Mini Monday Moments

A Brief Resting Period Hey hon, you barely look like you can stand up straight; you're not planning to head into work today, are you? Of course you shouldn't! Not if you're in pain. I promise you, it's okay to book time off for your period if it's hammering you like this. You're not taking advantage, you're trying to offer your employer the best and safest version of you. And no one should be work...

Too Much What? ExCUSE me, but who has been telling you this? 'You're too much'? Too much of what? I don't get it. Listen, if they have a problem with enthusiasm and exuberance from someone as kind, gentle, mindful and pleasant as you, then that sounds like a 'Them Problem' not a 'You Problem' Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios co...

Take The Time Off So you're off? Excellent... but what on earth are you doing on your work laptop? No. Nuh uh. No way. It's your day off. Off! You don't need to be working, in fact you shouldn't be. Take the time off, use it for you to rest. That is allowed you know. Come on, put it away. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios coveri...

Spring? Out The Window? Honey? Wake up. Will you take a look out the window with me? Please? Come on, just a quick look. And tell me what you see... Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record a mo...

What? My Turn? What a crappy day. It's nice to come home and kick off the shoes though, relax at home, be here with you and— oh, what's all this? You want to treat me today? I... um... okay, I guess. No, no, it's fine. Sure. It would be really nice to put my feet up and let you take over. Glad of it. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral a...

Party Dress Up Hey honey, we need to go to this party but... well... I'm not going anywhere with you so clearly upset. You look good enough to gobble up, but please, tell me what's wrong? Oh, my sweet, precious darling. Don't compare yourself to the other women at work. I didn't marry them; I married you(!). Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender n...

Cry On My Shoulder A sudden attack of anxiety leaves you breathless and afraid. You send out the call, the distress signal and your Xyta arrives quickly to talk you down through it... to hold your hand... caress your head... keep you safe. You'll be alright, darling. You're safe with me. I promise. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral aud...

Toxic Positivity Wow, so your work colleagues are really not helpful, are they? Sure they have all sorts of 'positive' punchlines and soundbites, but really, to me, it sounds like they're minimising what you're feeling. Pretty sure that's the definition of toxicity under the guise of positivity my dear. Come on, we'll work it out together. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly s...

To My Past Self Honey, this is my journal and I'm using it not like I would have as a teenager, but as a tool now. So I can look back at everything I've achieved. And also look forward to what I'm capable of acheiving. So... no... you can't read it. But there is something else you can do with me. If you'd like? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gende...

Qutting? Okay you! You've been working yourself right down into the ground with no positive outcome. With no change. Do you think, maybe, perhaps, it's time to rethink the way you're going about this? Maybe it's time to quit? What, no! Quitting isn't a bad thing! Please... allow me to offer you a different perspective: Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usuall...

The Job Hunt I know you're worried. It would be weird if you weren't, but this job description look slike it was written especially for you. So... com eon. Let me sit with you and we'll see what you need to apply. Okay? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someon...

New, Year Resolutions Pet, if you'll allow me, I'd like to speak directly to you. I have some thoughts about this time of year that, if I need to hear them, maybe you do too. Let's go. Backing music: Handcrafted by playonloop.com under CC0 license Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-...

The Weight Of Family Expectations Going to see family can be stressful at any time of year, that's for sure. If you'd like, I can come with you? Yeah! Let me be the kindly voice in your ear to counteract the nonsense that some of your family members will come out with. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of sma...

Sometimes You Need A Mirror Sometimes it isn't easy to see what's going on inside. Sometimes you need something to reflect your thoughts back at you. At times, that's the only way to see them clearly... Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need suppor...

Holiday Cuddles It's so cold, baby! Yes, truly! Can you just... kinda... stay there, draped around me like a human blanket? Pleeeeeeeease? It's too cold for anything else! Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I wo...

The True 100% Hey... it doesn't matter that you didn't get as much done as you wanted to today. Nope! Not in the slightest, because you did your best. In fact, you gave everything you had to give which, even if it was 50% was still a huge amount. And, since you gave the whole 50%... what does that mean? Y'know... mathematically? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for wor...

The Number Isn't Important I know it's easy for me to sit here and say that your weight and/or the way you look should have no bearing on the way the world perceives you but that's the truth. What's far more important than the number on the scales is how you feel about yourself. So... why don't we work on that? Together. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usua...

Fighting Hospital Nerves I know it's not all that much fun having to do an overnight, but believe me; you're in the best place you could possibly be right now. Oh! And I brought along a few treats to keep you occupied while you're in. Haha, no need to thank me... I'm just awesome like that. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios cove...

Comfort For Health Anxiety Okay hon, I know how much you worry and— actually no. No, I don't know. I can't really, but I do understand it's difficult to put aside that fear. But if you'll allow me to help and comfort you, maybe you'll feel a little better? Oh, and we'll put away Dr Google as well, okay? Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutra...

The Other Netflix & Chill Hi honey. I know you're not feeling great. Sorry I can't do anything practical for you, but maybe, if I can't help with the pain, I can just be with you through it? Tea? Cake? Snacks? Netflix? Come on, we can do this. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-...

A Lunchtime Voicemail Hey honey. I know you're at work right now, but I just wanted to leave a quick message for you. Something you can pick up during your lunchbreak. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would...

An Entirely Meta Mini Monday Moment Hey you! Yes you. There's no one else here, is there? Come here. Come on, scoot close. I wanna talk to you. Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comfort/reassurance for. I would LOVE to record a moment...

Go To Sleep, Baby I'm sorry you woke up before you were ready, baby. Nightmares are just so fun. But I'll help you get back to sleep if you'd like? Sure. I'll cuddle you close and snuggle you and— sing? For real? You want me to sing? ...okay. You asked for it... I guess. ** Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner o...

Weekend Plans We so rarely ever plan to do anything... so maybe we should? Who knows? It could even be the start of a wonderful weekend, laid out ahead of us with myriad fun plans! K, let's do it! Mini Monday Moments (MMMs) are short, non erotic, wholly safe for work, (usually) gender neutral audios covering all manner of small, common little day-to-day scenarios that someone may need support/comf...

Never A Waste Of Time Hey, honey! Dr Google doesn't know what they're talking about, okay? I promise you, if you hang out there too long, you'll end up thinking you have rabies or something! So, let's just check out the proper NHS Website and see how we fare from there. I promise you, we'll find out what's up and if we need to visit the GP properly. K? Good. Artist Note: Yeeeeeeah, this one is a l...