Messed Up Movies

The Alchemist remain calm as The Dead Don't Die.   Key Elements: Toxic Lunar Energy, Sturgill Simpson, Chardonnay

The Alchemist rev their engines in Days of Thunder with special guest Kevin Weinmann.   Key Elements: Sweetener Foreplay, Wheelchair Race, Dirty Talking Cars

The Alchemist take to the skies in Top Gun with special guest Kevin Weinmann.   Key Elements: Jeans Volleyball, Cockpit Polaroid, Need for Speed

The Alchemist fend off an evil super-powered teen in Brightburn.   Key Elements: Eyeball Glass, Glowing Red Womb, Scary Porn Stash  

The Alchemist face down Pure Evil through a basement door in I Trapped The Devil   Key Elements: TV Signal, Devil Voice, Red String Room

The Alchemist hit the road to adventure to save a river baby with their friend Willow.    Key Elements: Street Magic, Hunky Mardigan, Old Lady Punches 

The Alchemist answer Buckaroo's call and help battle John's in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension.   Key Elements: Bigboote, Tongue Zapper, Friend Strut

The Alchemist disguise themselves as English nannies to save a family with Mrs. Doubtfire.   Key Elements: Drive By Fruiting, "Dude Looks Like A Lady", Cake Facial

The Alchemist grab their shovels and bury Pet Semetary. What comes back ain't the same, but is it awesome?   Key Elements: Church, Bad Parents, Spoiled Soil

The Alchemist fight sleep deprivation, disobedient children and The Babadook!   Key Elements: The Bababook, Wild Child, Worm Bowl

The Alchemist backpack through werewolf infested London with An American Werewolf in London.   Key Elements: Rotting Friend, Shady Small Town, Pervert Buffet

The Alchemist stare down their insanely handsome Red Tethers in US.    Key Elements: More Lupita, Creepy Five On It,  Rabbit Room

The Alchemist join therapy with Werewolves in The Howling.   Key Elements: Wolf Missionary, Toxic Marshalinity, Bubbling Skin

The Alchemist hold the line against Dog Soldiers.   Key Elements: Flying Cow Corpse, Dog Murder, Hanging Guts

The Alchemist face the terrors of Womanhood and Werewolves with Ginger Snaps.   Key Elements: Accountant Dog Names, Death Photography, Curse Acne  

The Alchemist have a creepy get together with all their most perfect friends and MAY.   Key Elements: Blind Kid Mob, Nipple Ice, Perfect Body

The Alchemist hold their bunnies tight and deal with the repercussions of an affair.    Key Elements: Bunny Soup, Hate Tape, Sink Sex

The Alchemist drop to their knees for a different perspective of Tiptoes.   Key Elements: 90's Wardrobe, Evil McConaughey, Little Oldman

The Alchemist cram their heads with info and run for their lives in Johnny Mnemonic. Key Elements: Psychic Dolphin, Buff Cyborg Jesus, Musician Cameos  

The Alchemist try and elevate art and avoid murder by painting in Velvet Buzzsaw.   Key Elements: Hole Exploration, Trash Bag Art, Blood Paint

Sam and Griffey complete the Double Feature by facing down cannibals with a gaggle of Vikings.    Key Elements: Big Boob Statue, Head Decorations, War Eye Liner

Sam joins Griffey for a Double Feature. First up, The Alchemist strap on makeshift pads and try and score the dog skull in The Blood of Heroes.    Key Elements: Rubbing Wounds, Meat Markets, Jug Blood Licks

The Alchemist dance with the witchy women of Suspiria.    Key Elements: Jabba The Markos, Break Dancing, Ring Tape Dreams

The Alchemist face a digital killer in the real world in Virtuosity.    Key Elements: Denzel Dreads, Symphony of Screams, Death TV

The Alchemist have their simple minds experimented on and become digital deities with The Lawnmower Man.   Key Elements: Sticky Body Suit, Robo-Chimp, Shirtless Scientist