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Bari and Dylan take a break from stress-watching CNN to talk about what really matters: Bravo! It’s a packed show, and after trying to come up with a stronger word than “wasted” to describe one Below Deck charter guest, they get into the Real Housewives of Dallas premiere. They’re loving new housewife Tiffany, and after Kameron’s luxury garage sale and Stephanie’s over-the-top pool party, they’re...

Bari and Dylan kick off 2021 (Two Thousand Twenty-One, if you’re fancy) with a recap of this week’s Real Housewives of Atlanta. Bravo quickly breaks the fourth wall once again with the discussions of Cynthia’s upcoming wedding, and Kenya enlists Kandi to do her dirty work. Then, it’s a question of what’s weaker: Drew’s marriage or the Bravo safety protocols. Finally, they discuss the surprise part...

Bari and Dylan discuss their New Year’s Eve plans (or lack thereof), then get into what’s happening on Bravo. They discuss Candiace’s cryptic post, and whether she might be leaving RHOP. Then, they recap this week’s episode of Below Deck, and give their thoughts on Francesca and Elizabeth’s chaotic professional relationship. Finally, they share their New Year’s resolutions, and what they’re hoping...

At long last, the RHOP reunion has drawn to a close, and Bari and Dylan attempt to pick up the pieces of an exhausting season. They unpack Monique’s delayed apology, the unseen production footage, and Karen’s HR complaint. Finally, they discuss Monique’s announcement that she’s leaving the show, and each name their favorite and least favorite housewives of the season. Learn more about your ad choi...

Bari and Dylan are joined by Nina Parker, host of Nightly Pop on E! They talk about what she’s been up to lately, and how life in quarantine is going. She shares how she and her co-hosts adapted their show for 2020, from social distancing to social justice. They discuss her work hosting Bravo’s Race In America specials, and how she hopes these issues will be discussed going forward. They also talk...

Dylan and Bari begin the episode by discussing Erika’s Friday night sneak attack. They share their thoughts on Mr. Girardi’s alleged affair, and what the texts actually mean. Then, they recap this week’s RHOA, which featured another new face, more marital drama for Drew, and a wedding planning meltdown from Cynthia. Finally, they get into part two of the RHOP reunion, and unpack why they still can...

Bari and Dylan cap off a busy week on Bravo with another packed show. First, they discuss the new Summer House trailer, and why quarantine might be a good thing for the Hamptons crew. Next, they share updates in Erika Jayne’s legal scandal, and make predictions about how the drama might unfold on RHOBH. Then, they recap the latest episode of RHOC, which features an underwhelming cast trip, multipl...

Bari and Dylan brave the snowstorm to recap this week’s episodes of Below Deck and RHOSLC. Captain Lee has a lot on his plate, as he’s dealing with a firing, a poisonous gas incident, and an unexpected departure from another crewmate. Oh, and COVID is coming any minute. In Salt Lake City, it’s Sundance season, which means Lisa and Jen are busy planning parties, and Heather is busy trying to find a...

Bari and Dylan begin the episode by paying tribute to Bravo’s most beloved pet, Giggy. RIP, sweet Giggy. Then, they discuss Kristin Cavallari’s appearance on Craig’s Instagram, and debate whether she’s dating Austen. Next, they recap RHOA, and share their first impressions of the new cast members, Drew and LaToya. Finally, they get into the first part of the RHOP reunion, which heated up as Karen...

Bari and Dylan start the episode by discussing the latest cringe behavior from Jim Edmonds on Instagram. Then, they recap this week’s episodes of RHOC and Southern Charm. They compare how the shows are handling filming during COVID, which cast members are taking Black Lives Matter seriously, and who needs to get their sh*t together. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dylan starts off the episode by sharing a story from his childhood, and Bari is shocked he wasn’t murdered. Then, they recap this week’s Below Deck, and agree that this season needs some drama ASAP. Next, they discuss RHOSLC, which begins with the second half of Mary’s Met Gala luncheon. From there, they talk about which wife is their undisputed favorite, who’s getting the most emotional, and who...

Dylan and Bari kick off this jam-packed episode by celebrating the news that Jax and Brittany won’t be returning to Vanderpump Rules. They consider what this means for the show’s future, and discuss the rumor that the show will be canceled altogether. Then, they break down the RHOA season premiere, which is unlike any Housewives episode before. With Porsha on her activist journey, Kenya struggling...

