Millennial Media Offensive

The ATF wants to take your AR pistol away. All Gas No Breaks slams on the Sex Pest and Alcohol breaks. Grampa Biden lost his mind and some documents. The war in Ukraine marches on, while the US considers sending weapons to Taiwan. The COP elects a new oil barren as its president. The World Economic Forumn is scheming in Davos. The Scotts are weaponizing transfolx and the Young Turks laugh and cry...

I can't believe its not Gutter Oil! The drought of 2022 is over, bring on the Monsoon of 2023. The CIA photocopied the J6 playbook and ran it in Brazil. The mainstream has turned against Bro Jiden. After millions of years, we must now vaccinate the bees. A guy in Texas found out why you shouldn't steal tacos. AND PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTIN is evil, you comer! PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING ON PAYPAL! WE...

The House is looking for it's next Boomer to aid in driving the country into the ground. Mike Morrell is the Know-stradamus of doom is rubbing his fed crystalball and workshopping the CIA's next move to destabilize the world. Andrew Tate is a douche. The planet is dying and you're killing it. London was pushing propaganda hard on NYE. The Boys cover stories to watch in 2023 and the Virgin Islands...

Fortnite is paying out of its ass. Bill Clinton is getting his doctorate in Ji.....Jazz! The Border is being overrun. Ol Dick neck Ham Hands McConnell is trying to push through Democratic bullshit. The Snowpocalypse is coming to destory America! Ukraine is laughing at the dumb Russians......in the dark. Ring wants to put a spy drone in every American home. The Bank of Japan is making moves and PSA...

Biden wants our faces down and bottoms up! SBF got arrested conveniently before he was set to testify in front of congress. Nuclear Fusion is a thing now. Ukraine is still  massively winning, not even close says the M5M...... Jan 6 texts are getting leaked and Brittany Griner sounds like a man? Finally, AI is making pornagraphic photos and stealing art. Yay! PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING ON PAYPAL...

Happy 50th! Ye made Alex Jones blush. Let's take a deep dive on who he's talking about. Elon drops the Twitter files on the Mainstream's head. SBF get's a public slap on the wrist. Someone knocked out the power in North Carolina. Ukraine is blacked out and Russian Oil is capped. Another hard hittting packed episode from the boys! PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING ON PAYPAL! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT TO KEEP GOI...

The Chinese have had enough. Balenciaga, edgy losers or part of the deeper group of elite child trafficers? Kamala is giving the children of Philipines nightmares. Kanye, Nick Fuentes and Milo made a brief appearance on TimCast, and some soy boiz push Male birth control. (Our stance on male birth control? Absolutely F#$king Not.) PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING ON PAYPAL! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT TO KEEP GOI...

World War III is delayed! Trump can tweet again. The Totally 100% Safe and Effective Vaccines may be causing Blood Clots, leading to "Died Suddenly" rearing its head in the news. WHHHHHAAAAAAAA? Iran is underfire. US contractors are in Ukraine? And finally, Thanksgiving is racist, you colonizer. PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING ON PAYPAL! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT TO KEEP GOING Huge Thank you to the one the on...

Crypto is crippling cuck coins. Russia might of kind of sort of accidentally hit Poland with a rocket.  What is Trump going to do in 2024? Jeff Bezos says hoard your money, and Biden meets Xi for the first time.   PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING ON PAYPAL! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT TO KEEP GOING Huge Thanks to everyone who found our ! Thank you for supporting the Offensive!    Big Uni...

It's election day in America, choose Blue Raspberry or Fruit Punch, either way you're still drinking the Kool-aid. COP27 is kicking off in Egypt, which means Climate Reparations and Horror stories in bound. Social Media makes money by making you mad??????????????? WHO KNEW? Also, Egg shortages in the UK and RIP to Aaron Carter.    PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING ON PAYPAL! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT...

It's Hammertime! The government has crowned itself purveyor of Misinformation. The Ruskies are bombing the shit out of Ukrainian Infastructure. Companies used your cellphone data to decide if you were a good little Covid slave or a grandma killer. Dirty Bombs and B-52s. The world is getting crazy, listen to MMO to get based.   PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING ON PAYPAL! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT TO KEEP G...

Big-eared Robot Rishi running the UK, A new Super Covid, Democrats sweating November, Trouble brewing in Ethiopia, the Saudi's are trying to build a BRICS house, Russia and Ukraine pointing dirty fingers, and extremism in the Military? A wide range of topics in the 44th episode of the Millennial Media Offensive.     PLEASE CONSIDER DONATING ON PAYPAL! WE NEED YOUR SUPPORT TO KEEP GO...

Flying Mopeds of Death riding into Ukrainian Power Plants? Kari Lake calling out convicted racists? The artist formerly known as Kanye West, but currently known as Ye, at least known as Ye and time of recording might buy Parlor to dunk on the Hollywood Jewish Elite? The Clintons dicked over Haiti? Join the MMO boiz on this wild ride.   Huge thank you to: Sir Paulie Bravo He found the&#16...

