MJ Morning Show on Q105

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show (MJ will be back on Monday, June 8!) Bucket List - Illegal Stuff To Do  Facebook Marketplace Warning Hotel On Moon, Another Show Binged Morons in the news MJ Fraud Again  White Van Scam In The Walmart Parking Lot  Guys Giving Up Dating Because It's Too Expensive  What Happens When You Ask Google AI To Explain Things That Don't Make Sense W...

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Most Commonly Stolen Items From Hotels Do Food Delivery Drivers Eat Some Of The Food? Morons in the news What's The Latest Social Trend  Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls  Tampa Bay Gone Crazy  What Do You Know About Redheads  Pastor Uber Eats Experience With Calls  2 School Stories - Waymo To School  Woman Asks Stranger At...

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: FedEx Story People keep getting hit by trains Morons in the news MJ & Michelle - Meghan & Harry - Hair in salad Is this the Uber passenger from hell? We took calls. Which Generation is dumber than the previous one? Why was MJ's license suspended? Hot dogs banned in North Korea, and bikini hot dog girls Stuff Goodwill won't take Women looking for youn...

On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show: Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big  MJ Romance Scammer Story  Morons in the News  Listeners: How Much Will You Inherit?  MJ's Jury Duty Scam Call Dear Flabby - Pedo Wedding  What Erroneous Things Were You Told As A Child We took lots of calls  Pizza Place Thought Fester Was Doordash  Classic Crotchety - 1-800-H...

On today's MJ Morning Show: PRP Boob Job Woman Bitten By Spider Morons in the news Scary Loan Co-signer Stories Classic Crotchety - Pop Tart Fire Celebrity Romance Scams Featuring Calls From Our Listeners  People Don't Drink Water In Restaurants  What Do Employees Steal From Work  Science - UFO Story, NASA Sends Names, Gravity Classic Crotchety - The Vacuum Of Doom What Grosses MJ O...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester's rental car plans Luray Caverns in Virginia Morons in the news MJ took express lanes on Howard Frankland Bridge A guy sprayed bleach on suits in a store Tweeds Suits A guy broke into a house and... What's the #1 stolen car in Florida Would you pay to use Instagram? The new switches for the studio are delivered A guy was banned from all Six Flags locations for th...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Zuckerberg under fire for his super yacht sailing into Seattle after massive layoffs Morons in the news A.I. dog collar that translates barks Ferrari's new electric car  Polymarket - Google employee arrested  Spotify CEO says to stop calling A.I. music 'A.I. slop' Fester's story with the Secret Service Who are the nastiest celebrities? We took calls (about bot...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Michelle & Bailey vote on whether to use this letter for Ask Flabby Krispy Kreme $1.6 million settlement Morons in the news ESPN college softball play-by-play hot-mic moment What movie did Fester suggest for MJ and his uppity friends? Movie - "Obession" Bailey bought tickets... MJ asks listeners to stop sending 'Dude Humor' stories Dear Flabby - Is the listener the...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Chess Boxing Eustis PD... sad story with a strange twist... son took own life-police later returned the gun to the mother Morons in the news Decorating doors on a cruise ship Pin Chasers Texts that are spam to Fester and to MJ Streaming Netflix? MJ may cancel Rob Base RIP Kanye scheduled to play Ray Jay Tennis player at French Open needed to take a bathroom break during...

On today's MJ Morning Show: "The Sheep Detectives" Morons in the news Vote-should MJ do cringeworthy story Nutjob broke into a morgue, had his way with at least 4 corpses Good morning Fester How much should an officiant cost for a wedding Etiquette rules people break at weddings Is there really a service that provides attractive women to cry at your funeral? Another bad teacher... swung kid around...

On today's MJ Morning Show: More from former Harvard professor Morons in the news D-List celebrities Big-star residual story AAA says travel will be heavy this Memorial Day weekend Gas pump 'screw' scam... fake news Teacher who hanged black doll in classroom has been fired What did you do at work that got you fired? We took calls. Intern Bailey got in a collission Beware of being scammed Bitcoin A...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Joey Chestnut pleaded guilty to bar fight Morons in the news "Terriers" theme song, "Gunfight Epiphany" Son calls 911 about drunk-driving mom Everglades Python Hunt School storys: Water Wars; teacher hangs black baby doll; board member who called girl 'hot' has been arrested Dear Flabby Guy posts videos driving around with stuff on his roof for people's reactions Uber E...

