Michael Garza

Business EN ↓ 1083 episodes

I am always looking to provide you with the best knowledge and experience I have and will always make my investment thoughts available for free. I do not sell courses because my strategies work and I don't need to make money off of you like all of the YouTube guru losers out there.

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Michael Garza

Episodes

Stock Market: It's Easy To Win This Rigged Game - Episode 118 07.11.2021 11:28

For a game that is supposedly so rigged against the common man, I sure do always find a way to win the game as an outsider. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/micha...

My Favorite Sexual Position Is Doge Style (Is Shib Style Better?) - Episode 117 05.11.2021 11:42

I always use my Doge wallet as a cock ring which allows a quicker release for me.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 Coinbase https://www.coinbase...

Is Swing Trading Shiba Inu Token Better Than Buying Real Estate? - Episode 116 05.11.2021 14:57

Absolutely, crypto has made me more money than real estate and it is insane how easy it is to make money from crypto.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/micha...

Shiba Inu Coin Crash To Zero (Quick, Panic Sell!) - Episode 115 05.11.2021 14:55

This coin is definitely going to zero and you better sell it in a pure panicked state.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 Coinbase https://www.coi...

Shiba Inu To Zero And Robinhood Will Never List It (End Is Near!) - Episode 114 05.11.2021 7:23

Shiba Inu will go to zero and Robinhood gives the middle finger to all of the shib heads holding the coin on other brokerages.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood....

Let's Go Brandon Means Joe Biden Is The Greatest President Ever! - Episode 113 05.11.2021 16:20

I am such a Biden sexual, you have no clue! I have a dream journal and a photo book of Joe Biden photoshopped on muscular dudes bodies. It is hot AF, totally lit.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza...

Stock Brokers Are No Longer Needed In This Day And Age - Episode 112 05.11.2021 15:14

If you have a stock broker you are paying to give you advice on stocks, slap yourself in the face, fire your broker,  and use the money you would have used to pay the hack to purchase an S&P 500 Index fund like the VOO. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https:...

Shiba Inu Token On Its Way To Zero Dollars Per Coin - Episode 111 04.11.2021 9:17

Shib Token is on its way to zero, which means Meet Kevin and I will dump our entire positions while we hold each other tight.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.c...

Is Crypto The New Gold? (Shiba Inu All Day!) - Episode 110 04.11.2021 9:57

Crypto in general is decentralized digital gold and needs to be taken seriously as a rival to gold itself! I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 Coinbase h...

Facebook & TikTok Tips - Delete The Apps But Continue To Use The Service - Episode 109 03.11.2021 15:26

I appreciate the Facebook and TikTok platforms, however, they are huge wastes of time when it comes to the consumable content available on each platform. The apps were meant to be addicting and designed to slowly lower your attention span.  I share with all of you some of my tips for making Facebook and TikTok less addicting in the long run while still owning an account for each platform. I a...

Coinbase Shiba Inu Hype Video (Pump And Dump BS) - Episode 108 03.11.2021 16:44

The Shib chose me to be the greatest pumper and dumper of the coin, and told me I must make hype videos so foolish millennials continue to pump money they do not have into the crypto asset. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://pu...

Is Shiba Inu Coin the Cure or Disease for Crypto's Future? - Episode 107 03.11.2021 15:19

It is absolutely the disease for the rest of the crypto market, however, Bitcoin's loss is my gain :) I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 Coinbase https:...

Why American's Have Joe Biden Remorse (Refund Please?) - Episode 106 02.11.2021 14:09

I think I speak for everyone when I say, can we get a refund for this defective president because he is not functioning properly. Just in case the mods are anal, I will post this disclaimer, everything in this video is fiction and falsehood. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capit...

You Can Retire Early By Investing In Shiba Inu Token For The Long Term - Episode 105 02.11.2021 14:46

This is my honest belief and I know how crazy it sounds too. The thing is millennials are incredibly obsessed with this crypto and it will not stop growing until millennials finally lose interest or cash out the coin.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://cap...

