Millennial Mamas

This week Costco saves the day. TikTok takes a half day off. An ambulances causes an injury instead of helping fix one. Miss Tab wins the air fryer game. Elbows were taken to the head. Friendship was tested with turds. Stephanie returns and is looking for a prison pen pal. WWYD if your MIL hated your daughter’s glasses so much that she was planning to sneak contacts for her? If you’re not sharing...

This week we start off with the love of snow our littles have and some updates. Shelasia witnessed a dinner reservation gone wrong. Eden’s apartment gets covered in vomit. Sage is killing the potty training game, and so much more. Then we get into the craziness of this week’s topics. What would you do if you caught a man hiding under your bed? Do you know the reason male birth control never went i...

Welcome back mamas! I hope you all had a good winter break and enjoyed the holidays. We jump right into the updates this week and EDEN HAS NEW TEETH!!!! After a wellness check, Elliot's behaviors continue and Eden worries he may have conduct disorder. Sage opens presets with a grinch attitude, and starts potty training. Mom wins include a test of bravery. After all that, we get into some fun topic...

Welcome back to a special themed episode to start the new year! We share our absolutely NOTS. From kissing our babies to our kids calling us "Bro", and several things in between. Don't forget to follow us on most forms of social media @millennialmamaspod.

Welcome back! This week we’re back to our old ways and we are in person. Enjoy a mic check of us venting about how we love our husbands but sometimes they fluster us in parenting. After the mic check we get into some updates. There’s a chipotle scam, a vet trip, and Shelasia can taste again! Elliot is having trouble at school again, and all the kids have so much sass. Our topics are pretty fun thi...

What it do baby boos! This week Shelasia is sick so enjoy another remote recording. We chat about Sage’s visits with the Grinch and Santa. Eden has a new plan for Elliott, and a mom win that will feed her family for many months to come. We give some parenting advice and opinions as we get into different scenarios and answer Reddit questions. Does your child of the opposite sex shower with you? Wou...

Excuse any delays/ poor audio quality as we’re still getting used to remote recording. We’re no hairologists but can straightening your hair actually help it stay healthier this winter? Elliot takes a lot of money this time. Eden is getting new teeth! January is a snob and the random man from Atlanta is officially on our hit list. Enjoy! Make sure you’re following us on socials @millennialmamaspod...

Well howdy there listeners! Another week, another episode. Please enjoy the smooth stylings of Sage Jo & Ava Rae living their best lives in the background of the audio as we talk about the new changes with recording remotely, toddler tantrums, and mom wins. This week we have a double dose of mama drama. We take it IRL for one of them, and to prison for the other. What do you do when relatives step...

Welcome back! We’re kicking off holiday season with a themed episode. Today we’re playing “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader”. Do you know the latest Gen Alpha lingo? Did you know that sharks are basically toothless ears? How many rivers are you familiar with? Play along and see whether or not you need to go back to Elementary school. If you lose, well we’re “sorry for your lops”. Enjoy!

Welcome back everyone! Bear with us because this week we try recording remotely. There’s no mic check, but we still cover our updates and mom wins before getting into some topics. There are more missing animals in South Carolina. Eden tells us about a terrible incident in a Maryland school. There’s an AITA and an AIO. Lawyer Shelasia gives her expert opinion on a prenup situation, and a teacher pu...

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, what the heck?! 😂 This week we skip the mic check and we’ve got several different topics, and as promised there is some more ejaculation. If you’re too fat to fit in prison, should you get off early? What would you do if your baby got blown away in a tornado? Also, how many times can you let the monkeys out without getting in trouble? Do you have the sel...

A vent session about the projected election results. Don't forget to follow us on all forms of social media @millennialmamaspod

Welcome baaaaack listeners. This week we start with a mic check that will make your whole jaw drop. I know mine did. We start the main episode with some epic mom wins. Shelasia shares some updates, including a close call with a tree branch. We talk Resilient Jenkins updates, having sex with 101 guys, a man stuck in a grease trap, and so much more! Make sure you’re following us on socials.

