Minion Death Cult

Support the show for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult   Texas realtors change their in-house terminology from "master bedroom" over "connections to slavery." We laugh about how dumb this is, but also, it's civil war time. And, a 2013 photo of the Seattle Jimi Hendrix statue being defaced goes viral, and facebook is forced to reckon with just...

In the second deep-dive of our spotlight on important conservative women, we focus on Deanna Lorraine, former congressional challenger to Nancy Pelosi, author of the viral "TRUMP DRINKS WATER WITH ONE HAND!" tweet, conservative relationship counselor, and most importantly, podcaster. We cover the episode "How a Guy Approached me & kissed me on a PLANE! Bold Approach strategy to swipe" and learn he...

In the first half of our two-part deep dive on important conservative women, we explore the history of a fictional brand character who first existed as a nesting doll of cartoonish racism, fake wikipedia articles that have cropped up on facebook in the wake of the decision to change the brand logo, and why conservatives are so loath to see it disappear. Support the show and get a bonus episode eve...

Support the show for $3.11/month and get bonus episodes every week, including access to all previous episodes at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult   This week we spend some time on the crying McMuffin cop and explore a rich vein of conservative thought, including: "CIVIL WAR!!!" "Please let me feed the beautiful McMuffin maiden" "I spoke with my local McDonald's manager all about this" Also,  Conser...

Unlocking this episode because it's got some important stuff and it's also funny. - This week Alex gives dispatches from the CHAZ (now CHOP), addresses some viral rumors, and we go over some incredible right wing responses to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone - Also, "Cops" and "Live PD" get canceled (postponed?) in the wake of the George Floyd protests. After reading these comments, it becomes cle...

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult - This week Alex gives dispatches from the CHAZ, addresses some viral rumors, and we go over some incredible right wing responses to the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone - Also, "Cops" and "Live PD" get canceled (postponed?) in the wake of the George Floyd protests. After reading these comments, it becomes clear why...

This week we explore two very minion death cult topics: fake Antifa threats to visit rural American farms and kill livestock and violent, deranged responses to Minneapolis moving to disband their police department Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult   Music: Gravediggaz - 1-800 SUICIDE

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult   This week: an EU ruling forces a grandmother to remove photos of her grandson from facebook and Krist Novoselic of Nirvana praises Tump's authoritarian response to national protests. 

This week Nick of Means TV joins us to talk about Tonight We Riot, their new side-scrolling brawler about a leftist uprising against militarized police, and its oddly good timing for release. We read a snarky but grudgingly positive piece on the game from the National Review, and examine the unhinged and petulant comments section therein. Tonight We Riot is available now for Nintendo Switch and th...

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: just a few thoughts and Bad Reactions to the protests in Minnesota before moving on to our main topics: A white woman tries to call her personal assassination squad on the black guy asking her to use a leash, and people are very upset about her treatment of the dog. Also, how come Skittles can do a ga...

Support the show and get a weekly premium episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult   This week we discuss Joe Biden's latest opinion about black people, the erosion of Democratic woke culture in the face of his campaign, and conservatives manage to be even more racist than the Democratic entitlement they are attempting to critique. Music: Oxbow - The Last Good Time

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Trump accuses Joe Scarborough of murder on twitter, so Nancy Pelosi fires back and accuses Trump of having "Doggy Doo" on his shoes. We look at the completely deranged responses from republicans and democrats alike, some of which are strikingly similar Also, Hobby Lobby is forced to forfeit the Gilgamesh Drea...

Support the show and get a premium episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week Cait Raft (@CaitRaft) and Drew Spears (@DrewSpurs) from This Podcast Is Self-Care join us for a classic episode of Minion Death Cult, meaning that we discuss facebook death threats against a child. Isra Hirsi, daughter of Ilhan Omar, started a narrow but extremely deep firestorm when she called Am...

This week, we cover the Deplorable Facebook comedy special meant to take aim at SNL and discuss whether it was successful in its mission and We explore a Facebook televangelist's Three Prophetic Visions concerning Joe Biden and the future of our nation support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Haymaker - Fuck America

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: right-wing comment sections sound off on two of their own LARPing, would-be vigilantes getting captured by Venezuelan fisherman, including conspiracy theories, counterfactuals involving beloved fictional characters, and other entertaining rationalizations Also A dancer performs a pole routine for poli...

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult This week: Liberals call for Chris Hayes' head as he becomes the first msnbc host to seriously cover the Tara Reade story and A viral, uplifting facebook video about a drunken cop totaling his cruiser into a semi trailer.

This week: Jennifer Albright of the  Have You Seen This?  podcast helps us address the conservative reaction to the disappearance of their beautiful native butter maiden and  A Harvard essay about how home schooling is white supremacist causes white supremacist waves in the Daily Wire cement section Support the show and get bonus episodes every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Check our...

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult   This week for Patrons we're talking with the Street Fight boys about an insane piece of christian film in which "the world's most famous refugee," a secret islamic extremist, funds the creation of time travel in order to assassinate Jesus Christ. watch it here for free: https://youtu.be/uhlMNSd4Fsk   Music:...

This week: We cover the beautiful signage at the Huntington Beach quarantine protest and dive into even more beautiful facebook reactions. We had another segment but Skype stopped working :) Support the show at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult  and get a bonus episode every week Music: Frodus - Out-circuit the Ending

Support the show and get a premium episode every week at http://patreon.com/mininodeathcult   This week: Karen demands to speak to the manager of slurs, and Nascar driver Kyle Larsen gets fired after he starts twitch streaming and immediately says the N word

Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult   This week we cover the various aspects of Bernie Sanders dropping out of the race and the subsequent reactions: Liberals forcing us to choose the better "pizza" on the menu, thanking the stock market for supporting Joe Biden, and supporting Joe Biden's candidacy as accelerationism for rape culture. Music: Aut...

For a change of pace, this week we review the Kevin Sorbo-directed, Sean Hannity-produced "Let There Be Light," a film about "the world's most popular atheist" converting to christianity after a near-death experience in which he spoke to his deceased son. Music: Dionne Warwick - Let There Be Light Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at http://patron.com/miniondeathcult  

Support the show at www. Patreon.com/miniondeathcult  and get a bonus episode every week Abortion care in the time of Covid-19, the conservative response, and an engineer tries to crash a train into a hospital ship, possibly to get Jodie Foster's attention.

We cover the response towards Britney Spears becoming communist, and also we do a Q&A segment Music: Stay Gold - Never Sleep Alone

This week we examine a viral post about how Joe Biden is a White Ally for being Vice President to a black man, radical liberalism (smashing old white men with hammers), and white women trying to compensate for their whiteness by loudly hating white men. Listen to our episode on Pod Damn America Support the show and get a bonus episode every week at www.patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Craft - F*...