Messed Up Movies

The Alchemist see a color they can't describe in Color Out of Space. Key Elements: Alpacazilla, Man in the Well, Coloring Mantis

The Alchemist try and survive carnivorous slugs in Slither.  Key Elements: Mommy Egg Sack, Tub Slug, Jabba the Grant

The Alchemist order a girlfriend with Lars and the Real Girl. Key Elements: Celibate Sex Doll, Dancing With Yourself, Goslin Sans Cheek Bones

The Alchemist explore the night and the west in Near Dark. Key Elements: Severen Slaughters, New Blood,  Light Bullets

The Alchemist paint and drink blood with Bliss.  Key Elements: Blood Bath, Suit Douche, Three's Company

The Alchemist meet and old school mate and demon in Luz.  Key Elements: Stinky Kingdom, Naked Therapist, Taxi Cab Confessions

The Alchemist find their lost lover in the body of a child in Birth. Key Elements: Ruba Dub Dub, Monkey Bars, Buried Treasure

The Alchemist live it up with an old lady in Harold and Maude.  Key Elements: Free Tree, Cat Stevens, New Car Smell

The Alchemist race across the battlefield in 1917. Key Elements: Tin and Ribbon, Milk Canteen, Rat Boom

The Alchemist run from an evil Sheriff when we steal a Cop Car.  Key Elements: Psychic Fish, Cow Tipping, Playboys and Money

The Alchemist put a smile on our faces with The Joker. Key Elements: Jock Jams, Open Mic Night, "My Mama Says"

The Alchemist fight a small town for the right to dance in Footloose.  Key Elements: Tractor Chicken, Red Boots, Casual Gymnastics

The Alchemist con our way into a rich family's home with Parasite.  Key Elements: Scholar Stone, House Ghost, Birthday Suprise

The Alchemist die and come back haunted in Flatliners.  Key Elements: Tough Kid, Window Mountaineering, VHS collection.

The Alchemist head for high ground in a battle against giant worms in Tremors. Key Elements: Bomb Fishing, Lawn Mower Decoy, Elephant Gun

The Alchemist grab our heat vision goggles and chase down a naked, murderous Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man. Key Elements: Rubber Mask, Invisidong, Dog Splat

The Alchemist face down the horrors of WWII and a cartoonish Hitler in JoJo Rabbit. Key Elements: Dancing Shoes, Facial Scars, Peacock Uniform

The Alchemist face down a storm and man our post in The Lighthouse.  Key Elements: Mermaid Figure, Pushy Seagull, Goddamned Farts

The Alchemist put on our war paint, grab our diabetic grandpa and fight Santa to the death in Deadly Games.  Key Elements: Arm Band Computer, Let Them Stab Cake, Killing Magic

The Alchemist grab our lightsabers and face down the end of the saga in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. Key Elements: Sith Puppet, Kylo Ben, Rey of Hope

The Alchemist head to the beach to have a battle of the minds with Jaws: The Revenge. Key Elements: Shark Roar, Mind Fishing, Hoagie and Mom

The Alchemist rob some banks to save our ranch in Hell or High Water.  Key Elements: Lord of the Plains, Front Porch, Buried Cars

The Alchemist chase down a serial killer down the long and bloody path of revenge in I Saw The Devil. Key Elements: Tummy Tracker, Lost Ring, Fine Young Cannibal

The Alchemist enter the Southern Reach and head towards the Lighthouse in Annihilation.  Key Elements: Bear Talk, Glass of Water, Putty Mime

The Alchemist grab our merlot and duct tape for the last dinner party in the world with It's A Disaster. Key Elements: Hazmat Suit, Monkey Radio, Final Merlot