Millennial: Pretend Adulting, Real Talk

Laura's stupid Governor just realized how virus transmission works. Better late than never? We're back, and taking no prisoners when it comes to stupid people. We're making the most out of our shelter in place orders: Pam tries CBD oil and Andrew wins $17 in a Mario Kart tournament. We play the latest social media challenge of listing 10 things we dislike, but everyone else seems to love. Sorry no...

Come one, come all, it's time for another edition of #Millennial! Where the adulting is pretend and the talk is real. Have you filled out the census yet? Don't forget to be counted! We'll be hosting a coffee break with our friends over at MuggleCast, open to all! Join us Wednesday 4/1 from 3-4 PM EST - links will be posted on social! The Number is back to show us just how much more time we're all...

Well, there's no getting around it: the world is still cray. But we're here to talk about how we can get through it together, and try to find the positives along the way. In the last week: Laura tried (unsuccessfully) to buy toilet paper online, Andrew's city of Chicago has been ordered to shelter in place, and #Millennial hosted a coffee break video stream that was open to any and all to particip...

Cooped up inside with nothing to do? So are we. We're all in this together! As we navigate this crisis together, #Millennial recommends making donations (if you can!) to the Center for Disaster Philanthropy's COVID-19 Response Fund. You can also donate your time and resources - here are some recommendations. Primaries delayed, schools closed, and many working from home - how to cope, and what to e...

#Millennial is here to remind you to wash 👏🏼 your 👏🏾 damn 👏🏻 hands 👏🏿, but also to tell you about our drunk shopping habits. As COVID-19 (coronavirus) spreads, the stock market plummets and Orange Julius doesn't think this is a big deal (but still wants to stimulate the economy just in case). We bid adieu to Elizabeth Warren's 2020 campaign, and raise a Bud Light to our favorite progressiv...

"And then there were... 5." #Millennial is here to tell you everything you need to know to cut through this week's bullshit. If Laura's student loan repayments aren't re-certified, do they even exist? The stock market yoyos in the face of coronavirus, and we wonder if now is a good time to buy, or if the economy will survive long enough to justify such investments. As a panel that doesn't consist...

Oh my #Millennial, there's so much to talk about this week! Crack open a cold one, light one up, and join us! Feel the Bern: a decisive Nevada (Nev-AAAH-duh) win propels Bernie Sanders to the head of the pack, making his nomination all the more likely. Mike Bloomberg tragically died at the most recent Democratic debate when Elizabeth Warren melted his face off on live TV. Coronavirus = King of the...

Your favorite friends are back, and unlike Mike Bloomberg, we're not here to buy your attention! Laura met with a personal trainer and is still sore, and Andrew and #Millennial Social Media Manager Jule finally met in person! Does anyone ask permission to recline their seat on planes? Do we all stew in righteous hatred when someone reclines into us? Our latest Confessional submission asks Laura an...

Got primary season hangover already? Don't worry, we've got you, fam. What happened while we were on break? Caucuses, acquittals, and viruses, oh my! While we've been off, Andrew has had a brief love affair with LA, Laura has delayed filing her taxes (fight the power), and Pam learned some of the legalities behind scattering human remains in public. The Oscars can't seem to stop its bleeding viewe...

Andrew, Laura, and Pam take a test to determine which candidate we're REALLY for, based on where we stand on the various issues. By the end we come to a decision on who is getting our endorsement! This edition of the new #Millennial Variety Show is being released to the public since it's our first of the year, and we're making a very big decision! Future episodes of the Variety Show will be posted...

Andrew's on a Breaking Bad tour across the Southwestern US, and #Millennial is here to stop him from adopting a meth habit! Basketball legend Kobe Bryant, his daughter, and several others were tragically killed in a freak helicopter crash over the weekend. The panel shares why even non-sport fans are so affected. We predict who the winners of the upcoming Iowa caucus will be, and talk about why no...

It's about to be a long week with the Senate's impeachment trial, but #Millennial is here to give you a reprieve from politics-heavy news! Micah joins us after a long hiatus (3 years, nbd) from the show. He brings his sick burns and a strong desire to let the world know how he feels about Trump. In an exciting twist, Micah reviews the various Micah Chairs that've been posted to the Facebook Group...

