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The Alpha Males are back with some of the worst takes known to man. They are helping us gear up for the new year...a year full of self-improvement and naturally becoming the 1% by simply eating meat and waking up early. Let's gear up for all your 2023 goals with me and the best of the best.    Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever plat...

Back again, reading absurd Reddit confessions. From secret kids and missing fathers to toilet pasta and general lack of hygiene, these confessions are nothing shy of shocking. Let's discuss.   Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me! Podcast Ins...

Another trip down the Anti-MLM rabbit hole. The huns NEVER disappoint. Let's read the absurdity together. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me! Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Insta: @maddy__mitchell My Tiktok: @mad_mitch

Today I'm talking about the weirdly niche pop culture moments I've lived through that have altered my brain chemistry. Are they good or bad? Doesn't matter. They were monumental. From Justin Bieber music videos to Sister Squad to Hannah Montana...these are the moments that made me who I am today.  Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever...

Today we're becoming educated queens together. Let's learn things we will literally never need to know how to do!! Today, I'm reading some of the weirdest WikiHow articles I could find, because you should learn something new everyday! Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave me...

We love to hate them. Today, I'm ranting about the worst main characters of all time. We're supposed to be rooting for them, but instead, we pray for their downfall. Let's be every TV writers worst nightmares together :) Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to...

The worst roommates that the internet has to offer. Dirty dishes and petty arguments are just the half of it, these are truly the vilest and least self-aware bunch we've ever seen. Buckle up. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me! Podcast Inst...

Secrets, secrets are no fun...unless you share them on the internet for me to read on the podcast. Affairs with family members, hidden siblings, and a murderer or two. In today's episode, we're reading people's deep dark family secrets.  Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave...

Reupload! How old is Lorde? Can Lea Michele read? Is Justin Bieber a lizard? Is Nicolas Cage a vampire??? Girl, you tell me. I'll probably believe you. Today I'm reading through some of the most absurd pop culture and celebrity conspiracy theories that I could find on the internet. Let's speculate. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever...

Happy Birthday to Parked Car Convos!!! 1 year of podcast, 45 episodes! In today's episode, I'm reading people's vacation nightmares. From terrible Airbnb's to travel mishaps, these stories definitely delivered! Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Foll...

In today's episode, I'm reading the weirdest conspiracy theories I could find on the internet. From clones to water that turns you gay, there is no shortage of wild philosophers online. Let's dive in :) Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me! P...

Accidentally bared my soul on the pod. This episode is a little different, but today I'm chatting about my life with you. Hopefully, this resonates with some of you. I'm talking all about trusting the timing of your life, navigating life after college, taking pride in how far you've come and so much more. I hope you love it!! Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you follo...

Everyone's favorite Tiktok trend has made it's way to the pod! In today's episode, I'm joined with my HS bestie, Gretchen, and we dove into the judgement :) Hope you guys LOVE this episode as much as I do! Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me...

Back again with stories from everyone's favorite subreddit r/AmITheA$$hole. Spoiler alert: you probably are or you're lying. From stealing homes to body-shaming...everyone sucks!!  Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me! Podcast Insta: @parkedc...

I don't know. I really don't. I could try to explain but I don't know what I'd say. The Shemar Moore fanbase is the most unbridled and unabashed group of middle-aged women I've ever seen. I needed an outlet, and this felt like a good fit. I hope you enjoy...or at the very least feel neutral about this episode. Luv u. Thx. Sry. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you foll...

Today, I checked in with my favorite subreddit r/antimlm. I had to see what the huns had been up to...and they didn't disappoint. Hope you enjoy boss babes! Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me! Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Insta: @...

In this LIGHTHEARTED and not at all serious episode, I'm talking about the burning question on my own mind: is Disney a cult??? Give it a listen and remember I'm always joking and never serious and that this is a haha joke and it's silly and I don't believe this it's just speculation and my opinion hahahahahahaha. thanks slay mamas. Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of yo...

Be prepared to cringe with me. Today, I took a read over some of Buzzfeed's finest embarrassing stories. The second-hand embarrassment is real in this episode so please brace yourself. Whether it's accidentally causing a shopping mall evacuation or sharing a stranger's engagement announcement on your Facebook...it is painful.  I also do discuss the Uvalde tragedy for about the first 10 minutes of...

Today Torry and I are discussing crazy celebrity encounters!! The first half is our discussion of our own celebrity encounters and our stories. The second half is reading Torry the funny and insane ones I found on Reddit!! Hope you love this episode! Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews...

The worst of times. Middle School. The ultimate source of evil. Today, I'm recounting all of my middle school horror stories to you, so we can laugh together!  Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me! Podcast Insta: @parkedcarconvos.pod My Insta...

Getting robbed, knife fights at the pharmacy, $hit on the floor...I've read it all. In today's episode, I'm reading the most heinous stories from the unsung heroes...retail workers. Tune in for the absurdity.    Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Fol...

Wired headphones or wireless? Sleeping in jeans? Chihuahuas? This week, I'm reading unpopular opinions from r/UnpopularOpinions, and talking about whether they should become ~popular~.  Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And any ratings/reviews you can leave mean so much to me!   Follow me! Podcast Insta: @pa...

What's your deepest darkest secret? Tell me! You have to! Kidding, but this week, I'm reading some of the funniest and craziest confessions that people have posted on Reddit. Secrets that people needed to get off their chest...affairs, arson, and everything in between.  Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! And...

Got a secret can you keep it? In today's episode, I took to none other than Reddit to unearth the most chilling family secrets. Every family has one. However, I was not expecting all of this. From affairs and secret children to ax murders, these secrets definitely didn't fail me. Dig up the dirt with me :)   Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast o...

In today's episode, I'm diving into two of my least favorite Youtube channels to hate-watch. The legality and morality of family vlog channels (or lack thereof) has been a niche passion of mine for quite some time and I'm excited to share the absurdity with you today!!!   Thanks for listening besties! As always I'm so appreciative of you following the podcast on whatever platform you listen on! An...