Millennial Movie Night

Our last day in Barbados but the repercussions will carry on for episodes to come! Phoebe, Chandler, and Monica are on the listening side of the wall, capturing some partner-swapping in action. Both groups agree they should talk to the other person first before anything more happens. Ross does this on the plane, Joey not so much. Monica gets a treat for the eyes and the ears! Phoebe does Mike the...

It's the end of season 9!!!! The gang is in Barbados (can you say Barbados?) to listen to Ross give the keynote speech at a polentology convention. Unfortunately, it rains the whole time so they have to keep busy inside. They do so by - downloading viruses to Ross's computer, crashing a pharmaceutical convention, meddling, table tennis, playing hide & seek from the conference organisers, then kiss...

Ashley is still here! Hopefully she never leaves. Chandler tracks down a nice sperm donor in the form of John Stamos, Ross makes someone ELSE fall asleeeeeeeep for once, Rachel accidentally lets it slip on a shopping trip that she has feelings for Joey, and Phoebe doesn't have time for any of these childish games, she has to win 'who is more over who' against Mike!

Chandler and Monica get some fertility tests from Dr Connoley, Charlie and Joey start their new romance, and Rachel gets a lecture from Phoebe and a corporate greed massage from "Ikea". Oh also - RENEE AND ASHLEY ARE TOGETHER!

We meet the beautiful Charlie Wheeler, Rachel is trying to work out her crush on Joey, and Joey tries to distract the crew with a play while he throws his annual Soap Opera Roof Party. And we answer the age old question - WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

Rachel watches Joey shooting DOOL, and something starts going on in her subconscious because then she dreams of kissing him. Monica & Phoebe have a little feud over the music & garlic content at and outside of Javu. Chandler & Ross have a romantic weekend in Vermont stealing all the amenities.

The gang all drives to the next state over (which state is that, depends on who you ask) to buy a batch of lotto tickets. Chandler waits on his new career fate. Monica is sneaky. Phoebe encounters a scary pigeon. Rachel and Ross have a little baby genius on their hands.

A time before social media, when college alumni sites meant something! Unless you're Ross and no one cares you're dead. Or you're Chandler, and the phone's been ringing off the hook! Joey plots to get Huggsy back from Emma's chubby little hands, and Monica tries to help keep Phoebe's chubby little hands off of Mike.

Monica and Chandler just realized they need a budget, and they go to Joey for help. Rachel baby proofs the apartment (with a little help from a handyman). Phoebe and Mike are moving in together! Ross, The Divorce Force ™ gives Phoebe some advice when they do not actually hear wedding bells.

Give us your money punk! Or your comic books, or your backpack that says Geology Rocks. We'll add it to our bag of Crap From The Street. After that, we can roll our way into childhood obesity with Chandler's new internship and cool kicks. We'll round it off with unlimited nights and weekends and a whole lotta vertical energy at Joey's audition with Jeff Goldblum!

Ross and Rachel are not on a break and not really upset about last week, so Joey and Phoebe set them up on the worst blind dates. Monica and Chandler have a moral quandary about having S-E-X in front of the B-A-B-I-E!

Lucky for no one, Renee and Ashley do some singing in this episode, keeping Monica company! Monica shows her best side off when she sings on stage at Mike's piano bar. Ross does not show his best side off when he brings home a crazy lady in his efforts to show Rachel he's fiiiiiiiiiine. Rachel isn't doing her best either, immediately calling in sick and lying to her employer and coworker. We've ca...

We talk all about Phoebe's rat babies and *our* rat babies. Rachel accidentally has all of the birthday parties and kisses jerks on her balcony even though there were no lights! Ross and Chandler try to keep Hot Nanny away from Joey.

You know how we never have any idea what we're talking about when we talk about pregnancy and babies (amongst other things?) Well this week we fix that with our guest host Anais in Nashville! We make up slogans for random items because according to Chandler, that's what advertising is, we talk about our own best & worst acting jobs, and Anais speaks French! Must more attractive than when Joey, Ren...

Aka the one where Chandler quits aka the one where Renee Quits and Ashley has never really quit. Not much happens in this episode and we still managed to talk for 50 minutes. ENJOY!

Hope everyone’s been practicing the art of seduction and memorized the difference between and lager? Good! Because in this episode, Monica and Chandler trick Joey so they can have a little alone time, Phoebe and Rachel have a girls night out indeed, and Mike plays with the boundaries of normal social situations in the land where time stands still.

Rachel's self-proclaimed favorite sister comes to visit for Thanksgiving after her sushi plans fall through, and sadly she ends up single and without a baby to raise. Joey learns how to lie from Phoebe without mentioning raccoons. Crazy Plate Lady lets everyone use her wedding china but it is not without restrictions. Rachel and Ross lay out their 18 page front and back plan for Emma if they die (...

Phoebe is going to meet the parents for the first time ever! Unfortunately, it's snooty rich people and all her good stories involve pimp spit, prison, and punching people. Joey and Chandler try their hand at real estate investing but it happens to be at Richard Burke's apartment which happens to feature a lil VHS tape named Monica. And Ross & Rachel get Emma to laugh but unfortunately that girl i...

Ross is uncomfortable getting in touch with Sandy's feminine side, Phoebe makes one step forward and two steps back with Mike and a certain man from Minsk, and Monica and Chandler decide what's funny in a Long distance relationship.

Phoebe just wants to have a fancy pants birthday dinner with her friends but they ruin that for her. Chandler smokes and Monica gets forbiddy, Ross locks himself and Rachel out of the house, and Judy is getting wine drunk. Joey is really the only shining light in this episode!

Chandler is weirder than we thought in the bedroom, Ross can't leave well enough alone and creates an entire fake serious relationship for Phoebe to tell Mike about. Paul Rudd steals the show as usual@!

How do you spell it, pediatrician or paediatrician like my NZ autocorrect keeps insisting upon? Well it doesn't matter, you'll either get fired for calling at all hours of the night and day or causing a scene by scaring all the kids in the waiting room. We hope you didn't fall asleep and get re-assigned to Tulsa, because turns out Monica isn't coming with you, if Nancy has anything to say about it...

The One Where Emma Cries! Sleepy Sleeperson gets himself banished to Tulsa. Phoebe advises Rachel not to wake Emma up, and thankfully Monica saves the day as #SuperAunt. Joey and Ross finally hash out their differences, and we all finally learn what Ross' name is short for.

Rachel has finally had the baby, stealing Monica's baby name since her teen years (ugh), and now we stand idly by and observe the painful experience of Rachel getting proposed to 0 times but broken up with twice, somehow?! We'd prefer that happen to us then getting walked in on by anyone's dad thank you very much!

RACHEL HAS HER BABY! Monica steals her name. Joey kneels down at the wrong time. Phoebe gaslights a handsome stranger. Chandler sees he's ex. Ross does.... kinda nothing. It's allllllll happening!