Middle Children

Jessie’s on vacayyy!! Some super funny vacation stories coming at you, while Chris is feeling at a crossroads with life. Jessie’s loving her new papier maché emu, Penelope, and Chris just doesn’t understand art. Chris is really loving goldfish crackers, an exciting journey! The Hallmark movie this week is titled: The Vision Of Love. Our ending praise is amazing. Check out our Patreon friends! Host...

Yippee!! Monday’s the best day since Middle Children releases, duh! We have quite the catch-up before our first segment. Embarrassing Stories: Chris’s chair breaks and Jessie’s been hit by falling shoes. The Hallmark movie this week is titled ‘Wifi On The Prairie’ and it’s a gosh darn hit! Ending with praise is our favorite, thanks for the review Kelley and Shelley, absolutely iconic!!! We love al...

It was Jessie’s birthday!! Go wish her a happy belated if you missed it, she had a magical day. We need a Middle Children production building, can you imagine it!? We’re loving 90 Day Fiance still, but we’re not gonna talk about it much. Jessie’s loving birthday cards and Claire making her gifts, Chris loves a face roller and a fairy light. Kayla’s getting a shoutout for the Middle Child of the We...

Coming in hot after that live show!! Wow thank you so much everyone, that was incredible we want to keep that happening. Chris is loving 90 Day Fiance, Jessie’s loving coconut whipped cream with her Arctic Zone... Instead of doing a Middle Child of the week, this week we’re shouting out Lauren Datz, a true manager and star. The Hallmark movie pitch is 'Stirring Up Love,' and you guessed it's anoth...

We’re ready to rock this week! Jessie’s looking thin and things are working out at her parents. Chris is heading back to Albany. A dating conversation ensues, Jessie’s dating and may have found Chris a man! Shoutout Lauren Datz, she’s the best! Embarrassing Stories Work Edition: Chris’ serving blues, Jessie’s embarrassing days at MTV, and more! The Middle Child this week is David Letterman and str...

Chris is ready to get out of the city again, Jessie got ready to go to a dispensary. We think we should be writing Selling Sunset, but we're loving it nonetheless. Jessie’s loving Richard Jewell an epic movie, Chris is a fan of San Pellegrino. The duo have a chat about dating, and then get into the Middle Child of the Week: the Tres Amigas!! This week’s Hallmark Pitch: Baguette It! We always end w...

When we recorded this it was Middle Child Day, woooaah! Our boyfriends are doing great, and this week is so good. It’s a long I Love That For You: Jessie’s been loving water, Chris’ skincare routine has been popping off. Hallmark pitch this week: The Power Of Love, a smash hit musical. Don’t forget about the 09/02 Live Show babes! We hope to see you all there! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz comp...

Yesss, it’s Monday!! We kick right into embarrassing stories: Jessie’s Blood Fiasco, Chris’ Doctor’s Office Girlfriend. A careful consideration for Middle Child of the Week: Warren Buffett, what a wealthy man. This week’s Hallmark pitch: Love Blossoms, a flower tale. Ending with praise as always, thanks Jenny Z, we live for you!! We are putting together a virtual live show, tickets are on sale 08/...

Chris is breaking out, and Jessie’s coming in hot!! This week we’re loving: the stomach doctor, the Great British Bake Off, Superstore, shell pillow, and puzzles! Middle Child of the week: sister Rachel, absolute gem. Unbelievable Hallmark movie of the week: Dating’s A Zoo, orrrr help us decide and submit a title please! Praise at the end for our girl B, executive material. Hosted by Simplecast, a...

We made it twenty episodes with overwhelming support, thank you! This week is lovely. We wish American Idol was doing auditions, Chris has such a soothing voice. Jessies been getting up early, Chris found an organic sleep aid. I Love That for You: Coffee creamer, Lemony Snicket, planner, tackle boxes. Middle Child of the Week: Kitty!! Hallmark movie: Becoming Somebody. We always end with praise, b...

We jump right into our first segment!! Chris loves Walmart, Jessie loves the 80s and is a woman who fans (ugh, the glamour!) Embarrassing stories: Jessie rides the Tower Of Terror, Chris’s cheap watch breaks. Middle Child of the week: The Jumprope, a box office smash! Were close out with some healthy praise. We love all the submissions, don’t forget the Patreon! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz co...

We are back with a bang! We keep getting zits, Jessie found an old jean skirt. We bring back, I love that….for you!! Chris is loving My 1000 Pound Life and snake skin, Jessie, platform sandals and the fast lane. Middle Child of the Week this week is a submission! Hallmark Movie of the Month is now on the Patreon. This week though, Mourning To Night, a farm story with numbers. Always ending with pr...