Why The Middle Class is Financially Ruined - AGAIN - Graham Stephan - My Reaction - Episode 104 02.11.2021 29:09

Watch me react to this video like a crazy maniac because I go off on my generation periodically through this video. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 C...

I Use Minimalism to Free up Space and Transform my Apartment into an Office - Episode 103 02.11.2021 17:09

Minimalism helped me out in so many ways by allowing me to realize I do not need material goods in my life. I just need to accumulate wealth and enjoy everything around me as much as possible.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public h...

Collect Valuable Assets the Same Way You Would Catch Pokémon - Episode 102 02.11.2021 15:56

I am always collecting the best assets I possibly can and ensuring I am well diversified across all sectors. You must rack up multiple assets withing multiple asset classes. It can get kind of tricky, but overtime you will start to get used to the process of buying and holding tons of different assets.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com...

Dear Robinhood Users Who Want Shiba inu Coin, Get a Public or Coinbase Account! - Episode 101 01.11.2021 10:48

I am getting sick and tired of hearing the dumbass Robinhood users complaining about Shib not being available on the platform. Hey fools, there is nothing stopping you from signing up for a Public or Coinbase account, so stop complaining and let Robinhood be slow as hell with the crypto implementation.  I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com...

Shiba Inu is Nothing More Than a Buy and Hold Casino Bet! - Episode 100 01.11.2021 11:20

Shib is a super gamble, unless you got in early like me then not so much, and you cannot predict when or how it will go up or down. Stay Shiby my friends! I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/MichaelGarzaShow  Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood h...

I Buy Additional UVXY Shares Because Biden is Ruining Capitalism - Episode 99 01.11.2021 12:54

I have a very good feeling Joe Biden is ruining capitalism because the dumbass continues to tell the fed to print trillions and trillions of dollars to spend on more bull crap. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com Podcast Channel https://anchor.fm/michaelgarza Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robin...

Volatility is a Guarantee in the Crypto Markets (Buy SHIB on the Dip!) - Episode 98 31.10.2021 10:57

Dip buying in the crypto market is the smartest move you can make at this point. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com Podcast Channel https://anchor.fm/michaelgarza Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 Coinbase https://www.coinbase.com/join/garza_z2?src=...

Shiba Inu Continues its Descent Because All The Bag Holders are Panic Selling - Episode 97 31.10.2021 13:32

Shib is burning to the ground and it is making my dong soft AF! Not lit at all! I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com Podcast Channel https://anchor.fm/michaelgarza Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 Coinbase https://www.coinbase.com/join/garza_z2?src=a...

Say no to Day Trading, Kids! Buy & Hold Breaks the Mold - Episode 96 31.10.2021 16:10

Day trading is a very overrated practice and it is honestly for gambling fools. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com Podcast Channel https://anchor.fm/michaelgarza Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 Coinbase https://www.coinbase.com/join/garza_z2?src=a...

The Shiba Inu Token Woof Paper Pages 1 Through 17 - Episode 95 29.10.2021 30:14

I perform a fun read through of the Shiba Inu Woof Paper. Consider this to be part 1 of the read through. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com Podcast Channel https://anchor.fm/michaelgarza Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 Coinbase https://www.coinba...

Is Shiba Inu a Purebred Ponzi Scheme? (The Answer is Yes) - Episode 94 29.10.2021 9:41

It's hard to say what it is I see in Shib wonder if I'll always buy the dip. I am not a financial advisor. Invest at your own risk. Garza Brand https://garzabrand.com Podcast Channel https://anchor.fm/michaelgarza Capital One https://capital.one/2RqAWHh Public https://public.com/michaelgarza69 Robinhood https://join.robinhood.com/michaeg4251 Coinbase https://www.coinbase.com/join/garza_z2?src=andr...