How come everytime you come around my Crimea Crimea bridge, it's going down? M5M & Social Media Nuke Fear Porn inbound. Biden pardoned a few federal potheads, Ye was on Tucker, The end of men is near, gun culture in America is all the rage and Iran can't stop getting hacked.  Huge thank you to: Sharky Shark He found the  and sent some financial support. Thank you for supporting...

Jordan Peterson crying? Herschel Walker paying for abortions? Elon Musk is pro-Russian? Kim Kardashian committing Securities Fraud? Is MMO turning into MSNBC? No, but we will always cover the stories no one else wants to. Episode #41 is packed full of goodness. Listen or be a dumb slave.   Huge thank you to: Ethan C. Lukas D. of Germany , St. Louis' Finest These fine folks found the  and...

Help my pipeline has fallen and can’t get up! Fascism is sweeping Europe, Russia is scheming, the CIA has a podcast (Not a Joke), The WEF wants to turn us into Cyborgs, Candy is as healthy as vegetables. Disagree? You’re a racist! And if you pay taxes, you’re funding the CCP! All that and More in the 40th Episode of MMO. Huge thanks to the Gerkenator for finding that and sending the...

Voting Machines now sold at GoodWill! Politicians dropping rhymes that slap! What a time to be alive! Huge thanks to Drew Kaver for finding that and sending fiat fun coupons to the show. Thank you for supporting the Offensive! You have been legally declared as Definitely Not a Fed. It’s a 100% real designation and, to quote our friend Boo-bury, is very cool and very legal. Thank you to Lavish...

The Most Sensational Podcast in the Universe returns! From the death of Queen eLIZARDbeth, Illinois criminals getting a free pass, Election deniers being as bad as the Taliban, and the pending gas price hike. The boys crammed max content into this episode! Huge thanks to JM Ridley, Jeremy C., and Colby Colquitt for finding that and sending fiat fun coupons to the show. Thank you for supporting the...

Biden looked like the H guy, your European grandma will freeze, in attempt to give Putin the Squeeze, and Chinese kids are laying flat. John and Dan cover it all this week. Huge thanks to Ethan C., French and Sharky for finding that and donating to the show. Thank you for supporting the Offensive! You have been legally declared as Definitely Not Feds and safe from the Fed purge. Thank you to Sirvo...

Don’t get baptized in the waters of Woke! Listing to MMO. John and Dan once again return to talk weather, China, Trump, Iraq, and Fashionable Astronauts. Please consider donating to the offensive with our . Get legally declared not a Fed by donating today!. Thank you to Sirvo, , , , Phifer, Jon McPain, Ryzome Ryan, and gonzamelli for sending in boosts during the show!. You too can easily be c...

Car Bombs, Christian Nationalists, and Fauci Oh My! The boys densely pack the topics in this weeks show. Learn about Quiet Quitting and Feds raiding Amish Organic Farmers! Huge thanks to Dame Salty and Gerald the Spook for finding that and donating to the show. Thank you for supporting the Offensive! You have been legally declared as Definitely Not Feds and safe from the Fed purge. Thank you to Si...

The Feds and the Mainstream Media would really like it if you stopped making them feel uncomfortable. Lace up your boots and pick your feet up high as we traverse this landscape of media bullshit. Everything from scared feds to Larry Fink’s WEF adjacent Aspen Institute. The population is collapsing and the elites want you to eat bugs. Huge thanks to Jeremy C. and French for finding that and d...

Mar-a-lago gets spooky, Government is changing definitions, The IRS is growing, Republicans are ducking the Mainstream Media, Fupa King Brian Stelter admitting Hunter’s laptop is real, and Nancy Pelosi is setting up her son for a life of Meth and Hookers. Dan and John blow the bugle of truth is an increasingly dishonest world! Huge thanks to Mountain Drew, Paul Branum, and Sharky for finding...

Hide your Kias and Al-Qaeda Grandpas, they stealing errethang out here. Dan and John everything from American Hummus Parties, the KIA BOYZ, Houston’s failed gun buyback, J6, Legendary grandma’s with Giant Penises on their grave, The Forward Party, and Monkeypox. Strap in. Huge thanks to Mountain Drew, Paul Branum, Gerald the Spook, and Ethan Crawley for finding that Much appreciated men,...

It’s a Sat Orgy! Dan and John return to discuss everything from Mutant Ukrainian Troops to Nancy Pelosi’s explosive Taiwan visit. Once again, They get serious about The Beef Initiative. This is a great show! Huge thanks to Ryan and Mountain Draw for finding that Much appreciated men, and welcome to the Offensive! Thank you to Boo-bury, Lavish, and PocketParlay for sending in boosts live...