Monster Crazy

We are joined by @senator_gun on a quest deep into the subterranean lair of the fearsome, paranoid, and incredibly racist Beholder of Dungeons & Dragons fame.

We explore the outerspace Monster Graveyard until we encounter Seabozu, the most depressed and whiny kaiju of all time.

We swoop into Maryland to investigate the folkloric bird-dragon chimera known as the Snallygaster, and to be torn to shreds by its razor sharp beak. We also get terrified by how much it is like a train.

We slither on down to the sewer to sift through some toxic waste and be attacked by the part-xenomorph-part-fetus-all-slimy Suckling from 1990's The Suckling. Check out the show's twitter account at www.twitter.com/monstercrazypod for some visual aids.

In our inaugural episode we take a vacation to gorgeous Derry, Maine to get scared and eaten by Pennywise, Stephen King's famous creepy carnivorous clown.