Midnight Burger

"Sigians, man." Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert. Evan Gulock as Leif. Neal Starbird as Dez. Finlay Stevenson as Alice. Written and Directed by Joe Fisher. Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music by Freescha. Read and search Scripts with PodScripts: https://podscripts.app/ For more information on our show, visit our website: https://www.weopenatsix.com Subscribe for early access, ad fre...

"What are we to think of a woman's suffering a broken leg when another crowd of 1,000 turned violent after waiting eight hours to get into a Zayre store in Wilkes-Barre, Pa.? Departmental Manager William Shigo could provide no explanation either. He armed himself with a baseball bat to defend his position behind the counter. Said he: 'Get back, you're breaking my legs.'"-Time Magazine, September 1...

"There's no aliens anymore, Leif. Just a big mess." Lauren Grace Thompson as BertBert. Evan Gulock as Leif. Finlay Stevenson as Alice. Written and directed by Joe Fisher. Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson. Music by Freescha. Read and search Scripts with PodScripts: https://podscripts.app/ For more information on our show, visit our website: https://www.weopenatsix.com Subscribe for early...

Welcome to the Horizon Motel. We apologize for the unconscious lady in the parking lot. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Benjamin Burdick as Frank Melody Bridges as June Lauren LeBlanc as Clementine Ian Ferguson as Abraham Lincoln Ian Ferguson as J...

We are back with a final set of short pieces before Season 3 begins! The Dead Woman of Brownie's Creek Harlan County, Kentucky, 1963. June takes her baby cousins camping and tells them the story of the day her Daddy met The Dead Woman of Brownie's Creek... Cast: June... Christine Nelson The Ex... Camille Smicker Written and Directed by Joe Fisher A Mucklewain Christmas No matter how you celebrate,...

"Leif, no offense, but The Triad SUCKS." -Ava Interlude: Whatever Happened to BertBert? or Interview with the Empire. Time is meaningless but let's do a flashback anyway! Cast: Benjamin Burdick - Ted. Jessica Morris - BertBert. Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Interlude: The Westernville Town Hall Meeting Hey. We kind of left Westernville in a hurry.&n...

While we're hard at work on Season 3 we present you with Part One of our Midnight Burger Interludes: How They Sleep at Night The first night is always the roughest. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Leif - Tom Moorman Shel - Newt Schottelkotte Science News In an idle moment, Leif checks the news feeds from home... Leif - Tom Moorman Ava - Finlay Stevenson Ve...

Season 2 Finale! Departures, arrivals, goodbyes, hellos, fights, realizations, idiocy, tacos... Funerals, am I right? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Jessica Morris as BertBert Camille Smicker as The Ex Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Benjamin Burdick...

Welcome back, Caspar! We're all screwed! Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Jessica Morris as BertBert Benjamin Burdick as Ted Melody Bridges as Låfftrax Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced...

Home... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Benjamin Burdick as Ted Melody Bridges as Låfftrax Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Where the River S...

Let's save BertBert! Cast: Caspar - Joe Fisher Even Older Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Jessica Morris as BertBert Tomi Zandshtein AKA Tomix as Harsteen Camille Smicker as The Ex Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Ball and Chain Blues - Peter Crosby Gallant 7th - John Philip Sousa Read and search Scripts with PodScripts: https://podscripts.ap...

And Gloria said unto them, "Show me your plate, and I'll tell you a sad, sad story." -The Book of Mucklewain Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: The Valley of...

For sale: One old west town. Never used. Cast: Caspar - Joe Fisher Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Ian Ferguson as Bart-43, Bart-13, Bart-7, Bart-57, Bart-2, Bart-3, Bart-6, Bart Prime, and Mr. Undersignal. Newt Schottelkotte as Anna-11, Anna-77, and Anna-99 Jessica Morris as The Voice Music: Nothin' Left Blues - Peter Crosby Come on Home - Miss Patricola Written and D...

New friends, new enemies, and Reid's paradox of rapid plant migration... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Newt Schottelkotte as Shel Melody Bridges as Låfftrax the Pirate Music: Tennessee Moon - The Heidelburg Quintette Jesus, My All - Olive Klein...

This club has everything: Robots, overt threats, uncomfortable conversations about sexuality, space lawyers... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Camille Smicker as The Ex Jason Lambert as Minsky Music: Missouri Hoedown - Carl Myles and The Californi...

Somewhere in deep space is the unhappiest man in the multiverse... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest starring: Bejamin Burdick as Ted Jessica Morris as The Voice Camille Smicker as The Ex Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay St...

It's Season 2! Midnight Burger is down a man but that doesn't stop the doors from opening at 6. Hey, are we in Arkansas? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Lauren LeBlanc as Dru Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Ste...

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SEASON ONE FINALE!! Remember: When faced with a dark and mysterious force in the sky, try throwing a scientists at it. Literally. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Art by ariartcor Carry...

Don't you hate it when you throw a party at the end of the last great Ice Age and your friend just HAS to be the center of attention? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Kitchen Sto...

Things can keep for a long time when they're frozen: Chicken, fish, broccoli, reminders of the futility of our actions. Be careful when you defrost... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Jason Lambert as Vladimir Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Pro...

There's a joke I'm trying to think of... A robot walks into a diner something something something humanity is subjective. Anybody know that one? Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest Starring: Ian Furguson as Boofar Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by...

You may be done with the past, but the past isn't done with you. Also the future would like to have a word... Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Music: Sweeter as the Years Go By - Criter...

Oh no, this time the diner has found itself in a dystopian Earth where the ads are LITERALLY stuck in your head. That's right, it's the worst dystopia of all. No mohawks, no zombies, no improvised weaponry... just more ads. Cast: Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon Mucklewain - Neal Starbird Effie Mucklewain - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Guest S...

We've all been there... your sentient old-timey radio stops talking to you and suddenly your diner is hurtling toward a supermassive black hole, right guys?! Whom amongst us? Gloria - Siouxsie Suarez Caspar - Joe Fisher Ava - Finlay Stevenson Zebulon - Neal Starbid Effie - Julie Cowden-Starbird Leif - Tom Moorman Written and Directed by Joe Fisher Produced by Joe Fisher and Finlay Stevenson Durang...