MOM STOMP

Mom Stomp gives their first impressions of Beyonce's Renaissance Act I i.e., hot takes, vibes and lyrics. There's a lot of layers and we're getting first impressions from fangirls, Annie and Jo, who will be enjoying and learning from this album FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. #twotampons #shallowhal #deadass #congratsvirgos #welpnevermind #honestlynevermind #TOTHELEFT #bags

Mom Stomp reviews the Bob Baker Marionette Theater in Highland Park but first -  apologies, old loves, the upcoming sitcom, "To the Left," missed opportunity to be one of Lizzo's "Big Grrrls," BRIT'S REMIX, Target being lazy/the root of all evil, an email from our sweet Christine, a couple of MNU (Mom Nutting Universe) pitches, bringing death back in a big way and, of course, boots and stomps...

Mom Stomp reviews Magic Castle and the Los Angeles Sparks but first - space pics, C-section holes, head injuries and bugs. The gals are drank some wine during this recording ... so buckle up. #thiswinetasteslikesaladdressing

Mom Stomp reviews the Autry Museum of the American West but first, the Holy Trinity (Beyonce, Rihanna, and Britney), aquariums, name pronunciation, kids going to other people's houses, movie theaters, a note from Phil Meister, a note for Vic Berger and a shared stomp and boot. #timislistening

Mom Stomp reviews Descanso Gardens but first they talk, ups and downs, Brit's new house, 27 weeks, drag shows, a Good-Luck-to-You-Leo-Grande review, people who working for museums saying whatever they want and Stan Lee cameos. 

Mom Stomp reviews the Getty Villa and Getty Center Museum but first - Bey's Renaissance announcement, 26 weeks pregnant, going Persian, and voicemails galore. Plus, 8 minutes at the end taking down our very good friend, Linus Lee, over the Buzz Lightyear movie. #wellknowwhenwegettherebabe #surfingUSA #vasectomized #slinkthedogisdeadlinus

Mom Stomp reviews Pasadena's Kidspace Children's Museum but first - marriages, Golden Girls, Brit's wedding, baby's breathing amniotic fluid (AKA the MATRIX), geriatric sperm, Beyonce's fans, MNU (Mom-Nutting Universe) pitches, wizards, witches, love potions, apologies, Marianne Williams and boots!  #goldenhooves #readingallthesigns #whyathursday #b7 #geriatricsperm #leanintothewitches #howda...

Mom Stomp reviews Greystone Mansion but first - signs from God, baby sizes, Brit's extensions, the good parts of being pregnant, the Mormon Momtok Scandal, voicemails and "Oops! Two stomps!"  #warriordash #threehearts #momtokscandal #soaking #bestjudy #oopsallstomps

Mom Stomp reviews Bob Baker Marionette Theater's traveling company but first, where is Ri and where is Kylie's second kid? Brit, Madonna, crying-it-out, staying-at-home, Zendaya (emphasis on the "day"), and our new podcast goal (inspo - Tim Paul). Plus, boots and stomps! #cutebutaverageasfuck #singus #youdontgetthesleep #whatchyoudo

Mom Stomp reviews America...lots of thoughts but no real answers (got to listen to a different podcast for those). Plus! passports for Portugal, RiRi's birth announcement, books that leave an impression, Brit's comedy, sweet, sweet dry humping, geriatric pregnancies, a review of 1995's "When A Man Loves a Woman" and, of course, boots and stomps.  #creaturepreacher #itsloveanditsscare #readabook

Mom Stomp reviews Solvang, California but first - Jay Leno's fucking stupid cars, celebrities flirting, country music (will never get over what they did to The Chicks), Peter trying to get back into Mom Stomp's good graces, the MNU (Mom-Nutting Universe), voicemails/emails, discussing unwanted advice, more bird poop, bathroom moments, and homework assignments. #thunderrollsbabe #youbettergoHIPPAcr...

Mom Stomp reviews 3 hot spots this week - Chicago's Cloud Gate (AKA The Bean), Maggie Daley Park's Play Garden spaces (also in Chicago) and Pasadena, California's Rose Bowl Flea Market but first, the ladies cover communism, another poem from Brit, a gut feeling about Rihanna, vulnerable pants-pissing moments, the formula shortage, voicemails from a dear friend and some ideas for their upcoming (to...

Mom Stomp Mother's Day episode - no review, no boots, no stomps just a raw audio of Annie and Jo talking about the Met Gala, Brit's poetry, Kim Cattrall, Roe V Wade being an everyone issue (but if you want hard facts, friends, gotta supplement with one of those smart-people podcasts) and Annie and Jo writing the mom movie to end all mom movies. Plus! An email from FNLN, Amy Speckien, and a bad, ba...

