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Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are slapping on our swords and sandals and taking down creepy succubus monsters once and for all. We watched the 2013 film from Joe Lynch, Knights of Badassdom. Put aside any negative thoughts or preconceived notions you might have about the enjoyable activity (lifestyle?) of LARPing, i.e., Live Action Role-Playing. Not only is it a blast,...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are off to the movies to see a film that they won’t soon forget. We watched the 2024 film from S.J. Clarkson, Madame Web. Every so often there comes a movie that becomes the talk of the world. It enters the zeitgeist, becoming a fixation from which no one is immune. It takes up free space in our heads, filling us up with sticky webs of pop...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are letting the love of the darn cutest puppies wash over us! We watched the 2023 film from Richard Alan Reid and Nicholas Fabiano, Puppy Love. I know that these two characters, Nicole and Max, clearly have personal issues that they need to work on. That’s an unassailable fact (and Max probably had a lot more work to do, but who’s keeping...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are following up last episode’s sad story about losing a loved one with an equally sad story. We watched the 2020 film from Marc Meyers, All My Life. We didn’t really plan to have such similar, heartbreaking stories about losing life partners to cancer back-to-back, but here we are. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both a...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are here for their loved ones, no matter what it takes for them. We watched the 2022 film from Michael Showalter, Spoiler Alert. Love defies anything and everything. It can surprise you. It can excite you. It can lift you out of the deepest wells of sorrow, despair, and hopelessness. It’s safe to say that it’ll always be there for you if y...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are forming an eternal and powerful bond of friendship. We watched the 2009 film from John Hamburg, I Love You, Man. If there’s anything I know for certain, it’s that long-lasting friendships are based on three things: Life-changing fish tacos. A deep and abiding love of the greatest band of all time, Rush. You’ve got to slappa da bass. On...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are on an unstoppable quest to rescue our dearest and cutest kitten. We watched the 2016 film from Peter Atencio, Keanu. Today, we’re wrapping up our celebration of all things Keanu Reeves with a fur-filled adventure story filled with crazy drugs, terrifying hitmen, and probably the most photogenic kitten ever. It also happens to be our B-...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are vowing to take down all the evil punks who dared to kill our dogs and mess with our lives. We watched all of the John Wick movies! John’s on the run. Big time. You break the rules of the High Table and you’re going to face the consequences. Let’s just say that they’re not inclined to give someone a slap on the wrist. I have one questio...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are vowing to take down all the evil punks who dared to kill our dogs and mess with our lives. We watched all of the John Wick movies! It all started with one heartless, cruel, evil act. One innocent and darling puppy. One bunch of stupid brats who had no clue who they were messing with. The Baba Yaga. Really, they should have just left hi...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are exorcising our demons. We watched the 2005 film from Francis Lawrence, Constantine. If there’s something evil… In your neighborhood… Who you gonna call? CONSTANTINE! (Recorded on August 16, 2023) Links to Stuff We Mentioned: Constantine - The Movie Database (TMDB) Constantine trailer - YouTube Keanu Reeves — The Movie Database (TMDB) B...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are unplugging from the simulation and starting their lives in the real world. We watched all of the Matrix films! The grand conclusion of our mega-episode about The Matrix is here in all its glory! Our dear Keanu deserves nothing less than this. In this episode, Zion is under imminent threat on two fronts: the relentless and prodigious ma...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are unplugging from the simulation and starting their lives in the real world. We watched all of the Matrix films! This episode was such a doozy that we needed to split it up into two full-length entries. You read that right. This celebration of Keanu Reeves just can’t be contained within an hour! In this episode, we’re introduced to Neo,...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are keeping this damn bus from dropping below 50 miles per hour. We watched the 1994 film from Jan de Bont, Speed. Is there any better way to kick off the new year than by celebrating one of cinema’s finest actors? In fact, he’s more than that, he’s also one of humanity’s greatest living people! We’re kicking off an entire month of champio...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to save our little frozen village from the terror that is Santa Claus. We watched the 2010 film from Jalmari Helander, Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I’m telling you why, Santa Claus is coming to steal your children and eat your reindeer… (Recorded on December 11, 2...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are discovering that love… actually… is all around. We watched the 2003 film from Richard Curtis, Love Actually. Introducing the movie equivalent of a rock star supergroup, we have a classic Christmas film that stars just about every single British actor you’ve ever seen in your life! You want familiar faces? We’ve actually got ‘em! This b...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to let the whole world know just who the greatest toymaker in all the land truly is. We watched the 2020 film from David E. Talbert, Jingle Jangle: A Christmas Journey. Tragedy is when the person you trusted the most turns around and stabs you in the back, doubly so when that person is like a child to you. Adventure is when a co...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are decking the halls with the bodies of evil home invaders. We watched the 2022 film from Tommy Wirkola, Violent Night. We’re warning you right now—if you think you might be on Santa’s naughty list for ANY reason, then you need to get it together and turn your life around. Donate some money. Volunteer at a shelter. Heck, just be a little...

Send us Fan Mail  On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are wondering how in the heck did they wake up in a world they've never inhabited before. We watched the 2000 film from Brett Ratner, The Family Man. And you may ask yourself, "How do I work this?" And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are subjecting themselves to what may end up being one of the biggest mistakes of their lives. We watched the 2010 film from M. Night Shyamalan, The Last Airbender. Once in a great while there comes a movie that defies all expectations, all logic, all common sense. It defies all sympathy for anyone who might have the misfortune of subjecti...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are fighting off evil terrorists while on board one of the most famous airplanes in the world. We watched the 1997 film from Wolfgang Petersen, Air Force One. I know that nothing can ever be 100% secure and safe. That’s just not the world we live in. I’d like it to be, but there are certain trade-offs we all need to make if we want to be a...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are landing this damn space shuttle on the moon even if it kills us! We watched the 1982 film from Ken Finkleman, Airplane II: The Sequel. Do you ever get a feeling of extreme déjà vu while you’re watching a movie? The sort of feeling where you could swear you’ve seen this exact thing before, but maybe with a few slight changes? It’s like...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are just trying to get home to our freaking families, for crying out loud! We watched the 1997 movie from Simon West, Con Air. Don’t you just hate it when you’re finally released from a lengthy stint in prison, you just want to get home to the child you’ve never seen before, and the transport plane you’re on is hijacked by a bunch of viole...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are losing their freaking minds over this month’s b-movie episode. We watched the 2005 film by Bruce Campbell, Man with the Screaming Brain. I mean no disrespect to any Bulgarians whatsoever, but after watching this film, that country is the last place I’ll be going for any kind of brain surgery. The risk of melding my mind with some local...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are sure as hell not engaging in any of the gross stuff shown in this movie. We watched the 2022 film from Olivia Wilde, Don’t Worry Darling. It’s a movie like this that makes a person think that maybe all the technological advances we’ve experienced over the last couple decades were maybe a mistake. I love the medical advances, but everyt...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are becoming regular demon hunters these days. We watched the 2023 film from David Gordon Green, The Exorcist: Believer. You know what they say, If one demonic child possession is good, then two has got to be 100% better. That’s what they say, right? Is it just me? In a direct sequel to the horror classic, The Exorcist, this film ups the a...