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Mission Rejected

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The story of the world's most secret agents...the backups. For the first time in his career, Special Agent Chet Phillips has discovered that he can choose NOT to accept a mission! That means there's no choice but to send in the "B Team": A nervous pencil pusher promoted to the field, a computer hacker working off her sentence, a fading former sitcom star and a recently reassigned White House intern. A full cast comedy audio adventure with a new episode debuting each month!

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EMF Declassified (Behind the Scenes) 04.02.2020 37:33

Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season. Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin. Written by J. Michael DeAngelis Music, mixing and editing by Pete Barry Featuring Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Be sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every M...

112: The Quotient of All Fears 27.12.2019 53:32

Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcreif Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl Bob Killion as The...

111: The Slow and The Steamed 29.11.2019 33:51

An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission...

110: Granger Things 31.10.2019 32:42

It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror! CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices. Written by Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin Directed by Pete Barry Starri...

109: Cardamom Brandy 18.10.2019 37:23

A notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Che...

108: Park It Like It's Hot 27.09.2019 37:07

A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips...

Bonus Scene: Mission Voice Meltdown 04.09.2019 1:35

It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon....

107: Halt and Catch These Hands 30.08.2019 36:25

A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki...

106: Enter Larry 26.07.2019 30:23

A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and...

105: Totally Screwed 27.06.2019 30:48

A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section...

104: The Werewolves of Wall Street 31.05.2019 28:40

A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath...

103: Cattle Call 26.04.2019 27:42

A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and directed by Pete Barry Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice Guest Starring Ashley...

Bonus Scene: Lord Nero 12.04.2019 2:43

After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejected Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief and Paige Klaniecki as Gloria...

102: The Con is On 29.03.2019 35:24

A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written by John P. Dowgin Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet...

101: Duck and Cover 04.03.2019 26:58

A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips and Kevin McGrath as...

Preview: MISSION REJECTED 01.03.2019 1:41

What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED! Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Faith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders with Kirk White as Chet Phillips Katerina McGrath as The Mission Voice Ashley Banks as Ocean Girl/A...