On today's MJ Morning Show: We survived the May 18th asteroid Pizza Hut... old school style Applebee's all you can eat apps Morons in the news Dent in Chloe's vehicle How many UHauls are bieng stolen? American hantavirus victims... what are they being fed while in at University of Nebraska How much does Chick-fil-A leave on the table being closed on Sunday? Tribute bands Gas prices Swatch mayhem R...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Pretty girl round head Here, instead of a raise Morons in the news Something coming today to Best Buy? MJ shoulda bought this years ago... Journey concert Friday night New Target shopping carts are upsetting customers Bern's Steakhouse Doping the dogs with CBD Employee who put fries into her mouth and then back into the package Parking lot snow dispute? Senior photo sho...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester's coffee and sound effects Morons in the news Driving and texting laws Skin cream with bacteria Latest Britney Spears crazy story Jason Biggs splitting up with wife National Wear Your Life Jacket To Work Day Dear Flabby Taylor Swift wedding invitations not being mailed Tiger Woods back home Rays update Chief Bercaw - National Police Officers Memorial Day Nearly 1...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Farther vs further A data center twice the size of Manhattan? Morons in the news Small Batch Creamery jingles Teacher stories MrBeast Smoothie King collaboration Buttermilk Biscuit Day Next level glow Women beg men not to wear these Fester's first trip to Bern's is this weekend Burger King Bobby on phone Cruise line cancels reservations made with glitch Crazy moving sto...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Sumo Fester Don't pull over and stop to watch Florida wildfires Morons in the news Bucket of dumb-dumb juice 10 things restaurant employees know that customers may not Papa John's offering deal for Spirit points Stolen Red Bull truck  Jingles for Small Batch Creamery  Photo - NYC Chapter of Fat Club PhD wrote e-mail to MJ about Fester's weight TPD Chief Bercaw...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Fester has arrived (late) Motorcycle stuck on light pole after crash in Canada Morons in the news People want to become influencers World Cup ticket prices Relaunch of "Baywatch" coming... midseason (MJ isn't happy) Milwaukee Bucks owner blackmailed Bot purge  Filthy 'Fridge Finds MJ's insane dog story Whataburger lines Dear Flabby Cursing caller Chris... okay, lay...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Knee surgery, blue stuff on Fester's tongue UFO data release Morons in the news Fester the Whale ice cream cake No-proof-required class-action lawsuits Apple Care texts How many foundations do you need? "Bucket of dumb dumb juice" Gas tanks getting drilled School bus rear-ended by a pick-up Fire at Tampa storage facility Death penalty on table in killing of two USF grad...

On Today's MJ Morning Show -Mothers Day Memories -1-4 Westbound is closed -MJ has a confession -MJ doesn't know how to play Poker -Morons In The News -Is Hacky Sack Making A  Comeback -Julio Foolio Case Update -Fester's Reminisces On His Honeymoon in 2001 -MJ Calls A Traumatized Hadley -MJ Filthies Fridge -Jamie Presley Update -MJ Calls Michelle -Proposing In Public -Listener Brings Fester St...

On Today's MJ Morning Show -Andrew is out -Michelle has to leave the show early -Morons in the news -Mascot Fights -Meaty Fudge Dragon video -MJ is still #1 -Adult pretends to be high schooler -Circle K is saving 40 cents per gallon -Veterans Ford call -DUI: Droning Under The Influence! -MJ's Dogs Got Into A Fight -MJ Has A Question For Women -Michelle's Crazy Story -Firehouse subs  -Philadel...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Affliction/Ed Hardy What's 'Screwber'? Morons in the news MJ's 'Fridge Finds AMC Theatres to feature live concerts Arrested in Pinellas County for skipscanning monitor with a banana A text to MJ from Denis Phillips "Michael" family of names at Firehouse Subs New term in MJ's lexicon... "Blue dot fever' Dear Flabby You can stop sending Spirit Air memes to MJ Door-to-door...

On Today's MJ Morning Show -Andrew is out -MJ talks about his brother Drew -May The 4th Be With You -Steven Tyler Is A Creep -Morons In The News -RIP Spirit Airlines -Britney Spears is not going to jail -Could MJTV Have Captions -Nudist resorts -Woman calls in to debate MJ -Legal View With Michelle Schnitt -Is MJ In Trouble -Met Gala Coverage -Small Batch Creamery Giveaway See Privacy Policy at ht...

On Today's MJ Morning Show, -The Tampa Bay Lightning lose -Fester is out of breathe -MJ Has a new car -Morons In The News -New House Is Being Built In Tampa -Michael Jackson Movie -MJ Compliments Michelle -MJ's Instagram Got A TON OF DM's -MJ Went To Costco -Spirit Airlines -Trying To Call Small Batch Creamery -Maniacs In The News -First Female Trainer Wins Kentucky Derby See Privacy Policy at htt...

On today's MJ Morning Show: Why does Andrew need more time off? Shot for making a social media video Morons in the news Family kicked off Carnival Cruise... or not? Guest banned from Walt Disney World  MJ's Disney+ mystery Lake Thonotosassa property for sale for $115 million Coach smaked high school student over '6-7' Costco change Wedding fish story Britney Spears story Package delivere...