Naked Singularity. Ya know how, when you’re busy trying to steal a bunch of life-changing money, you feel a connection with the entire universe, nay, the multi-verse, and your connect...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are flying through the clouds and kicking some Nazi butt in the 1991 film by Joe Johnston, The Rocketeer. If I had Howard Hughes money, I would 100% build myself a jetpack, too. Who can blame the guy? Who in the world doesn’t want to fly high up with the birds and such? Even now, when commercial air travel is so prevalent and relatively af...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are saving the entire world from a massive alien invasion… yet again, in the Roland Emmerich film from 1996, Independence Day. What is it with aliens who are always trying to blow up our national monuments? To be frank, it’s a real jerk move, and they should all be ashamed. They should feel bad about trying to exterminate the entire human...

Send us Fan Mail   On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are doing what a whole lot more people should be doing: Doing what Jason Statham tells us to do and staying out of the water. It’s the 2018 film from Jon Turteltaub, The Meg. Some of you may think he’s just some English meathead who’s been in a few excellent Guy Ritchie films and a whole lot more terrible films from other directors. What...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are making our way back to an alien infested planet for some damn reason even though there’s not really any sensible reason to when you get right down to it in the 1986 film from James Cameron, Aliens. Full disclosure, I’m not someone who has seen all of the Alien films. Notably, I’m missing out on the third and fourth ones in the long-run...

Send us Fan Mail   On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are chewing gum and kicking bad guy asses… and we’re all out of gum in the 2015 film from Paul Feig, Spy. This film is a breath of fresh air. It’s a healing tonic when the world gets to be just too dang much. It’s a thrilling adventure story with amazing action, heartwarming friendship, and creepy Italian men. What more could a person wa...

Send us Fan Mail   On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are on a relentless mission to avenge the lives of our loved ones in the 2020 film from Anders Thomas Jensen, Riders of Justice. With elements of a funnier Taken, the series proving that knowing Liam Neeson means you will one day be kidnapped, this Danish film transforms a tragedy of immense proportions into a thriller that may only work...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are incapable of dying but are shooting everyone in every room we enter with the 2007 film from Michael Davis, Shoot ‘Em Up. Have you ever found yourself wondering how many ways a person can be killed by a partially munched-on carrot? Do we have a film for you! But the fun and games don’t stop there, folks! How many people can one unstoppa...