Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama

Mike and Dylan tackle the wildest listener submissions yet — from childhood bullies to Dylan's wild Taylor Swift dream. ⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan dive into chaos with five viewer submissions that go completely off the rails. Mike shares the story of his bizarre childhood bully Chris (who called him "Dyke"), they debate the perfect jury selection method using Kanye Wes...

Mike and Dylan can't stop laughing at the most CRAZIEST workplace mystery and wedding drama we've ever heard! Join the chaos as we react to... ⁠ 💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ In this hilarious episode, we dive into the case of the "Doo-Doo Bandit" - a serial workplace poo chaos artist terrorizing a Central NC factory. Mike shares his own wild experience with a similar s...

Mike and Dylan can't believe this insane listener story about a toxic stepfather situation, then dive into the wildest political takes. ⁠💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on Patreon⁠⁠ Mike and Dylan lose it over a listener's unhinged family drama involving a drunk stepfather, toxic mom dynamics, and the wildest confrontation you'll hear this week. From there, they spiral into hilarious politi...

Mike and Dylan react to the wildest viewer submissions including a shocking pistol whipping twist, workplace safety nightmares, and relationship chaos that'll make you grateful for your own drama-free life! Get exclusive bonus episodes of the podcasts! ⁠💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES⁠ This episode is PACKED with unhinged stories that had us losing i...

Mike and Dylan lose it over college party chaos, wild drug stories, and the most ridiculous parent drama involving weed. Comedy podcast at its finest! 💜 ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon/Memberships⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ BONUS EPISODES Mike and Dylan can't believe the stories in this episode - from Dylan's college days befriending a Spanish-speaking neighbor with nothing but "Como se d...

Mike and Dylan lose it over HBO's Welcome to Derry disaster, then dive into wild political hot takes and K-Dog's Reddit submissions. Mike and Dylan can't contain themselves in this chaotic episode. Mike delivers an epic 20-minute roast of HBO's Welcome to Derry (seriously, "Pickle Dad" is real), they debate manifestation vs. magic in football, and somehow end up on a mass...

A listener got unsolicited dick pics from an old friend—and we spiral into toxic coworkers, Carmen Electra thirst traps, and whether guys and girls can actually be friends. 👇 This week on Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama: First, Jess 34F writes in about her nightmare coworker who failed their licensing exam and now can't legally do the job she was hired for—but still tries to boss everyone around....

Ever heard of Drift Theory? It says you're not dreaming—you're switching universes every night. Mike and Dylan dive deep into this wild conspiracy theory. What do YOU think happens when you dream? 👇Mike and Dylan explore one of the wildest conspiracy theories on the internet: Drift Theory. According to this mind-bending concept, your dreams aren't dreams at all—they're a loading s...

Mike and Dylan start this episode at the ungodly hour of 9:30 AM (according to Mike), and things immediately go off the rails. What begins as an innocent Aurora Borealis hunting expedition to the depressing wasteland of Thomasville, NC quickly devolves into conversations about flat earthers, conspiracy theories, and the difference between real shadiness and complete bullshit. They compare Thomasvi...

Sometimes the best episodes are the ones where we just let the chaos happen. No structure, no plan, just Mike and Dylan shooting the sh!t about whatever comes to mind. This week: Dylan reveals his Christian rock band past (yes, really), we debate whether AI is actually destroying society or helping broke podcasters, Mike shares his juggalo high school years, and somehow we end up deep in CKY prank...

Ever try to help your kid with homework only to have them argue you're completely wrong? Mike shares a hilarious (and painfully relatable) story about helping his teenage daughter with 6th-grade math that perfectly captures the sass and attitude of parenting teens. But it goes deeper than just eye rolls—Dylan brings up a parenting podcast that changed his perspective on how constantly correcti...

Welcome back to Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama! Today we're tackling THREE wild submissions that'll make you question everything. 🚨 TOXIC MOTHER DILEMMA: A listener asks whether to cut off her toxic mom who abandoned her kids, is mean to her family, and dismissed her childhood sexual abuse with "that was forever ago." Mike and Dylan give their brutally honest take on when enough is...

