MONDAY NIGHT HORROR

Last week Mike and I went to hell. This week we're going to fucking space, in the fucking future, because...why the fuck not?! So fire up your cryogenic chamber, and set the alarm for 2455! Look out Grendel...WE'RE COMING TO GETCHA!

Ladies and gentlemen, come join Mike, myself, and everyones favorite hockey masked killer, Jason, as we GO TO HELL! The first installment of the New Line series! GOD DAMN, LOOK AT THE LENGTH OF THAT TITLE!

OUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE SERIES FOLKS! Mike and I enjoy the ridiculousness known only as JASON TAKES MANHATTAN. This one might end up getting a re-watch, and an extension on characters and such. There is so much meat on the bones here, Mike and I cannot do it justice with simply this episode! We'll circle back to this one for sure!

Missed a week, not like that isn't unusual for us from time to time! In this episode, we do a watch through of Friday the 13th Part 7 The New Blood. Join us and Dr. Cruz, as we try and exploit...i mean, HELP, Tina, get over the death of her father.

One of the most popular in the series. Mike and I take a long look watch and listen at this FRIDAY GEM!

Betterlate than never. This week we watch Friday the 13th Part 5, A New Beginning. honestly, its a fun watch. It is a great movie, and probably the most underrated one of the series.

Holy quarantine batman. Your dynamic duo is back, and they've brought some wives with them as well, and not just ANY old wives IT'S THEIR OWN OLD WIVES! check out the latest and greatest is the most underwhelming podcast ever!

Yea, yea, yea, we know, we say every week. Cut us some fucking slack ya schleps! Here it is, the one that spawned one of the most iconic horror franchises around. Come waste some time with us!

EPISODE STARTS AT 5:16 Happy marchoween you puke-a-maniacs! Mike and I tried on SHUDDER this week, and boy it fit like a glove, a really loose glove. Regardless of the fit, shit or zits, we watched HALLOWEEN4, because what else do you do when the country is on lock down from a deadly virus! Wait...virus, this gives me an idea!!!!! LISTEN OR DON'T!

Episode starts at 11:52 What else is there to do during a viral pandemic, well.....watch movies about viral pandemics. Outside our normal Monday night uploads, we will be uploading these bonus episodes all about outbreaks, quarantines, pandemics and the like. So enjoy, or don't. We realized how good of a movie this was after watching again, we both forgot a lot of parts and overall we came out wit...

Hail to the king! The 1981 cult classic The Evil Dead gets the MNH treatment this week! So grab your favorite ghoul, curdle up a little closer because this one is gonna make your blood cuddle! GROOVY!

Well, well, well. Look what the cat threw up! another messy episode of bullshit no doubt! This week, we rip into the birth of the hockey mask. Mike and I rip through Friday The 13th Part 3.

Here it is. The long awaited NIGHTMARE remake! Well, not long awaited, but....fuck it. there is a shit ton of electrical interference, the podcast is just as bad as the movie. Here ya go!

Well, well, well. Look who forgot to post a video one week! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! Now you dirty dogs get not one, but TWO Monday Night Horror episodes this week! Aren't you the luckiest bunch of assholes! Enjoy it, or don't. We don't care.

Join us this week losers as we watch the original Childs Play from 1988! There is nothing catchy to say here, we watch, we comment, we laugh, peopple die. You know the fucking drill!

What better way to start a series than with the second movie in the series, right? RIGHT! Here ya go all you HockHeads, enjoy it. Or don't!. WE DONT CARE! We make mention of the first movie as well, however the episode got all messed up, maybe we'll throw it on as a goof.

Hold onto your jack-o-lanterns fans! In this weeks episode we rip to pieces HALLOWEEN 2018. This is a long one folks. We just let the recording go and really get into it with this one. Hope you all enjoy it, and if ya don't, well go fuck yourselves. If you don't want to hear the banter in the beginning, episode starts at 4:46 mark

What kind of a description do you want? It's a watch through of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Go watch along and listen to us be awesome, Dammit!