MOM STOMP

Mom Stomps wraps up Season 2 gabbing about astrocartography, the best karaoke song ever, Rihanna's Fenty Puma drop, Rihanna's baby's name drop, Rihanna doing a Super Bowl residency, a Reese Book Rec (Romantic Comedy by Curtis Sittenfeld), Jo Firestone's new book, "Murder on Sex Island, becoming intimacy coordinators, Dance Church, the joy of dance, and a big old stomp on Readi...

Mom Stomp talks Bey's BeyDay show in LA, Brit giving up on Jesus, coulda/shoulda/wouldas of life, juicers, Karate Kid, couples being mean to each other in romance novels, lazy managers, overrated Instagram, hiding veggies and going Amish. Plus, we got a VM from FNLN, Megan Johns. #iwantedtobethereformyfamily #houseofjuice #keepdreamingbitch #anthranx #computerbyebye #igottohook #theepisodewher...

Mom Stomp relives their experience attending Beyonce's Renaissance World Tour Concert in Las Vegas (*Night 2). Music, team, theme, and audience. This one's for the real ones. #welived #wesurvived #whatissexlikeemotionally #wegotTEXASinthehouse #emmysacrosstheboard #thisisoursuperbowl #justicefortrombones #theliesshetold #collegecourse #renaissance #lasvegas #renaissanceworld tour

Mom Stomp gears up for the Renaissance concert. The also talk where to go when the water runs out, party favors being over and done, Rihanna’s new maternity line, the confidence of Neal Farinah (WARRANTED), Brit’s divorce, getting real with Alexa and bullies. Plus, we got a VM from FNLN, Lynnae Duley and a Farmer’s Market update from Annie.  #getreal #submissives  #partyfavorsareDONE #lashesFIRST...

Mom Stomp reviews Omega Mart but first - carbs, Beyonce loving the Ave-Maria look, Kansas City closing out the Renaissance tour, Rihanna's new baby girl, Brit's new stripper pole, everyone not having money, king-of-the-playground energy, Oscar-contender, Ice Cube, and teeth whitening. #supergrandma #fucktheairlines #atlantawins #superflywins

Mom Stomp is closing down the summer as America goes BACK TO SCHOOL! The gals talk school memories, college being a transitional facility, Rihanna baby predictions, Maria River Red's lost poem, Mom Water, Beyonce v Taylor, Lizzo, a quick Yosemite review and an update on Jo's Vanderpump Rules journey. #AUGUSTisGETyournewshirt #backtoschool #tf #transitionalfacility #unlessyourasscheeksareou...

After a couple of Mondays off, Mom Stomp is back! Jo and Annie daydream about ET-angel-aliens, talk about hair-for-the-queen-bod-for-the-gods-Patreon-member, FNLN Meaghan Strickland, discuss what it takes to be a leader, as well as Beyonce's bedside manner, Sinead O'Connor, tampons being a thing of the past and DETERGENT. Plus! An email from FNLN, Megan Linville and boots and stomps! #offthenewsfo...

Mom Stomp talks about the THE SLAP involving Maria River Red (AKA Britney Spears) and Victor Wembanyama's security. They also talk about Beyonce rescheduling her Kansas and Seattle shows AND canceling her Pittsburgh show, Kilian scents being endorsed by TWO queens, Rihanna's new mascara - Hella Thicc, always listening to your cousins, KeKe Palmer getting mom shamed by her partner, and &quo...

Mom Stomp's "Big Boot Episode" coming at you! The gals pop off on TikTok, Twitter, kids being taken away from their families, not giving enough, giving too much, Mindy Kaling haters, no-carb-concert touring, Kilian's "Straight to Heaven" (yes, they're dragging for the second time) and Silly Putty.  #thankyoutiktoknobikiniwax #curatedvulvashot #howdidyoudothatsofast #sparetherodspoilthechild #Iambo...

Mom Stomp reviews the Richard Nixon Presidential Library and Museum but first - houseguests vs fish, hosting fails, bringing back hexes, reality show alliances, MNU pitches on pitches, SUNGLASSES of it all, getting on Beyonce.com, 2024 being done and gone already, the "Taking Care of Maya" doc, becoming a lawyer this fall, and joking about pedophiles being CANCELLED. #killtherichmode #Le...

Mom Stomp reviews the Hollywood Bowl / Janet Jackson's Together Again concert. They also dish on their SUR experience, needing another Vh1 Divas, Britney NOT doing meth, Beyonce's fits, Ri doing it all, the having-a-team of it all, Blue losing the sunglasses, a puberty workshop, chokers and Annie's latest million dollar idea. A VM from FNLN, Linda Orr and big ole stomps for Amaze.org, Gabb phones/...

Mom Stomp reviews Pretend City Children's Museum (Irvine, CA) but first...Jo gets a text from Beyonce, a review on "Angels' Share" (a scent from the Kilian Mini Discovery Set), Kim Catrall making the big bucks, loving your kids so much you got to joke that you hate them, acne being a real thing, needing a kid-GPS-rec and a GLOWING review for The Little Mermaid. Plus, we've go...

