Mike's Unedited Let's Plays!

This episode is pretty much just fighting the divine dragon, the secret to which is to not make the obvious mistakes and to aim for his balls.

Making my way up the Drago Morta mountain, chatting nonsense and steadily getting sleepy.

I use some items in a battle, I know, really rocking the boat. Then plot happens, radical dragon smashes the city again, I forget Miranda's voice!

Toxic sludge needs a nap, I name some digital monsters, I do a terrible impersonation of Spike Milligan.

So things are happening! Everyone is digidevolved, dedigivolved? They devolve. Anyway, my panda is a grizzly, my plant fairy is a plant goblin, and the other one is still the other one.

Digimon, digital monsters, Digimon are the champions, of something. Trying another thing, at the start there's a lot more dialogue than expected. Going to be honest I don't expect to finish this one but assuming I eventually get out of the tutorial might be a laugh 😁

I sincerely hope once again that you have a certain level of patience for me doing about an hour of terrible Scouse accents while I subvert the mental image of these space elves. In other news I genuinely can't decide between Last Bible 3 or Digimon for my next 3DS series.

We live, we love, we have a few moments, but most importantly I run a race in a dumpy robot against an attractive lady I sometimes share hot drinks with.

Off pod the Divine Dragon went for a joyride around Crystal Palace. Lot of plot keeps happening all at once. Also I guess we say goodbye to someone in a fairly anti climactic fashion.

We have a party with the cardboard cutouts and proceed start disc three. Disc 2 didn't seem to have as much to it as the first disc.

So out of nowhere we're talking about divine trees, moon children and seven eyed dragons. Also trying to make every Wingly Scouse may have been a mistake.

Even when I'm not trying to run into Sumire she's there, so obviously my little guy is irresistible. I also cooked some rice for lunch.

I thought there'd be more meat to this particular one before naturally getting called away to parent. However what we mostly learn is that I still have opinions about Doctor Who and my posh voices are the same voice at different pitches.

I continue to attempt to split my attention amongst the ladies of the Flower Shooty Bangbang squad. The voices all meld together and things occasionally go off the rails.

Who on earth picks a visual novel for a non-visual medium? *Gestures vaguely at self* this is a ludicrously pretty game. I had fun reading it too!

Okay, so I'm sorry but the Daleks in modern Doctor Who are little bitches. I vaguely remember them getting a glow up later but they're basically portrayed as being somehow weaker than the fart aliens from the Eccleston series. Baffling, and the poor Cybermen, not even slightly treated as a threat. It's like modern wrestling... *ramble ramble, shake fist at cloud*

We talk to ghosts, we fight some ghosts, there's a big cinematic. Exciting times. Plus an extra bit from an interrupted record 😅😅😅

You ever hit the moment when you're like... "Hey a lot of our standard language really demonises people in poor mental health?" Yeah, I noticed partway through this that I talk like an utter arsebucket and should really consider my language more. Cue an elderly person saying something about snow. Anyway this episode is me just rambling on while no plot or dialogue happens because I'm lost on a gho...

Something something thunderchild. Honestly it's most walking back and forth across the ship trying to develop the characters we haven't seen as much. Not sure I'm at my most audible but it's been a few days so... Had to do it?

While I'm waiting in the middle of the night for the washing machine to finish, we get to a newly liberated Donau and head straight to a big old steam ship. Didn't know whether to go with a Procol Harum reference for the title or maybe Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds. I guess I'll do the other one next episode.

Not sure if this is just a more entertaining section of game or if I was just on the ball but this one was fun! Back at a lunchtime session not able to consistently voice secondary and tertiary characters. Hope you enjoy it!

We fight a bandit guy!

So actual clever dungeon design in the valley of corrupted gravity actually living up to the promise of that kind of name.

Playing Project X Zone thinking "oh there will be silly dialogue" What actually happens is I just remember that the ludicrously large cast are from a bunch of games I have generally positive opinions about. Also it's a fun daft game where you smash the action figures against each other, and don't pay any attention to any of the story dialogue because it's all nonsense. Buy that's videogames I gues...

YOU CAN PROBABLY SKIP THIS ONE. Gamus interruptus. Probably some absolutely abysmal sound quality as children and cats interrupt me breathing loudly beneath the covers. I ONLY WANT TO PLAY A JRPG!