Mom Stomp reviews Cinepolis Junior Theater but first Brit, Rihanna, the upcoming MET Gala, podcast reviews, not googling or listening to society, wondering where the damn facts are coming from and a voicemail from FNLN, Linda Orr, and a vulnerable moment from Jo.  #popstarwithtriplets #METGALA #og18 #shortandcurly #joanginthershegone #ridebitchride #thisepisodeisICONIC #popcornonthefloor #pilatesa...

Mom Stomp reviews the Santa Anita Race Track's Easter event as well as LEGOLAND but first - talking to your kids about dying, Brit maybe pranking us, celebrities reaching out, breastfeeding with STOMPLIGHTS on Daniel Tiger and FNLN, Andy Kushnir.  #alwayssomethingundertherocks #itookthe20 #newspaperwriteratyouryearbook #briannashow #ifyouregoingtoromepackyoursneakers #eggswerenthidden #gottap...

Mom Stomp reviews Family Arcade and Sherman Oaks Castle Park but first - Brit's big announcement, Rihanna's fabulous Vogue pics/article, the upcoming Met Gala, J.Lo's news and future, and BOTOX angels. #itsgonnabebombasticgirl #peedonastickandtoldtheworld #HUSBAND #roseiscoming #plasteredandcrawlingout #weagree #wearehavingamoment #hotgirlsummer #bridgertonbotox #privateschoolsmmmmmmmmmm

Mom Stomp reviews Burbank's WB Tour and the world's Mario Kart 8 Deluxe but first: Brit's assistant, going cruising for RiRi, Bridgerton, West Side Story, Julia, Botox (AKA snake venom) and finding something we like and don't like in everything. #wejustneedtocruise #holdinghandsPETERTAKENOTE #phantomoftheoperathatIdidlike #wivestale #takenoforananswer #loseyourmindorloseyourmoney #thisisthelastchr...

Mom Stomp reviews Venice Beach but first: RiRi in normal clothes, Brit, us dying to know what Gammy thinks, an inspirational quote from Dame Judi Dench and living till our kids turn 100. #itsher #theyrelittlepaleontologists #theywillfindthebonesbitch #savorit #byeeeeeeeeJennyStaben

Mom Stomp reviews Battleship Iowa in San Pedro, CA but first: RiRi, Brit, the faces of Beyonce, tot screenings at movie theaters, friends that smell good, friends that can't smell and a big ole' STOMPLIGHT on Shane's Inspiration playground in Griffith Park.  #trashnoise #facesofBeyonce #letslookforwardtoMonday #ladders #golfpencils #thisisashipthatsmeanttokill

Mom Stomp reviews the Hollywood Forever Museum but first: their Rihanna baby watch, Brit check in, a follow-up email from one of our top listeners, (FNLN, Prescott Gadd), a VM with indecent proposal (from FNLN Mike Daflos - guest starring his gorgeous wife) and a VM from the lovely Lynnae Duley asking about the Santa situation and birth stories!  #VMA2000s #huh #fivezero #shoutouttotheweeones...

Mom Stomp reviews UCLA's Hammer Museum but first: cheating husbands, throuples, Rihanna being Rihanna, Brit, The Lost Daughter and a VM asking about keepsakes. #bitchymoms #iwanttomeinyourfamilyslashfuckyou #nutritionalyeast #whatyouredoingiswhatyouredamndoing #iwillbeoldbitch #rediscoming

Mom Stomp reviews the Recording Academy Grammy Museum but first: Rihanna, Britney, Euphoria, listener calls (covering bathroom groupies, Ukraine President Zelensky's comedic roots, and "the pandemic" being phased out as a viable excuse). #justintrudeuHADhelp #batmanlips #getthiscountrybacktoworkKristin #tallpeopledontgetit #absolutewarthog

Mom Stomp reviews Denver's Red Rocks Park and Amphitheatre but first, bullies, giving up your seat on the train, neighborhood watch, and old women.  #redrocks #redrock #whatsthemoviewiththekiddos

Mom Stomp reviews Griffith Park Pony Rides but first, the duo cover the great collagen-vegan mixup, Rihanna, family dinners, and ghost nipples. Boots. Stomps. And laughs! Please send any and all Mom Stomps questions, thoughts and STOMPLIGHTS! to thismomstomps@gmail.com

Mom Stomp reviews the Academy Museum of Motion Pictures (compliments their bud, Mitch F. Anderson) but first the ladies talk about Christmas (right around the corner!), Rihanna (can't stop, won't stop), a mom fail from a Pittsburg nurse and religion. Also, this week's Stomp Light is on the one, the only Dara Katz -  Executive Editor at Pure Wow, mom, comedian, writer, director, effing model,...