On this episode we discuss the homeless man with TWO hunting knives injecting heroin in the alleyway where Dylan's wife and daughter walk regularly. This isn't just about us anymore - it's about keeping our families safe. In this episode, Mike and Dylan discuss the escalating homeless crisis in Lexington North Carolina, the dangers of catch-and-release policies, and why small towns are...

Mike just won Best Supporting Actor... except he was the LEAD in the film. In this wild episode, we break down the awkwardness of watching yourself act, the film festival award ceremony, and why Mike's double negative haunts him to this day. Dylan and Mike dive into what makes comedy acting work (spoiler: it's all about reps and not overthinking), why locked-off shots don't win cinemat...

What starts as a wild story about witchcraft and hexes takes a dark turn when Mike opens up about uncovering disturbing family secrets. In this raw and unfiltered episode, Mike reads a listener submission whose stepsister literally cursed his ex-girlfriend—but that's just the beginning. This episode gets REAL as Mike discusses painful childhood memories and realizes the truth about a predatory...

Happy Halloween from Mike and Dylan! 🎃 We're diving deep into what we thought was Rotten Tomatoes' Top 100 Horror Movies list (it ended up being Avalon Free Public Library's top 100 list made by Sean Farrell) and we hold nothing back. From the Saw franchise's confusing plot to M. Night Shyamalan's obsession with twist endings, we're sharing our honest (and probably controv...

A listener asks if he should join the Army and Mike immediately says "DON'T"... but then spend an hour explaining why war, religion, and politics are all connected in the messiest way possible. This episode goes DEEP. What starts as military advice turns into an unfiltered discussion about global conflicts, why organized religion might be keeping you controlled, & whether your do...

We're calling it quits... well, sort of. After years of grinding on TikTok, YouTube, and every other platform, Mike and Dylan are officially retiring from content creation—EXCEPT for this podcast. They're breaking down why platforms stopped paying them while still making millions off their content, and sharing the absolute chaos that led to this decision. Plus: Dylan reveals the WILDEST story abou...

*Audio gets bad around 01:24:25 due to the camera running out of battery that our mics feed into... That's Dylan's bad... SORRY!* Mike and Dylan return to address a "constructive" comment from an alpha male listener who took issue with their Tom McDonald/Andrew Tate episode. What starts as a response to internet tough guys spirals into one of their most passionate political discu...

Mike and Dylan tackle one of the most important questions for modern fathers: How do you raise a son who doesn't fall into the Andrew Tate alpha male trap? What starts as parenting advice evolves into a deep dive on why songs like Dax's "To Be a Man" are actually dangerous, why coworker music is ruining rap, and the real story behind Tory Lanez making Dax apologize at gunpoint. T...

Ever wonder why you're still single? Mike and Dylan break down a WILD listener story about trading intimacy for fast food and gas money, then dive deep into what actually works when approaching women. From card shop confessions to party game strategies, they reveal why "being yourself" is harder (and more important) than you think. Plus: Ricky from Oklahoma's genuinely creepy gho...

Ever wonder what happens when your married grandma meets her boyfriend in a mental hospital? Yeah, us neither—until we read THIS story. We've got actual newspaper articles from 1995 detailing how one listener's grandma orchestrated her husband's murder using MULTIPLE prison inmates she was romantically involved with. Plus, Mike goes OFF on the Joe Rogan comedy universe, we break down t...

This episode goes WILD. We start with Emily's story about her MAGA QAnon relatives living next door to the local Democratic Party leader - and things escalate FAST when her uncle starts literally listening at windows. Then we dive deep into why Americans can't stop fighting about politics (spoiler: we're all exhausting). But the REAL drama hits when a listener shares his terrifying hom...

Two mind-bending stories that'll make you question everything: A man tries mushrooms and suddenly believes he met God, completely shifting from atheist to believer. But should he join a church now? Plus, someone accidentally discovers their brother has been living a lie his entire life - his dad isn't actually his biological father. Then Mike and Dylan dive deep into the brutal medieval st...

The chaos is just beginning. A listener shares how a PlayStation browser mistake earned him the nickname "Gary Pornhub" in front of his friend's fiancé. But that's nothing compared to what comes next... Ricky from Oklahoma drops a BOMBSHELL confession about his brother's ex-wife that will leave you speechless. Then we dive into the most unhinged neighbor story ever - meet Sha...