Welcome back! We hope you enjoyed spooky season, and we are glad to be back to our regular scheduled programming. This week's mic check poses some questions. What would your body and blood be? Are you a lady of leisure? After the mic check we've got a couple mom wins and then we get right into the topics. What would you do if you found out your child's teacher was giving them medicine without your...

Welcome back to the grand finale of our spooky season episodes! This week we are gonna dive into some stories from No Sleep. Creepy texts and scary mirrors are only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this episode. Sit back, and try to relax with our spookiest episode yet. Hope you get some sleep tonight.

Welcome to another spooky-cast episode. This week the topic is GHOST STORIES!! Some lessons include: don’t yell at your wife, and don’t turn a church into a nightclub. Somebody gets taken good girl first. And we might have a few tangents thrown in too 😏 Make sure you’re following us on socials.

Welcome back to another Spookycast. This week we aim to creep out moms and dads everywhere. We’ve got 8 chilling stories straight out of a parents absolute worst nightmare. From unexpected voices over baby monitors, children vanishing, and creepy Uncle Jesse to robots, puppets, and snakes. We’ve got the spooks covered across the board. So sit back, try to relax, and enjoy today’s episode. Hope you...

Welcome to the first Spookycast of October! We’re starting off this spooky season light by sharing the origins of some of the most well known Nursery Rhymes and Fairy Tales. Some are twisted, some are tragic, and some are just down right not okay. There’s no shortage of tangents. What do you do if your kid experiences a racist encounter? Is Shelasia Humpty Dumpty? Why didn’t anyone get that old ma...

This weeks mic check is all updates. We’ve got Ava’s 2nd birthday, some more on the teacher drama with Elliot, Shelasia takes another tumble, and Sage says her first cuss word…. Oh shrimp! After the Mic check, we get into the episode where we recap our mom’s night out to Kail Lowrys Tour! We had such a fun time and got so much inspiration. Following that, Shelasia recaps the HBO doc “Chimp Crazy”....

Welcome back to another fun episode with your 2 favorite mamas. This week we dive deep into the real life drama of the Sims. There’s cheating, family secrets, and babies being left in random places? We talk about it all and then decide if these sims are the assholes or not. Don't forget to follow us on all social media, especially on Facebook where we chat most!

This weeks mic check comes with a **trigger warning**. We’re gonna be talking about the school shooting in Georgia. Feel free to skip ahead to the episode at about 35 minutes. After the mic check the updates, and mom wins are plentiful. From farm days, to peeing on the floor, Elliot getting secret student, and everything in between. There’s a tarantula attack and tarantula hawk wasps. Does stress/...

Welcome back to another fun episode. This week we take you guys with us on a nice walk the DESTROYS Edens feet lol. Shelasia brings a question about doors and we talk about how actually dangerous bees and hornets are. do you look into people's houses when you're outside? We give some updates and get into some topics including piercings and hair. Also, are you breaking these random Ohio laws? PS we...

Updates this week include a concert and a parenting plan tiff. Shelasia has another intense dream. We’ve got a buggy mom win and fail. Which days of the week are even and which days are odd? What letters do you classify as vowels? Leave it to some guy to be a trademark thief. Not very demure. How do you pronounce ‘the’? Eden diagnoses her mom with a stroke and Whitehall has a shooter the first wee...

Welcome back! Come join us for an outside cozy episode. excuse any outside noises you may hear. We start off with a book update from Shelasia. then we get into a weird dream she had. There are updates on us and Eden celebrated her birthday! Sage has soap mishaps and we try not to giggle. Ohio breaks a record that no one else can break, and you will never guess what its for. What would you do if yo...

Where are all the book mamas? What kind of books do you like reading? Shelasia shares a bit about the book she's reading during the mic check. In the episode we talk toe pain, toddler pranks, Halloween costumes, and Elliot's new bed. The fall weather this weekend was such a tease and one of the biggest mom fails occurred. It's back to school season and almost Eden's birthday. We pl...