Momma Needs A Monster

Hi.... This is the story of my guy bestie Tbone. He and I were the best of friends. And even if we went long periods of time not able to hangout much or speak to each other he's truly one of the only people who I can pick up where I left off with and feel as though no time has passed. We also attacked a truck with Jello like weirdos in the night. Until we meet again partner in crime.... --- This e...

The title is slightly misleading... He in fact didn't get that nick name from sticking anything in his butt.... But he was a creep so he needed a creep nick name. This is basically how I grew strong enough to start setting boundaries with creeps. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamo...

Alright. You know how Backstreet Boys said "Quit playin' games with my heart!" Well take a note from my book (or don't) and listen to them. I played a stupid game and won exactly 0 prizes.... --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

These are the only two sleepovers I had with Jessie Bestie. Her and I were really close during school and if we hadn't grown apart (not anyone's fault shit happens) due to life circumstances I think we'd have had many more and would still be friends today, but who knows. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https:...

Yes.... this is another new year's eve story. A little late (or early, depending) I know, but I am weird and random memories keep popping up of weird stuff. Stuff I'm not sure anyone else has done... also do you decorate your home? And is it DIY? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamo...

Okay.... again another weird trip down memory lane to another story I've never really talked about to anyone out of sheer embarrassing guilt. I had a sleepover where we literally called a sex chat line and I did my best Paris Hilton impersonation and got my friend and I free pizza. It's not as cool as it sounds and if anything should be used as a cautionary tale if anything. Be really careful. You...

Nope.... you didn't read that title wrong, and it's also not a typo. Today I'm taking a little trip down nostalgia lane to the time I was a seventh grade rep in the student body government. I've never told anyone this not even my friends back then. So... your welcome. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://a...

Today it's all about the driving babies... I have always loved going on drives and walks, what about you? I figured since I'm a pro DoorDash driver now I'd tell you all about it. (Also lots of PLT on how NOT to embarrass yourself while DoorDashing!) --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneeds...

Today is strictly story time. There was a time we almost broke up, and then came our first (and my worst ever) Valentine's day. Are you ready for a wild one?! Buckle in, okay, cuz this train is about to go off the rails. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

So today I'm telling you about my love of going for drives and having adventures... You'd think that this would translate into my love life. It does not. Clearly. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

Hi! Welcome back! Season 6! I'm talking and asking about the new Ghostbusters Movies! Have you seen them? Do you like them? Also I'm telling you about the most fun I've ever had on Valentine's Day, and telling you how to do this too... Sorta. So even if you're single on Valentine's day you don't be left out or alone. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. htt...

Hi, firstly I want to tell you I'm NOT a doctor so any advice I give you please don't take it as actual medical advice (and take it with a grain of salt). If you are worried you may have been exposed or have Corona please seek proper medical attention. Secondly thank you for listening and enjoying whatever this is, and I hope you're able to find it helpful in some way even if it's just for enterta...

Hi so this is part of my I have covid stuff I said I'd update you through out when I remembered or if I felt like it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

The title is pretty self explanatory. If you're hearing this before season 7 just know most of season 7 was pre recorded so during most of it I didn't have this. Also if you're curious about quarantine or how we are handling this I will have updates coming. Thank you for being so patient with me, and how shitty I feel. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. h...

Hey I have been here for two years. This is more of a look back at these two years rather than stories. So please enjoy my incessant ramblings and weird opinions. And don't forget to stick around because it's gonna get good! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

This is where I give you a sort of rundown of what kind of new years Eve things I do. I have other stories besides making a psycho shit themselves and hanging out with my stalkers --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

Today I am telling you about who on OITNB is a fave and who isn't and who I think didn't deserve to go to prison. Also I ask about your favorite tv shows/characters. I also tell you the one Christmas I spent in another state with my step dad's side of the family and how shockingly similar it was to what my mom's side did for Christmas. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to...

So I'm attempting to binge watch Orange is the New Black ... For a third time. Hopefully my ADHD won't get in the way this time. I also tell you about the first (and most awkward) gift exchange I had with my mother in law. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

Today's episode I'm very emotional... I go from happy, existential, to a little bit sad, but also still kinda happy. It's a rollercoaster, but it's a really nice story that I feel plays a big roll on who I am now... Or who I became. Whichever. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonst...

Well well well .... It's almost Christmas. Since we have been talking about the holidays and how families and dynamics and traditions are always changing I thought I'd share with you the first time I bucked traditional holidays with my family... To spend a traditional holiday with someone else's family. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm...

So this week I am hearing about the vaccine lots in the news but not the stuff I usually hear. Yes, I am vaccinated... Are you? I don't care why or why not, but I just want to encourage you to do it if you didn't. And if not I don't think you should be mandated. If your religious and can't, or whatever, I get it. Also I delve into a weird dream I had and analyze it (kinda). It was insane.... --- T...

Hi! I talk about LA Guns and ask about music. Also an update on my Thanksgiving dilemma, some Thanksgiving stories, and some stuff about life. @AwesomeShelbiNicole on Instagram if you wanna answer my questions. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/support

Today I'm starting a bit of new format or structure to my show. I feel like it will make it seem more like an actual show and not just me sitting in my dark kitchen in the middle of the night recording on a phone.... Don't worry there's still going to be storytimes though. And please let me know what you think? Do you like the new style? Is it better? Are you going to watch the new Tiger King? ---...

Look you can say what you want but when you mess with peoples lives you'll get found out, and maybe a little fucked with too. And if you're like me be careful there's always tons of weirdos out there. Someone might try to Black Swan you! --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/mommaneedsamonster/sup...

This story is a warning. If you ever encounter someone like this it's okay to cut them out it's okay to stand up for yourself because if not the toxic behavior will continue and you'll never win. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app