Mike's Unedited Let's Plays!

Catching up on hot springs quests. This is all available on my old YouTube channel TakaOtaku if you need some visual context.

Fucking Paul Fucking Phoenix with his tall fucking hair and his flame job bike fucking gear should fuck the fuck off with that input reading bullshit. Wanker. Also Kazuya you fucking bougie piece of purple shit, go die in a volcano or something you ten hit combo mother fucker!

So the baby hit the four month sleep regression, so I need to stay awake to keep her asleep. Yes I know it's daft. Listen to me decide on a game to play and pick ps1 spyro.

I natter, with the smallest person in the house on my lap. Occasionally fights get interrupted by impromptu parenting.

.... Lot of T's.

Struggling to play as a complete gang of twats. I'm getting the impression the NEST Saga was edgey.

Getting back in the groove with the clickety clacky nonsense of a PS3 fighting game story mode with an arcade stick. I do inconsistent funny voices because they're fun, I cough a lot, and I struggle to play this game that feels a bit jank in that way I can't quite put my finger on. Also obvious mistakes get pointed out because nobody checked their work. Should probably mention that I do the cat gi...

The one that's like F Zero, not the one like Takeshi's Castle.

I didn't just force them to play zombie games. When I farm you for content I FARM you for content. I'm much more chill now.

I suck at recca characters, I suck at fighting games, this King of Fighters is incredibly forgiving 😅

So two comic book nerds select a fighting game...

I've been playing Castlevania while I've been poorly. I'm still poorly but I was waiting for my family to come home... So here's a bit of me being shit at fighting death. It's whichever sorrow one was on GBA.

Poor Larry, why is he a salaryman? I'm convinced that the Pokémon league in Paldea is hobbyist level. Poor chap is overworked and underpaid.

Okay so it's a terrible title but I thought at the time it was a good idea for a series. Also it forced my wife to play games with me!

Game continues to be very fun. Everyone is shocked.

Don't even remember it. Think I went somewhere and maybe caught something?

Gym time, win time, running out of vim time.

Somehow I don't think we made it on this one either. I mostly remember SHAG CARPETING. Fuckin' Metmike!

So it seems everywhere I go the levels are higher than I can actually train so I'm looking for where to go next!

Marching up to the top of the hill (catch a Pokémon and get obsessive about how levels), and then I march them down again! I was going to say milling around but that's a different area THAT I WILL NEVER RETURN TO. I think I have to head to Mr normal's gym now, or maybe the psychic one? Who knows, who cares? Falling down the stairs. WORDS THAT SOUND LIKE OTHER WORDS!

More of Ben, Tom, Metmike and myself failing to videogames.

A game I am less than stellar at playing. Why isn't the really robust psp version ported to everything? Anyway I proceed to suck as Sakura and be simply not that good as Ken.

So we finally try to storm the poison camp with our party of under levelled psychics. It doesn't go well, actually struggle on this one. PS Skuntank can get fucked by the biggest dick available in the Pokémon universe. Hatehatehatehatehaaaaaaaate it.

My little pony edits have eaten away at my podcast time! We spend this episode looking for new Pokémon and trying to vaguely level up the psychics.

Same deal, also from my old YouTube channel. We used to do charity streams together but we didn't on this occasion because getting everyone into the flat I had in London from all corners of the UK was enough of a faff!