Mobile Armored Podcast Show

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! This week, Bruce hugs a topless guy in the snow, a 65 million year old virus is unearthed, and V.E.N.O.M. builds a shopping mall in the Arctic Circle. So, pretty much par for the course. Plus, Scott is abandoned in sub-zero temperatures, and T-Bob comes one step closer to rebelling against his programming. Chill out with another episode of the Mobile Arm...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! This episode starts with such a great premise -- a nuclear submarine controlled by a rogue A.I. threatens the Panama Canal. But that's where the greatness ends. What we get instead is a complete dumpster fire of an episode. Twenty-two minutes of M.A.S.K. toy commercials would have been a better use of the time. However, dumpster fires make for great...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Look, we're going to be honest here. This episode goes to some dark places regarding Scott, T-Bob, and an ice cream shop. If you are easily disturbed, disgusted, or lactose intolerant, you might want to skip this episode. On the plus side, we've got very petty gangsters, Miles slumming it, and Matt's continued bad parenting on another all-...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Jason Burns from the "What About..." Podcast joins us as we travel to an England (ish) Renaissance Faire! Join us as we revel in the best poetry M.A.S.K. has to offer, Scott's epic quest to send a postcard, and some of the absolutely worst parenting we've ever seen from Matt Trakker. It's an extra special guest for an extra speci...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Surely there’s a better way to make money than breaking into temples in Singapore and melting down the gold statues inside, but, okay Miles, great plan! Also, Scott is almost killed by an elephant, T-Bob is treated like garbage, and Sly Rax has a really bad acid trip. All on this week’s episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show! https://www.instagram.co...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Yes, it finally happened. After years of neglect from his father, and after watching his father's rogue paramilitary organization at work for just as long, Scott finally snapped and tried to take out T-Bob. Was it successful? Listen to find out. Also, more lost cities in jungles and even more questionable money-making schemes from VENOM. Join Adam a...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! What could be more disturbing than V.E.N.O.M.'s dastardly plan to ransom the Statue of Liberty? How about Miles Mayhem's petty destruction of an innocent magician's career? WHAT DID WONDRO DO TO YOU, MILES?! That, and Scott Trakker's flipper hands, on this week's episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show!!!! https://www.instagra...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Like most of you, Adam and PJ strongly oppose the rampant deforestation of the Amazon rainforest. Having said that, if we were forced to come up with ways for destroying the jungle, don't you think giant caterpillars would be last on that list? Well, not for Miles Mayhem, whose latest scientific achievement is used for the dumbest reason possible. T...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! What could possibly drive Matt Trakker to sacrifice the greatest M.A.S.K. vehicle of all time? To save his son? To prevent the end of the world? What about a trade-in deal at the local car dealership? Nope! Thunderhawk is sacrificed in order to... well, if you can figure it out, please let us know. That, plus the M.A.S.K. team visits an amusement park, S...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Writing evil villains is simple. Give them a goal, and a crazy ultimatum if they don't achieve that goal. "Give me all the gold in the world or I'll blow up the moon." That's pretty good, right? In "The Magma Mole", Miles threatens to cause Mt. Fuji to erupt unless... NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HE NEVER ASKS FOR ANYTH...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! In this week's episode, it's all over for one lucky city if Miles pulls off his dastardly plan. Of course, his plan involves crashing a comet into Earth, which means it's probably over for all life on Earth if he succeeds. Is preventing an extinction level event worth 25 million dollars in gold bars? YES! JUST PAY THE MAN!  https://www.ins...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! We don't even know where to begin with the glorious trainwreck that is M.A.S.K.'s "The Oz Effect." Watch in awe (or horror) as VENOM's theatrical slave-labor scheme goes hilariously awry, complete with fake cobras and a tornado machine that would make the Wizard of Oz blush. Meanwhile, Buddy Hawks takes cultural insensitivity to...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! This week, we dive into Mask Episode 8: "The Roteks," where Venom decides metal-eating bugs are the next big thing. Because why not? Also, Matt's grilling hot dogs like he’s had one too many, Hondo’s got an attitude, and the team's mask powers are put to the most questionable use yet. And can we talk about the animation? It’s actually...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! We thought Miles was going into the medical equipment business until we realized he was saying "cyclonic" disruptor. We're still a bit disappointed, tbh. Also, "funny-looking domes", dirty bombs, Matt uses Scott and T-Bob as canaries in a coal mine, and Gloria reveals even new levels of her hard core adrenaline junkie-ness. All t...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! On this week's episode, join Adam and PJ for a hilarious deep dive into "Dinosaur Boy," where Venom’s confusing quest for eternal youth meets dinosaur drama! Expect bizarre dino noises, eyebrow-raising cultural takes, and villains who are alarmingly happy at their jobs. It’s a jungle out there with nonsensical plot twists and riotous carto...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Strap in for rollicking ride with Adam and PJ. This week, despite being trapped in a Colorado snowstorm, the boys still manage to delve into the hijinks of MASK's fifth episode, "Video Venom." This episode is a whirlwind where villains hypnotize townsfolk to steal a military laser with intentions of holding a Texas oil refinery hostage—a g...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Get ready to buckle up and transform your mundane commute into a fantastical voyage with Episode 4 of the "Mobile Armored Podcast Show." This time around, Adam and PJ  tackle the mesmerizing chaos of M.A.S.K. Episode Four, "Highway to Terror." Diving into the episode with the glee of kids in a candy store, they dissect every twist and...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Dubious ancient relics. Secret Colorado cults. And pepperoni pizzas. All that and more in M.A.S.K. Episode 3, "The Book of Power." This peculiar gem might just be the original pilot of the series, revealing itself with different voices for our beloved characters and the grand introduction of Boulder Hill’s astonishing transformation capabilitie...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! Activate Defense Mode for this episode of the "Mobile Armored Podcast Show," where Adam and PJ take a wild ride... with a dash of cultural insensitivity. This week, the duo dives into a hilariously problematic storyline involving the theft of a mystical arrowhead that leads to an alien spacecraft buried in the desert. With VENOM causing chaos a...

Send a Priority One Message to M.A.S.K. HQ! In this debut episode of the Mobile Armored Podcast Show, join hosts Adam Moore and PJ McNerney as they dive headfirst into the thrilling universe of "MASK," kicking off with the pilot episode that sets the stage for an epic saga of 75 episodes. Amidst meteorites with mysterious powers and covert operations disguised as UFO abductions, our host...