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Two friends tackle dating jealousy, impossible teenagers, and the reality of parenting neurodivergent kids. This episode delivers unfiltered advice on relationships that feel one-sided, teens who refuse basic hygiene, and practical strategies for raising autistic children. TIMESTAMPS: 00:09:15 College girlfriend jealousy - when she talks to other guys 00:19:30 Teen hygiene battles - effective stra...

Two friends tackle life's messiest problems with zero filter and maximum laughs. This episode dives deep into biological father drama, alcoholic friend interventions, and starting your own business when you're stuck in corporate hell. Real advice for real problems: Should you reach out to a biological father who wanted nothing to do with you? How do you stage an intervention for a friend w...

Ever wondered why dating feels impossible and parenting advice sounds fake? Mike and Dylan deliver brutally honest life advice that actually works. This episode tackles the real struggles guys face: dating with autism, surviving embarrassing first dates, and being authentic parents instead of Pinterest-perfect frauds. When a listener shares his autism dating struggles, the hosts break down why &qu...

Mike and Dylan tackle the messiest relationship questions you're afraid to ask. From dating someone heading to college to surviving family drama, this episode serves up brutal honesty with dark humor. What happens when summer love meets college reality? A 19-year-old listener faces the inevitable end of a promising relationship, and the guys break down why long-distance rarely works at that ag...

Mike and Dylan tackle toxic workplace managers and share brutal family drama stories in this unfiltered advice episode. When a Chipotle worker asks how to deal with an incompetent boss who disappears for 45 minutes and orders food through drive-thru while off-clock, the hosts deliver practical revenge strategies that actually work. The episode takes a shocking turn when Mike confesses to participa...

Mike and Dylan tackle relationship stress during graduate school and workplace drama that'll make you rage-quit. Struggling with a partner who's prioritizing masters degree over relationship duties? Dealing with hypocritical coworkers? We break down real listener problems with brutally honest solutions. This episode features a listener dealing with unequal partnership during grad school st...

Mike and Dylan dive deep into comedy analysis while solving real relationship problems from listener submissions. Ever wondered why clean comedians like Jerry Seinfeld are actually harder working than edgy comics? We break down comedy tiers while giving brutally honest advice. This episode covers the hierarchy of comedy difficulty, from one-liner masters like Mitch Hedberg to wit legends like Bill...

Mike and Dylan tackle the biggest fears plaguing society: AI dominance and alien invasion. But here's the twist - neither poses the real threat to humanity. What if everything you've been told about AI and aliens is wrong? This episode breaks down why artificial intelligence won't eliminate humans and why any advanced alien species would likely help rather than harm us. The real enemy?...

We are back with another episode packed with listener submissions of relationship advice and personal stories that'll hit you right in the feels. Topics Covered: Should you force your wife to work instead of being a stay-at-home mom? Family group text drama - why some people just want out Firing your friend from work (spoiler: it's complicated) Stepmom/stepkid relationship struggles and re...

Mike and Dylan introduce a new segment called "Low Stakes Conspiracies" while delivering relationship advice and their unfiltered takes on pop culture. The episode opens with an update on Dylan's dog Buddy who was peacefully put down, followed by the announcement of their June 15th meet-up at the abandoned Denny's in Thomasville, North Carolina. When discussing marital tolerance,...

Mike and Dylan debut their hilarious new segment "The OTHER SIDE" with an absolutely unhinged tale about a husband's nightmare experience at his wife's ultrasound appointment. After reading a standard AITA about a pregnant woman refusing to tell her husband their baby's gender after he skipped appointments, the guys flip the script with Mike's outrageous fictional explana...

Mike and Dylan celebrate the growth of the podcast with a special thank you episode dedicated to reading all the submissions from their website. Between revealing they've ranked on New Zealand's comedy charts (higher than in the US) and announcing a possible shift to more advice-focused content, the guys tackle listener questions including a polyamorous fan requesting "more gay drama&...