Mom Stomp talks with their first and only guest, FNLN, Devin Bockrath, who gives us the 4-1-1 on nannying but first! Britney reuniting with her mom, AI not being able to keep up with Brit, Beyonce's evolving concert, and Kilian's Straight to Heaven smelling like damn cat piss. Beyonce check-in includes a VM from FNLN, Irene Marquette, reporting from Paris, France post attending the Beyonce...

Mom Stomp reviews LA's Big Bus Celebrity Home Tour but FIRST a laundry list of must-cover topics from both Annie and Jo - Beyonce's new looks, her cold storage crew, her new home and hair products as well as Ru Paul's home, the All Stars 8 twist, the Anaheim Angels stepping up to the plate, RZA's first (night) birthday, Rihanna's rubbing-on-my-titties post, journaling about Rih...

Mom Stomp catch up ep! After a week off, the gals catch up on Mom Stomp emails, voicemails, mom tropes, adult kid representation, the book, "I'll Love You Forever" and their Holy Trinity - Beyonce, Rihanna and Britney. #thelobstersaredoingit #thebirdsaredoingit #35times #aqueenworksatherownpace #loveyouforever

Moms are out stomping hard this week so no new episode this week. In the meantime, we're re-releasing one of our favs - Mom Stomp reviews Las Vegas male revue, Thunder Down Under as well as LA's male revue show, "The Hollywood Men" but first, Rihanna's big news, Beyonce being old, babies changing our bodies & minds, MOM CODE, boots and stomps. #damnannie #kittyshirtandhor...

Mom Stomp reveals their first TikTok rolling out this June - THE MEG RYAN CHALLENGE but first, sex in public, teens in the street, Cirque du Soleil being so good it's boring/needing a Cirque du Soleil reality show ASAP, the Barbie movie, Wonka, Timothee and Kylie, getting Botox/not getting Botox, everyone looking f*ckable this summer, the upcoming Met Gala, college nurses hooking it up, a VM f...

Mom Stomp reviews Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, CA but first thoughts on being a mom, our kids are our masterpieces, working to make your kid a better person, working to make you a better person, therapy being the IT profession right now, inappropriate-post-stroke accents, difference between Janet and Beyonce and acknowledging we love all our kids equally, dissolvable washer sheets, overp...

Mom Stomp reviews the Super Mario Bros Movie and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves but first, "we have a winner, baby!" *The gals talk Ru Paul's Drag Race Finale, needing to take advantage of living in LA, having a signature look/scar/earpiece, the lack of key changes in the world right, Janet Jackson's Together Again tour kicking off in Hollywood, Florida, the team of...

Mom Stomp reviews iFly but first, they talk doing business in the Taco Bell parking lot, Utah being magnificent, camping people vibes, the shock of people leaving the bathroom without washing their hands, loving Sasha Fierce/Sasha Colby, Rihanna's baby being AWARE, Beyonce concert predictions, how to talk to people you've just met and thong-da-thong-thong-thongs. Plus, a VM from future and only gu...

Mom Stomp catches up on all things Beyonce - her Renaissance Couture, cutting ties with Adidas, being fine with SWARM and sticking to the music. They also talk about Britney's new Instagram look, Rihanna doing what she loves, Janet working her ass off, and Marianne's truth bombs. All hail to the women apes testing the Viagra. #beachbathroomsareportals

Mom Stomp reviews CAMP's Nike Kids CAMP in Los Angeles but first - what's after Gen Z, finding peace with chat GPT, platelet-rich plasma (PRP) injections, Annie's fast-talking doc from Boston, re-doing past Oscars, the Marianne Williamson of it all, Michelle Obama being dang perfect, Brene Brown AKA Theresa Caputo, and opening a play space in Slovakia. #riverrock #thisbobbykennedymothe...

Mom Stomp talks about the LA Big Brother Casting Call but first cheerleaders, choirs, RPDR dropping longer episodes, knowing yourself, what turns us on, the Bluey dad, Marianne coming for Biden, Jo still being confused about healthcare, a couple of illuminating emails from some MS favs, drinking your milk and Annie's new hobby. #oralpleasurechoirgroup #freewilly #whentheydothedadrighttheydothemomr...

Mom Stomp stomps Puss in Boots: The Last Wish but first - Marianne's big announcement, Peter being a part of the AI army, needing more Janet TikToks ASAP, the original Sasha, Little Mermaid fans getting back on track, Selena Gomez stalkers, funny Sam, Jeff Probst's new podcast giving Jo life, dad sitins, parks and recs ruling, school pictures being a scam, preschools hurting us all and Eggo missin...

Mom Stomp reviews Polar Playground in Huntington Beach, CA but first - Marianne Williamson's big announcement, Brit's comedy, the power of silence, vitamins quoting Rihanna, an upcoming horror TV series Swarm (created by Donald Glover and Janine Nabers w/Malia Obama in the writing room) that's got the Beyhive buzzing, fertility mixups, a VM, a little Magic Mike review and a reminder we're proud of...