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Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are just trying to be a good parent for our moody son. We watched the 2025 film from Macon Blair , The Toxic Avenger. If you go by what media like Batman and this movie are telling us, then there should be many more people who have either been scarred by or acquired superpowers from toxic waste. Are movies lying to us? Whatever the case ma...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to save our families while out for a fancy dinner. We watched the 2025 film from Christopher Landon , Drop. Is there anything worse than dressing up, meeting a nice hunk, and sitting down to a delicious meal only for some annoying weirdo to start AirDropping you F-grade memes all night? If you want to know the answer to that que...

Send us Fan Mail Spoiler alert!!!!!!!!! On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are wrapping up the year with a gruesome double feature. We watched the 2019 film from Sophia Takal , Black Christmas and the 2023 film from Tyler MacIntyre , It’s a Wonderful Knife. Whether you’re fighting for your life by battling a murderous frat house hive mind or traveling to a different reality where your fathe...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to convince the jerks of the world that they can be good. We watched the 2022 film from Sean Anders , Spirited. A real jerk-wad is mean to everyone and revels in it. He’s shown snippets of his life, past, present, and yet to come. He totally messes his pants in fear and turns his life around for the better. Oh, you think this is...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are off on a magical adventure to the North Pole! We watched the 2004 film from Robert Zemeckis , The Polar Express. We are curious, if we exhibit signs of doubting the existence of Santa Claus, does that mean we too can be whisked away by some version of Tom Hanks to be proven wrong? If that’s possible, then Santa who? What Claus? That mi...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are turning into something a little more holly-jolly. We watched the 1994 film by John Pasquin , The Santa Clause. Don’t you just hate it when you’re accidentally responsible for the untimely death of ol’ Saint Nick, and then inadvertently become the new Santa Claus? It’s a tale as old as time, you know? That’s exactly what happened to Sco...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are on a mission to prove that Santa Claus is real. We watched the 1947 film from George Seaton , Miracle on 34th Street. Look, this is a great and heartwarming movie. It brought joy to our lives. However, we’ve got a bone to pick with some of the people in it—who in their right mind would ever go after Santa like that? What, are they aski...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are saving the world from alien zombies using the power of rock! We watched the 1999 film from Tetsuro Takeuchi , Wild Zero. Forget The Walking Dead. Forget 28 Days Later. Forget George Romero even, because this movie has got the craziest zombie fighters you’ve ever seen! The music will save you and Guitar Wolf is bringing the music. To ca...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to keep this village from tearing itself apart. We watched the 2011 film from Nadine Labaki , Where Do We Go Now? Leave it up to the men of the world to take a good thing, like a tight-knit Lebanese community, and screw everything up because of what’s in the news. See, this is why we can’t have nice things! If you ever needed mo...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are slurping up a new, delicious movie. We watched the 1985 film from Jūzō Itami , Tampopo. Is there anything more warming, more lovely than a steaming bowl of ramen prepared with expert care and placed with quiet pride in front of your salivating mouth? If there is, then I don’t know what it could be. What I do know is that this “noodle w...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are out to get some serious revenge. We watched the 2023 film from Nikhil Nagesh Bhat , Kill. If you thought Snowpiercer and Bullet Train were intense, train-based action extravaganzas, then have we got a movie that’s going to knock your socks off. And it’ll break your heart while doing it? Oh yeah, it’s that crazy. Continuing our month of...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are learning about the true meaning of family. We watched the 2024 film from Pat Boonitipat , How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies. It’s true what they say: “Ohana means family.” Oh, wait! That’s the wrong movie; as far as I know, there are no Stitches in this one. But the sentiment is the same. Family (of any sort) is important. Your...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean have had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking jungle. We watched the 1997 film from Luis Llosa , Anaconda. You know you’re going to have a bad time when you can’t decide who the greater threat is: an enormous, person-eating snake or a crazy snake hunter with a terrible, unplaceable accent. That’s the choice our filmmake...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are being haunted by some really creepy looking dark spirits. We watched the 2011 film from James Wan , Insidious. After nearly a whole month of watching people move into houses that end up being super haunted, We are beginning to wonder if homeownership is really for us. The risk of being possessed is just too great! Oh, you think we are...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are living in the house from hell! We watched the 1979 film from Stuart Rosenberg , The Amityville Horror. I don’t know about you, but if I could find a house for $80,000, I would move into it so fast that all the ghosts and demons inside it would be spinning. You couldn’t keep me out of there. From what I hear, any kind of homeownership c...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are hot on the trail of a bunch of spooky ghosts. We watched the 2013 film from James Wan , The Conjuring. If there’s one lesson you should take from this entire spooky month of films we’re wading into, it’s that you should stay out of your home’s creepy-ass basement. It’s just not worth it. Lock the door, barricade the wall, fill the enti...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are taking down Hitler… once and for all. We watched the 2015 film from David Sandberg , Kung Fury. What do the Thor, a living arcade game, and a literal triceratops cop all have in common? The only thing it could possibly be is this ridiculous movie. The internet has produced some weird, wild stuff, folks. This film, our B-movie episode o...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are sailing into the sky with new friends. We watched the 1956 film from Albert Lamorisse , The Red Balloon. Suffice it to say, French school-age boys from the ‘50s appear to be amongst the worst punks to have ever lived. Who sees the joy that someone else gets from a harmless balloon and thinks, “I must destroy that”? Lucky for us, that b...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are stuffing ourselves silly. We watched the 2014 film from Patrick Osborne , Feast. We need to introduce you to one of the cutest, sweetest dogs that’s ever lived. Meet Winston. He loves his people and he loooves eating every morsel of food he can get his chompers on. To continue this month of short films, we just had to pick one of the m...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to foil the plans the greatest criminal mastermind of its generation. We watched the 1993 film from Nick Park , Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers. It’s all fun and cheese until some nefarious penguin moves in. We feel for poor Gromit. He just wants to live his life and feel some well-earned appreciation from his pal Walla...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are resisting fascism wherever and whenever it pops up its evil head. We watched the 2020 film by Aneil Karia , The Long Goodbye. Despite its impressive awards run, despite its star power, and even despite the fact that it’s a work of fiction filmmaking, it’s important to internalize the subtitle to this episode. What we see in this short...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are engaging in some extremely questionable sports activities. We watched the 2005 film from Barry W. Blaustein , The Ringer. Who would have thought that a movie about a down on his luck man pretending to be intellectually disabled so he can enter and win the Special Olympics would not only be worth a couple chuckles, but also be heartwarm...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are going to find a better therapist. STAT! We watched the 2009 film from Lars von Trier , Antichrist. You know you’re in for a rough time when you’ve lost your child in a tragic accident, experience wild hallucinations in the middle of a creepy forest, and, to top it all off, toss in some extreme body mutilation. Oh, is this one part of o...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are out for revenge after being locked up for way too damn long. We watched the 2003 film from Park Chan-wook , Oldboy. I think it’s safe to say that this is the only movie in existence that suggests that being forcibly imprisoned for fifteen years without any explanation is somehow not the worst thing that could happen to a person. It’s q...

Send us Fan Mail On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are fighting for our lives against two sadistic boys in short-shorts and white gloves. We watched the 1997 film from Michael Haneke , Funny Games. Fair warning to all the murderous monsters in psychotic golf attire out there: if any of you come to either Steven’s or my house asking for any amount of eggs, you’re going to be run off our res...