Message Board Geniuses

This week, we discuss an LSU fan’s ode to Paul Skenes, a Tennessee fan’s hot take on basketball and marijuana, an FSU fan’s plan to spread his father’s ashes at Doak Campbell Stadium, a Michigan State fan’s call to criminalize obesity, a Texas A&M fan’s problematic family tree, and our Genius of the Week!    Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Jo...

This week, we discuss Florida moving to the Pac 12, a West Virginia fan sounding off on draconian drunk driving laws, a Clemson fan securing his dream job as a JV football position coach, Peyton Manning drinking a Bud Light, a Pitt fan’s homage to The Wizard of Oz, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @daileyjoyf Po...

This week, we discuss an Oklahoma fan’s fear of the SEC, Georgia fans melting down about their 2024 schedule, a Tennessee fan’s persecution complex, Oregon’s brand name recognition, a Mississippi State fan’s fear of tall people, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPodcast   Voice Intro:...

This week, we discuss a South Carolina fan’s attempted takedown of Dabo Swinney, crowning Eli Manning as the greatest player in SEC history, a Florida State fan’s argument against air-conditioned helmets, a USC fan’s cheese warning, a Nebraska fan’s hot Helen Keller take, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @dailey...

Episode #30: Deez Nuts!   This week, we discuss Ohio State “essentially” winning the 2023 national championship, a Miami fan’s outside the box solution to the ACC grant of rights, an Iowa fan’s bold prediction, a Tennessee fan’s felonious recruiting strategy, a Texas fan’s hatred of chopsticks, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @Hoo...

This week, we discuss Ohio State fans’ conspiracy theories, a Nebraska fan’s creepy analogy, a Florida fan pining for Urban Meyer, the potential impact of oil and gas regulation on Quinn Ewers’ production, a Virginia Tech fan promoting his daughter’s OnlyFans account, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @daileyjoyf...

This week, we discuss a Texas A&M fan who’s ready to leave the SEC, Ohio State fans saying good riddance to Bronny, a Notre Dame fan’s proposal to outfit the Irish in Gucci and Louis Vuitton, a Michigan fan’s no-tolerance policy for A-1 Steak Sauce, a citizen’s arrest on the Pitt boards, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFo...

This week, we discuss Stetson Bennett vs. Bryce Young, a Texas fan’s crystal ball prediction for the SEC, the NFL’s conspiracy against Ohio State quarterbacks, Kansas State fans’ excitement about playing games in Mexico, message board posters cuckolding one another on the Tennessee boards, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFoot...

This week, we discuss an FSU fan’s proposed move to the Pac 12, an Ohio State fan complaining about the “woke” Supreme Court, a Nebraska fan excommunicating a former player from Husker Nation, Deion’s transfer portal escapades, a TCU fan’s takedown of Boulder’s cocaine-fueled, Satanic culture, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFo...

Episode #25: Beaver Fever!   This week, we discuss a Georgia fan’s imaginary argument with an Ohio State fan, a Michigan State fan accusing Michigan of trying to steal their players, Florida State’s top media enemies, a South Carolina fan’s terrible, no-good nickname for a Gamecock football player, a Clemson fan’s hankering for fried beaver, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG...

This week, we discuss Angel Reese vs. Caitlin Clark, a Nebraska fan blaming a local beat writer for Nebrasketball’s recruiting woes, an Alabama fan claiming credit for Georgia’s natties, a Michigan State fan telling Spartan athletes to eat ABOD, a Kansas fan’s seething hatred of pandas, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootbal...

This week, we discuss Nick Saban’s ego ruining Alabama’s basketball season, South Carolina fans’ cynicism about the Caitlin Clark hype, a Maryland fan’s creepy fundraising proposal, Ohio State fans screaming into the void about Ryan Day not being an “Ohio guy,” an Auburn fan reminiscing about the golden days of mooning, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey...

