Mind and the Motorcycle

I HAD A BLAST DOING THIS ONE. I HAVEN'T EVEN LISTENED TO THE PLAYBACK YET,  BECAUSE I AM SO HAPPY. NOW, I AM GOING TO LISTEN, JUST LIKE YOU AND I HOPE I HAVEN'T FUCKED UP TOO MUCH.

WE COVERED A LOT OF CLIMATE GROUND IN THIS ONE, PLUS SNIFFING OUT INJUSTICE WHEN IT BLOWS MY WAY. THANKS FOR LISTENING

CHECK OUT THE NEWS YOU'VE MISSED AND GET A LITTLE BIT OF COLORFUL COMMENTARY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT. ENJOY!

I HAVEN'T EVEN LISTENED TO THE PLAYBACK YET. I WILL, BUT I REALLY DON'T HAVE TO. THIS ONE IS HOT SHIT!

YOU KNOW, THE TRUTH IS, THE MAIN REASON I AM DOING NAKED NEWS/IMPROV IS TO HAVE ONE MAN'S AUDIO RECORD OF WHAT'S BEEN GOING IN THE WORLD. IT WOULD BE COOL IF HUNDREDS OF YEARS FROM NOW, AUDIO ARCHEOLOGISTS DISCOVER MY  LIBRARY. AND IT BECOMES THAT BASIS OF A COLLEGE COURSE FOR SURVIVORS OF THE CLIMATE CLUSTER FUCK AND A WORLD COMPLETELY OUT OF BALANCE.

B, IF YOU ARE ALREADY READING THIS, YOU REALLY NEED TO PUNCH UP THE PODCAST AND GIVE IT A FEW MINUTES. YEAH, I COULD BE A LOT BETTER AT IT,   BUT,  I DON'T THINK I COULD BE MORE  HONEST WITH YOU. GIVE IT A GO!

I AM WRITING THIS BEFORE LISTENING TO PLAYBACK. FRANKLY, IT IS WHAT IT IS AND THAT'S HOW I HAVE APPROACHED THE WHOLE NAKED NEWS/IMPROV THING FROM THE GET GO. I AM ONE GUY WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CREDENTIALS TO BE DOING A NEWS PODCAST AND THAT MAKES IT WORTH LISTENING TO, NO KIDDING. THANK YOU

I WAS A LITTLE CONCERNED HOW THIS PODCAST WOULD TURN OUT. I RECORDED LATER THAN USUAL AND LET'S SAY I WAS EXTRA HAPPY. WHAT THE HELL? MOST OF THE DAMN NEWS AIN'T GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY, WHICH MEANS IT'S THE LEAST I COULD DO IN THE SHARING.

I THINK YOU OUGHT TO COME ALONG FOR THE RIDE. SO MUCH IS ALWAYS GOING ON THE WORLD, LET ME PLUCK THE NEWS  I THINK YOU MIGHT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT, PEPPERED WITH MY DOWN AND DIRTY COMMENTARY.  MY NUMBERS ARE GROWING!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT THIS ONE FELT LIKE SOME KIND OF STRANGE NIGHT CLUB ROUTINE. I PURPOSELY WANT TO FEEL LIKE I WAS TALKING TO AN AUDIENCE AND IT MADE IT MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING, AT LEAST FOR ME.

I HAD A GOOD TIME DOING THIS ONE. A BIT MORE RELAXED THAN USUAL. I KNOW IF YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD, YOU GOTTA LIKE THIS PODCAST. SO?

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT THROUGH THIS ONE. I WAS THINKING TO WAIT UNTIL MORNING, BECAUSE I WAS JUST A LITTLE TOO HAPPY THIS GO AROUND. WELL, A MIRACLE OCCURRED AND I DID IT, WITHOUT MAKING TOO BIG AN ASS OF MYSELF. WANNA GET LOST FOR A HALF HOUR? HOP ON BOARD!

WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED, I GOT ANOTHER ONE DOWN. YOU MIGHT FIND THIS ONE ENTERTAINING. IMAGINE SOME GUYING DOING THE NEWS, WHO IS NOT ALL THAT GOOD TO BEGIN WITH. THEN, HE ADMITS TO SIPPING SOME WINE AND POSSIBLY HAVING SLIGHTLY ALTERING HIS CONSCIOUSNESS, AS WELL.

