Mike's Unedited Let's Plays!

It's a taxi and it's crazy.

A delightful double espresso that tastes of lovely. Not ludicrously strong but it tastes of coffee that is nice. The GameCube version Soul Calibur 2 is the best one (they say eyeing up a few of the modern iterations with their custom characters...) Smooth, delicious, mildly lascivious. Also for some reason I bring up Richard Dawkins, and then for some reason I start talking about sexual ethics as...

More Tekken! This time it seems everyone is out to kick my arse. Why would they do that? Michelle appears to be some kind of human suplex machine...

Yummy yummy 😁 So Breath of the Wild is pretty much a complete experience. There are games I enjoy more certainly but BOTW is deffo a full package. Good game 😁

Everyone's voice is from a western and my smallest keeps waking up.

I promise that last year they were all ones I like! Nespresso are in the pocket of BILK MILK! You can go earlier in my feed if you're interested in whatever the name of that asset flip was... Sprites directly taken from Street Fighter, Final Fight and Cadillacs & Dinosaurs.

Turns out I'm bad at switch axe... But I do triumph over an angry monkey and a lady smaug.

I like this one, it's proper good. Between all the milky and barista creations and this one turning up I feel like this year's advent calendar is themed after "coffees to ignore while you're amongst polite company". Anyway Rez is the game I picked but it's more the feeling of Rez. You let it all wash over you... Let's ignore the fact that Rez had a butt plug peripheral.

Hunting the Wroggi... Nope I don't remember it. Perhaps I should go to Taka Otaku on YouTube and watch the original? NAH!

I tried it. It was unpleasant. Final Fantasy XV was a fine world to explore and go for camping trips, but it wasn't a final fantasy. It was a fairly nice holiday with a whiny prince. I have kids, that's just holidays.

Might have rushed the coffee from this one. Proper parenting morning 😅 I'm such a shit dad. I should do a Hard Edge episode, it's such a dumb game!

It's a nice Café Au Lait. I sort of forget to talk about it in favour of ranting about the police being shit but some of the people in it being alright I guess. Christ adulthood is fucking complicated.

Don't get to the meat of the matter, will do more tomorrow.

I really like this one, as in it's one I have on the regular as an after food or during food tasty thing. Final Fantasy V is proper good isn't it? Tempted to play it now...

Exactly what it says on the tin. A little bit lacking, definitely intended for something like a latte (although you'd need a massive mug). If I get it again I'll consider under extracting it. Battle Realms isn't exactly what you'd expect me to think of as a cozy game on par with sitting warming your hands on a hazelnut drink, but the nostalgia goggles have deffo done that to me. It's a good time i...

So I rush out a party named after better podcasters and lead them pretty much directly to their doom. Fun times, very clear in it's influences. Banging soundtrack.

This one is very bad. Can't manage what little format I have.

Featuring chocolate pancakes and parenting. I recommend Crimson Shroud despite it no longer being available through legitimate means. Also I would say my shit cropping is impressive given I'm currently wrestling a baby, but last time a crop failed that badly my ancestors moved to England! 🤣 Yohoho

Hunting a Bulldrome, it's like a big boar so I guess I hope I unleashed my inner Obelix. Also available on YouTube if you like that.

... Just yuck. Did not finish.

It's smooth... I can't really describe it much better but somehow I go on for 20 minutes.

One for milk. Fine without 🤷‍♀️ Then I ranted about superhero comics in a thoroughly incomprehensible fashion until the baby knocked the phone to the floor in a flurry of "shut the fuck up dad"

Fairly sure this one isn't intended for taking it black in a porcelain cup... I decided it was Earthworm Jim after some deliberation.

It's a flavour one, I don't normally like flavour ones, this one is actually quite nice. Borderlands of coffee, I'm not normally a shooter person but I like borderlands...

Being quiet so I don't wake the baby before we leave on our trip. Intenso BORES me. It's just fine y'know? It's a Starbucks Americano tasting coffee.