Midwest Scum

Overwatch rule34, juicing up and doing shower pull-ups, calling children the R word, alum, we're eating dessert first, take a shot every time we say the word "gaping", why Widowmaker is the perfect woman, haunted cars, gaze into your heart's desires, cyber landline relations, Mommy Professor Sada bg guitar riff by: https://www.youtube.com/@WhiteBatAudio

millennium shenanigans, Harambe revisited, Psychology 101 summarized,  lucid sleep paralysis, the rockstar lifestyle, juniper oil healing, Labyrinth paradox riddles, D.A.R.E. essays, gatorade fountains, Clifford with rabies, don't keep wild animals as pets stole Aria of the Soul from the Persona soundtrack, i did not make it bg riff by https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

Elliott is not an accomplished writer, celebrating Jenkem January, Vtuber para-social relationships, Overwatch toxicity (of our city), whales in Wales, cashing out by any means necessary - by that i mean selling feet pics bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

the spooktacular Halloween episode, RIP Clippy, the physics of anime tiddies, Persona 5 Royal (with cheese), the holy tabernacle, a deep philosophical/existential discussion on the Great Lie, a freight train comin' your way, a Japanese psyOp, Elliott's mind is blown beyond his mortal comprehension because of Skyler's relentless pursuit of undeniable existential truth

the mafia, Billionaires on Mars, the mafia, trench coats, Divinity OS2, the mafia, yellow uranium Cake Boss bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio/

being a Renaissance Man, It's a me - Chris Pratt, PSA eh, cult of Coca-Cola, basic Reaganomics, Wolverine Jesus background guitar riff by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

falling from the sky to fix Shinji, metaphysics and Indra's Net, Dutch angles, Inception but football, ScumCoin, living on the edge, cyberpunk hookhands, call me Doc Ock, a fitness challenge bg guitar by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

wasps, cornfield trauma, time-travel paradox isekai, deep conversation of Black Summoner, it's always Peter Parker except when it's not, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, make us more smarter, sucking dick for heroin, vigilante justice and Dredd-style policing, ladies' bathrooms, we love China and politics and current events, playing CoD with the UAE while speaking Californian, experience high tide bg music...

definitely 100% recorded in 2020, epstein, knives - both out and in, long-form tiktok, a fair exchange, Mr. Coffee IRL, House of the Legend of Dragoon vs Rings of the 48 Laws of Power, uninformed opinions on a recent global pandemic. for real, there's a discord server: https://discord.gg/GAmee54F no bg music - do your own search of "instrumental royalty-free music"

Skyler and Elliott get merc'ed, dastardly mustache grooming, Scum.tv, Hobbit feet slapping noises, limited release Teddie Nikes, two specific impregnation arcs, Scumbag Beyond BG music by: https://www.youtube.com/c/SerpentSoundStudios

Edgar Allan Poe would be spinning in his early grave if he heard the nonsense Skyler and Elliott say about him in this episode, 9/11 again, Xenoblade 3, JoJo, apply to be my goth gf we have a Discord server: https://discord.gg/836kV24D background music by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

Elliott drops bussy pics, the limits of weeb, Willem Dafoe hanging dong, Stoicism and Rome, DNA test results, TMNT fights GI Joe over whom loves He-Man more, Kevin Smith turns me into a walrus, the Season Finale of Truth Island! darksynth tracks by https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio/

a siege on Conspiracy Outpost: Osculum Infame, Wheaties-flesh, added sugars, Black Swan, bringing back blimp travel, I love you Brett Cooper darksynth background music by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio/

Kirby's Persona, memento mori, Metallica (Lars Ulrich did 911), step-daddy issues, why journaling is cool, Hinata cosplayers - plz slide in my dms a quay is a wharf btw, Mr. Worf

legit trigger warning: we use the r*pe word like 30 times more anime, NieR: Automata, skelly bois, SVU, Water-T does a Fortnite dance in Minecraft, and life grindmaxxing intro guitar by: @WhiteBatAudio

the beginning of Arc 3 where we speak nothing but the truth

you think you can kill a god? what a grand and intoxicating innocence.. ai voice clips by: https://15.ai/ guitar track by: https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

pack up your tripp pants, we in a heat advisory

can someone build a rollercoaster inside an art museum please? guitar track by Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio https://www.youtube.com/c/WhiteBatAudio

featuring Donte from DmC

our graffiti tag is in progress btw

9/10 herpetologists agree this podcast is tolerable

it's like National Treasure, but birthday cake

this entire episode is about Metal Gear Solid happy April 30th, Jack

we talk about tides and stuff, whatever the funny stuff is at the end