2020 already feeling 20 years long? #Millennial is back this week with some advice about staying vigilant and staying sane. Think you’re using safe passwords? Use Google’s Password Checkup to see if your passwords have been exposed in data breaches. As the Democratic field narrows, Laura still vows to only care starting on Super Tuesday. Since sustainability is such a hot topic these days, we exam...

Welcome back to #Millennial, where the adulting is pretend and the talk is real! Is that a new theme song we hear? And a new tagline? We've been hard at work putting together some fun changes for our 6th season, and we can't wait to share them. Speaking of being hard at work during the winter holidays, the President opened the world up to a US-Iran military conflict, and climate change deniers are...

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It's the #Millennial Season 5 FINALE holiday special! Grab a drink and get cozy with us. A couple of important reminders: The Affordable Care Act (ACA) deadline has been extended to December 18th. Go get that healthcare! Also, the House will be voting on articles of impeachment that same day, so stay tuned for some BREAKING NEWS over at Patreon! Merriam Webster and Dictionary.com share their words...

The latest #Millennial is hot off the editor and ready to relax your ears after Thanksgiving with your family! Pam went on a date over Thanksgiving break... and almost choked on her drink at one of her date's comments about dealbreakers. # vs $: Another podcast aimed towards millennials has a logo that looks a little too similar for comfort. We hope you enjoy our new and improved album art. Democr...

What are we thankful for this year? Marie Yovanovich and Fiona Hill. SCOTUS declines to review the famous case of Adnan Syed, which is credited with legitimizing podcasting as a medium. Laura "let it go" before it began and never saw Frozen. Oops. As we wrap 2019, we'll be going over some "Best Ofs" the last decade. This week: best tech advancement in the categories of apps and hardware. A couple...

That chill in the air isn't just the latest impeachment proceedings - it's getting cold af out here! We welcome BAE supporter Ryan to the show! He shares his love of Mayor Pete and has a uniquely millennial life story to share. The end of the decade is upon us, and people are already taking to social media to boast about their accomplishments. Is this healthy? Speaking of the end of the year, let...

Happy Disney+ launch day! We're so overwhelmed. Instagram to start removing like counts in the US this week. Now that we can't #liveforthelike, what does life mean anymore? Please take our 2020 listener survey! This will help us improve all of our show offerings in 2020. We kind of shit talked fast-forwarding through entertainment media, and got some swift corrections from our listeners. Oops! Mil...

We’re a year out from the 2020 election, and we’re already exhausted. #sendhelp The panel makes predictions about the Democratic ticket tin 2020 - do we really think Biden will hold this lead? We have mixed, but mostly positive feelings about Apple TV+ and Disney+ offerings as we prepare for the domination of streaming services. Andrew debuts a new “Millennials in the Media” segment, in which we c...

We get through the news quickly this week, and move onto #Millennial's Scary Stories PaloOoOoOoOoza to celebrate all things Halloween. Pam is ok, but has had to evacuate due to the fires in Northern California. Don't send thoughts and prayers - support recovery for our West Coast friends! Marc and Pat join us to get spoopy! The hosts share their own haunting tales: a black hooded figure, babysitti...

This week, we welcome BAE supporter and licensed therapist Morgan to the show! We hope she can fix us. (This episode does not serve as a therapy replacement, and we highly encourage seeking out a therapist if you need help!) We all wish we were as hip and cool as Pierre Delecto, Mitt Romney's alter-ego. Morgan fills us in on her experience pursuing a career in therapy, and answers all of our burni...

Pam has a bone to pick with PG&E over its planned blackouts that left hundreds of thousands without power for days. Instagram's removed the Following tab, and now the #Millennial hosts can like dilfs_of_disneyland pics in peace. El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie - did we really need this? Mixed reviews from the panel. In light of the ongoing impeachment inquiry, we thought it would be a good opportu...

None of us got shot at our viewings of “Joker” this weekend, so your regular #Millennial experience can resume uninterrupted! We’re so glad to see the public has evolved from thinking Hillary Clinton’s pneumonia was a death sentence, to responding to Bernie Sanders’ heart attack by saying “get well soon, champ!” #progress  Laura provides the latest on impeachment: people are mostly ignoring subpoe...