Messed Up Movies

The Alchemist hit the sirens and descend into EMT sadness with Nic Cage in Bringing Out The Dead.   Key Elements: Big Daddy Marcus, Barking Captain, Mr. O

The Alchemist sharpen our battle axes, chug some skull juice and seek bloody revenge with Nic Cage in Mandy.    Key Elements: Cage Rage, S & M Biker Demons, Vicious Snowflakes

The Alchemist rob the cradle with Nic Cage in the Coen Bros. classic, Raising Arizona.    Key Elements: Huggies, Biker From Hell, Doctor Spock

The Alchemist hit the bottom of the bottle with our first Nic Cage joint Leaving Las Vegas.    Key Elements: Booze, A Prickly Pear, Butt Cuts

Part two of the Alchemist Double Feature rocks hard with carnivorous mermaids in The Lure.    Key Elements: Polish Smash Mouth, Casual Finger Eating, Triton!

The alchemist find love in the waves with this Double Feature. First up hide your daughters as the Humanoids From The Deep prowl the beach.    Key Elements: Horrible Men, Dead Dogs, Ventriloquist Foreplay

The Alchemist grab their hammers and seek revenge with Oldboy.    Key Elements: Bloody Hammer, Octopus Snack, Family Time

This month the Alchemist explore the madness that is Nicolas Cage's filmography and introduce your films for the month.    Films: Raising Arizona (1987) Leaving Las Vegas (1995) Con Air (1997) Wild at Heart (1990)    

The Alchemist face the wrath of an ancient spirit with Denzel in Fallen.    Key Elements: Ancient Demon, Stones Karaoke, Poor Art

The Alchemist take off their boots and socks and kick some ass with Billy Jack.   Key Elements: Bare Foot Karate, Snake Dance, Improv Comedy

The Alchemist get drenched in buckets of blood seeking ice cold revenge with Lady Snowblood.   Key Elements: Blood Spray, Umbrella Sword, Prison Birth

The Alchemist hunt internet creepers with Hard Candy.    Key Elements: Prune Attack, Castration, Knots

This month's theme is The Pod Takes Revenge. We discuss what makes Revenge films so damn enjoyable and introduce our films for the month.  Films: Hard Candy (2005) Billy Jack (1971)  Fallen (1998) Lady Snowblood (1973)

The second half of our Double Feature sees Griffey and Sam on a quest to reunite curse lovers with Ladyhawke.    Key Elements: Van Paintings, Ring Kissing, Fantasy Porn

Sam Price joins the Alchemist for a Double Feature. It's the high fantasy as Griffey and Sam storm the Black Fortress to save a princess in Krull.    Key Elements: Metal Cyclops Shot, Burning Love, Epic Horner Score  

The Alchemist rock our shades to see the truth behind They Live our fan selected flick for Aliens Invade The Pod month.   Key Elements: Bubble Gum, Asses, Kicking

This week the Alchemist try and escape assimilation in the maw of The Blob.   Key Elements - Melting Bodies, Olive Garden Mullet, Fiery Preacher  

This week the Alchemist join the fight with Starship Troopers.    Key Elements - Porn Acting, Military Manliness, Giant Bugs

This week the Alchemist get cold and paranoid trying to discover the true identity of The Thing.    Key Elements - Creature Effects, Flame Throwers, Diabeetus    Dope Trope - Advanced Computer Program Tells Us The Stakes

This week the Alchemist fend off overweight alien fast food junkies to discover the secret ingredient in Bad Taste.    Key Elements: Chainsaw, Brain Matter, House Ship

This month Aliens Invade The Pod. We discuss what we love about alien invasion films and introduce our picks for the month.  Films: Bad Taste (1987) The Thing (1982) Starship Troopers (1997) The Blob (1988)

The Alchemist fight to save the light in Legend.   Key Elements: Worst White Girl, Allergens, The Delicious Life

This week The Alchemist fend off Hell to discover the joys of The Gate.   Key Elements: Micro-Demons, Love Rocket, Dog Abuse   Dope Trope: Demons reaching through walls shot

This week The Alchemist join the never ending war between Heaven and Hell to find meaning in The Prophecy.     Key Elements: Peak Walken, Zombie Chauffeur, Angelic Carnage    Dope Trope: Kid draws graphic murders with crayon. 

This week the Alchemist begin a dark ritual to discover the higher meaning of A Dark Song.    Key Elements: Dark Arts, Rob Zombie Cosplay, Angelic Presence