Yipppeee!! We’re back, and Jessie had a rough start to her day. Chris got a massage, full body. Embarrassing Stories: Chris gets thrown up on, Jessie’s dorm husband. We both come on strong, but still get anxious sometimes. We want to start taking Middle Child of the Week nominations, DM us!! This week is Jennifer Aniston, what a boss babe. Another joint Hallmark movie, Baby Yankee, a theatrical pr...

  We are home and we are thriving!! A middle child’s dream. Wondering about quarantine dating while back at home? Embarrassing Stories: Chris had a few bad slips, Jessie took a big fall! Middle Child of the Week is Julia Roberts, frickin’ icon!! We do another Hallmark movie pitch together: Follow your North Star, with commercials!! We show some love to Lovelake to close this one out. Hosted by Sim...

Yippeeee! This episode will have you in stitches. Jessie is at home and happy, and Chris just got a foot massage. Positive energy here! Jessie shattered some vases, and Chris has had some embarrassing Gaga concert moments for this weeks embarrassing stories. Middle child this week is a massive one: Bill Gates, that’s who! Hallmark movie of the week: an audience suggestion, Love on the Rocks. To en...

Back again! Chris has been working out, and had a little accident.. Jessie’s parents tried to set her up, and that didn’t work. They jump into embarrassing stories: Jessie’s Summer Camp Poem, Chris’s Lake House Trip. Middle Child of the Week is Pippa Middleton, what a nice butt. Hallmark movies: Chris works for Spook Queen, Jessie’s a high power fashion designer. We end with a praise, and give pra...

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What a time to be alive! This one’s a long one, but sooo worth it. We have Sean right from the beginning and he’s a youngest. We unveil, I Love That…. For You, a hilarious moment about things we wouldn’t do but we love that you’re finding happiness in it. Middle Child of the Week: Sofia Vergara. Sean comes prepared for his Hallmark movie pitch, and nails it! Chris and Jessie do a pitch together, C...

Chris has been working hard, building a deck. We chat the Call Her Daddy drama, and can’t understand why we don’t have a Hallmark deal!?! Jessie went on a stroll date. Embarrassing Stories: Jessie’s Pog Party, Chris’s Initials. Middle Child of the Week: John Legend, what a babe. Hallmark movies: better than ever, Fat Picasso! Jessie pitches the sequel and it’s to die for. We show love to a knock-k...

Yippee!! Monday = New Middle Children, and today is extra special because we have Emma Willmann with us. We catch up to start, and then the fun begins. Emma is a middle! Well, kinda. She tells us about an interesting childhood, we share some memories. Embarrassing stories: Emma’s is saucy, Jessie hit the slopes, and Chris went on a cruise. Emma’s Hallmark movie plot is a hit, thanks Emma! Middle C...

Back with another hit! Jessie appeared on RHONY, the documentaries are paying off and Chris is a hero. Embarrassing stories: Jessie’s mom’s cigarrettes, Chris’s cab fiasco. Middle Child of the Week goes to… Kelly Osbourne, wahooo! Picture this, our hallmark movie pitches are uh-ma-zing this week. We end with a praise, so we praise back. Love ya! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.ad...

Wahooo! We are back, we are bold, and we have a guest, Taylor Strecker! OLDEST, oooooooh. Embarrassing stories: Tay’s Varsity Struggles, Chris’ special gym class, Jessie goes to summer camp. Middle Child of the Week: Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana OG. These Hallmark movie pitches deserve to be heard. so we'll keep pitchin'. We finish as always with praising the praise we have been given. Hosted by Si...

This episode starts off giggly, and we all needed it. Jessie is in love with ‘Married At First Sight,’ Chris has been watching ‘Dragula’ and he’s not that into it. Scary ghost stories and juicy embarrassing stories are in order: Jessie’s rental house blues, Chris drinks on a red-eye. The Middle Child of the Week: Demi Lovato. Our Hallmark movies get better and better every week. Don’t forget to ch...

We are back in action! We have some new stagers to unveil, thanks Hannah! This episode starts with a chat about Chris’s man. Embarrassing stories: Chris shares a college story, Jessie an elementary school story. Middle Child of the Week: James Corden. Hallmark movies of the Week returns as a regular segment, wahoo!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information abou...

Wahoo!! We’re back! Episode five and so much to share. Cold people discussion, Chris is a humble chef, and his stomach is acting up. We pitch Hallmark movies, and share embarrassing stories about edibles. Middle Child of the Day: Sarah Jessica Parker. We unveil a new segment, and some opportunities for bonus content! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information abo...