To see the photo mentioned in the podcast head over to r/MADHD We also share embarrassing photos of "Bieber Mike" and Dylan's "Fuck You, I'm Drunk" encounter with Greensboro Police. Mike and Dylan return to their Reddit storytelling roots with an absolutely unhinged episode tackling some of the most bizarre AITA posts yet, including a husband with a public urination kin...

We've decided to do a different format for this episode due to some family events. Just 90 minutes before recording, Mike's wife's stepfather experienced a serious medical emergency where his heart stopped completely. Instead of our usual Reddit stories and advice-giving, we took this opportunity to have a more raw and personal conversation about mortality, family, and what really matt...

To see the photos mentioned in the podcast head over to our subreddit r/MADHD Mike and Dylan shift from "Am I The Asshole" to "Today I F*cked Up" stories in this chaotic episode, tackling everything from a couple's accidental Home Depot engagement to an unfortunate therapist flashing incident on Zoom. Between advice segments, the guys debate the merits of "I see red&qu...

Mike and Dylan tackle a disturbing letter about a boyfriend refusing to enforce a restraining order against his abusive mother in this hard-hitting episode. With appropriate trigger warnings for sexual assault content, the guys don't hold back their passionate takes on protecting children and establishing firm boundaries with toxic family members. Between Dylan's measured advice about usin...

Mike and Dylan dive into the Reddit Hall of Fame with the infamous "Poop Knife" story about a family's unusual bathroom tool, launching them into unfiltered discussions about childhood misconceptions and embarrassing bodily functions. From Dylan's first "shart" experience at age seven to Mike's workplace disaster at 27, the guys hold nothing back while exploring tho...

Mike shares his bone-chilling lifelong haunting in this terrifying episode, revealing how a mysterious eyeless old woman has been visiting him at night since childhood. The horror began in a North Carolina trailer park when neighborhood kids told stories about a disabled man who burned alive, and that very night Mike awoke to find a skinless, burned man lying in his bed. His brother even heard the...

Mike and Dylan announce their new concise podcast " 2 Daddies Judging Baddies " while explaining why they're keeping both shows running - one for rambling stories and one for straight-to-the-point advice. Between sharing intense workplace stories about a Cuban supervisor who invited Mike to sleep with his wife and a creepy coworker who pinned another employee to a car, the guys tackl...

Mike reveals the truth behind his criminal history in this jaw-dropping episode, including how his brother framed him for calling in a bomb threat, getting arrested at school in front of everyone, and spending 45 days in jail for something he didn't do. The story takes a wild turn when Mike explains how a fight with his brother led to an "assault on a handicapped person" charge that...

Mike and Dylan celebrate Mother's Day by recording a podcast while their wives sleep and tackling the age-old question: who would win in a fight between 100 Americans and 100 British people? Between sharing their unfiltered proposal stories (Mike had a PEE STAIN on their first date) and debating whether Met Gala celebrities are just rich people creating fake adversity, the guys dive into paren...

Mike's running on fumes after hospital visits with his son, but that doesn't stop the guys from tackling five listener submissions that range from workplace nightmares to lesbian revenge plots. A guy debates starting his own roadside assistance business to escape his beer-guzzling boss, while a technician discovers she's likely the mistress of a man who keeps sending cryptic face snaps...

Mike and Dylan tackle the difference between legitimate struggles and chronic excuse-making in this unfiltered episode. A listener seeking advice gets a reality check from the guys, who pull no punches about the importance of taking accountability when life deals you a rough hand. Mike shares personal stories about his own journey from making excuses to owning his choices, including insights from...

Mike and Dylan return with their unfiltered takes on relationship drama and workplace chaos, starting with a bizarre situation where a guy's girlfriend gave her sister's family keys to his apartment while he was away. The hosts dive into whether it's ever okay to kick out an ex who's "figuring things out" after a breakup, while sharing their own experiences with awkward l...

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