This week, we discuss an Illinois fan’s call for an FBI investigation into Josh Whitman, a Kentucky fan’s breakup with John Calipari, a Kansas State fan’s crop-related SEC dis, Nick Saban taking down the entire Alabama athletic program, a deranged goodbye letter from a long-time Rutgers fan, and our Genius of the Week!   Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFo...

This week, we discuss a Rutgers fan’s plan to sue the NCAA, a Kentucky fan’s call for the Cats to decline their tourney bid, a Florida State fan’s proposal for the Noles to go independent, Miami fans’ inferiority complex, LSU’s corn dog origin story, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPo...

This week, we discuss a classic @3YearLetterman Twitter thread, a barking Georgia fan, the trials and tribulations of Alabama fans, the Manning family’s “elite legs,” a UNC fan’s glory days, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball1 Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPodcast Voice Intro: Virginia Hamilton, https://virginiahamil...

This week, we discuss a Texas A&M fan’s thoughts on Reconstruction, Miami’s unstoppable Air Raid offense, an Alabama fan comparing the B1G to Patrick Beverley, potential landing spots for Chris Beard, a UCLA’s fan’s strategic plan for the Bruin Dance Team, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball1 Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast...

This week, we discuss Duke fans’ new reality, a Utah fan’s modest proposal for the PAC 12 and Big 12, a Notre Dame fan’s call for Charlie Weis, Dawgs vs. Chiefs, Styx vs. Rihanna, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball1 Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPodcast Voice Intro: Virginia Hamilton, https://virginiahamilton.net/ Th...

This week, we discuss an Ohio State fan threatening to waterboard corrupt officials, a Texas fan’s argument for booting Texas A&M out of the SEC, Colorado’s weed-fueled recruiting success, the classiness of Kansas hoops, a broken Kentucky fan, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball1 Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPodc...

This week, we discuss Mario Cristobal stuffing Nick Saban in a locker, a Clemson fan’s takedown of Shane Beamer’s family-oriented scam, Connor Shaw vs. Joe Burrow, a battle for vasectomies on the Rutgers board, shy bladder syndrome, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPodcast Voice Intro:...

This week, we discuss a Texas fan’s excitement about getting away from the “horns down” culture of the Big 12, Florida’s thriving NIL program, an FSU fan’s proposal to abolish women’s sports, a UConn fan pining for the next great white hope, Bill Self’s expanding waistline, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @dailey...

This week, we discuss a Miami fan’s theory on welcoming players back from the transfer portal, Jim McElwain’s appearance on the Central Michigan boards, TCU shooting its shot with Sean McVay, USC fans’ disillusionment with Lincoln Riley, an Oklahoma fan’s foray into polygamy, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @dail...

This week, we discuss Elon Musk making Rutgers a CFB blueblood, Fast Chad’s stepdad issues, what Arkansas fans would do for a national championship, Hitler’s impact on the SEC, an Auburn fan’s heartwarming Christmas story, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPodcast Voice Intro: Virginia...

This week, we discuss Tim Tebow’s illiteracy, Iowa State fans collecting cans for NIL, an LSU fan’s call for an all-fake punt offense, a Kentucky fan’s “love letter” to his mother, economic theory from the Nebraska boards, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPodcast Voice Intro: Virginia...

This week, we discuss the Peyton Bowen saga, Ohio State fans’ dream replacements for Ryan Day, a BYU fan’s self-nomination for husband of the year, tax advice from the Clemson boards, Elf on the Shelf, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter: MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPodcast Voice Intro: Virginia Hamilton, https://vir...

This week, we discuss FSU tanking for Deion, USC’s unfair treatment of OJ, Auburn fans’ terrible taste in Christmas movies, Harvard’s impending NIL-fueled football dynasty, our favorite Mike Leach memories, and our Genius of the Week! Follow us on Twitter!!! MBG - @BoardGeniuses Casey - @FromSluggo Hoos - @HoosFootball Joy - @daileyjoyf Podcast - @TheMBGPodcast Voice Intro : Virginia Hamilton, htt...