WELL, HERE YOU FOLKS. IT'S ANOTHER NAKED NEWS/IMPROV. DO CHECK IT OUT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. TRUST ME, YOU AIN'T EVER HEARD THE NEWS DELIVERED THIS WAY. YOU REALLY OUGHT TO GIVE IT A TRY.

MAN, IF I HAD MAGIC WORDS TO GET YOU TO LISTEN, I DEFINITELY WOULD. YOU CAN HEAR WHAT IS GOING AND JUST LET ME DO THE HEAVY LIFTING FOR YOU. I KNOW YOU WILL FEEL BETTER AS A RESULT.

WELL, HERE YOU GO, WITH ANOTHER NAKED NEWS.  IF YOU HAVE BEEN LISTENING ALREADY, THANK YOU. IF YOU HAVEN'T LISTENED TO THE NAKED NEWS/IMPROV, I THINK YOU SHOULD.

I GOT TO TELL YOU, IT IS NOT ALWAYS EASY DOING THIS PODCAST. NO, I'M NOT COMPLAINING, JUST SHARING. THERE ARE THINGS GOING ON HERE AND ABROAD THAT WE NEED TO KNOW, BECAUSE OUR FUTURE AND THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD DEPEND UPON IT. A GREAT DEAL OF THE NEWS IS DIFFICULT TO SHARE, BUT IT IS IMPORTANT. EVEN MY SMALL VOICE MATTERS. PLEASE LISTEN.

I HAD A REAL GOOD TIME WITH THIS ONE. I FELT LIKE A LATE NIGHT NEWS DJ, WITH MILES DAVIS IN THE BACK AND ME, RIFFING ON THE NEWS. FOR THE MOST PART, WE GOT SOME HEAVY SHIT GOING DOWN. I'M LOOKING TO BRING IT TO LIFE FOR YOU, WITH ALL THE OUTRAGE AND HUMOR I CAN MUSTER. TAKE A RIDE.

FIND OUT WHAT YOU MISSED LAST WEEK. IT'S NEWS AND STORIES THAT OFTEN DON'T GET THE ATTENTION THEY DESERVE. AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT IT, THE WAY I DO!

GIVE A LISTEN, IF YOU'VE GOT SOME TIME TO FIND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD, PLUS SOME PERSPECTIVE FROM YOURS TRULY. YOU WILL BE GLAD YOU DID.

I HAD MORE FUN THAN USUAL DOING THIS PODCAST. IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE IS THAT MUCH MORE TO LAUGH AT, THAT'S FOR SURE. THIS IS NEWS OF THE WORLD, DELIVERED WITH FEELING, A WELCOME CHANGE FROM HOW YOU USUALLY GET IT. I CARE AND I SHARE. LISTEN!

WELL, HERE YOU GO. IT'S TIME FOR THE NEWS AND YOURS TRULY. THE AUDIENCE IS GROWING AND I AM THRILLED. JOIN THE PARTY.

I STARTED OFF BY THANKING THOSE WHO LISTEN, SHARING WHAT A THRILL IT IS   FOR ME TO KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE. DOING THE SAME IN THIS SHORT PARAGRAPH. IT IS A PRIVILEGE, THANK YOU.

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO READ THE INTRO FROM THE LAST PODCAST, I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING A JERK. I AM GRATEFUL FOR ALL OF YOU, WHO TAKE THE TIME TO LISTEN. HAPPY TO HAVE ACCUMULATED 3,000 DOWNLOADS. I THINK THIS IS ANOTHER PODCAST THAT HITS NEWS YOU'RE NOT HEARING ANYWHERE ELSE. THANK YOU.

GETTING A LITTLE TIRED OF TRYING TO SELL THE IDEA OF LISTENING TO MY PODCAST. I WORK MY ASS OFF, PUTTING TOGETHER THE NEWS FOR THE WEEK, INCLUDING MY COMMENTARY. HONESTLY, IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD, PLEASE DON'T LISTEN. THANK YOU.