Bari and Dylan barely know what day it is, but nevertheless, there’s Bravo news to be discussed. First, they share their thoughts on the Real Housewives of Dallas trailer, and try to decide whether they’re excited for the new season. Then, they unpack the last two episodes of RHOC, and Bari shares a hot take on Elizabeth. Continuing with the Bravo quarantine content, they pivot to Southern Charm,...

It’s a busy week in the Bravo world, and Dylan and Bari dive right into the latest news. Erika’s divorce might be an embezzlement scheme, Braunwyn is the first openly-gay housewife, and COVID is running rampant through the RHOBH cast. Next, they break down this week’s episode of Below Deck, and try to figure out when this season is going to get good. Finally, they share their many thoughts about R...

Bari and Dylan start the episode by responding to some listener feedback, and share how their Thanksgivings went. Then, they get into this week’s episode of RHOP. Everything comes back to the Grande Dame’s wig launch, and it seems like Karen is up to something shady. They also discuss Gizelle’s ongoing relationship issues, Wendy’s big conversation with her mother, and most importantly, who looked...

Bari and Dylan are joined by Anisha Ramakrishna, star of Bravo’s Family Karma and host of the Currently Cringing podcast. Anisha shares how she’s doing after nine months in quarantine living with her parents, and complains about the recent (lack of) developments in her love life. Next, they discuss why people loved the first season of Family Karma so much, and who from the cast she’s been keeping...

Happy Thanksgiving! Dylan and Bari start the episode by naming which Bravolebrities they want to invite to their Thanksgiving dinners, and things get interesting. Then, they recap this week’s episodes of Below Deck and RHOSLC. The entire Below Deck cast seems to be a mess, and Captain Lee is not having it. Meanwhile in Utah, Mary is opening up about her personal life, and Jen seems determined to p...

Dylan and Bari return to recap part three of the RHOP trip to Portugal. They talk about Candiace’s music video, Karen’s disappearing ulcer, and Robyn’s poor handling of the hat photos. Next, they discuss Karen and Gizelle’s delusions of business grandeur, and why Monique hasn’t gotten any screen time in the last few weeks. Finally, they get to the dominatrix party, and Ashley’s betrayal of Candiac...

To finish off the week, Dylan and Bari are recapping RHOC and Southern Charm, and each cast is coming to grips with the harsh reality of quarantine. On OC, Gina can’t keep anything to herself, while Elizabeth can’t give us anything at all. Then, the entire cast struggles to behave at Braunwyn’s mess of a vow renewal. Over on Southern Charm, Craig finally gets his own place, while John Pringle cont...

Bari and Dylan are still upset about RHOSLC’s 10pm timeslot, but they’ve got their caffeine and are ready to go. First, they recap this week’s Below Deck, which features a new stew and a new set of nightmare charter guests. They critique Eddie’s leadership style, and say a prayer for the naked sushi model. Then, they shift to Salt Lake City, and go through all the major developments from the secon...

Back from a weekend of fall weather and staying inside, Dylan and Bari are here to talk Potomac. They go over what we know about the reunion, and then hop a flight to Portugal for this week’s episode. They give their critiques on important issues like Gizelle’s ponytail, Candiace’s conflict resolution strategy, and Karen’s hat pictures. They also go over what’s bringing them joy—namely the terrify...

Dylan and Bari return to recap this week’s episodes of Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Orange County. On Southern Charm, it appears that Shep may finally be on the verge of some personal growth. Leva is quickly earning a spot as a new fan-favorite, while John Pringle isn’t winning any points for his comments to Austen. The episode ends with a shocking revelation about T-Rav, and Dylan and Ba...

Bari and Dylan are back to recap the premiere of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and it’s already living up to the hype. They go through their first impressions of each of the women, and draw some helpful comparisons to other Bravolebrities. Then, they unpack the two burgeoning feuds in the cast, and the already iconic Hospital Smell-gate. Finally, they share some quick thoughts on this wee...

Bari and Dylan are back to recap Real Housewives of Potomac, despite their election hangovers. After telling Monique she’s not invited, the other ladies are off to Portugal, and they packed plenty of drama in their suitcases. Wendy cannot stop talking about her degrees, Karen has a lot of questions about Gizelle’s relationship, and Ashley is still struggling to trust Michael while she’s away. They...

Bari and Dylan are back to unpack this week’s episode of Southern Charm. They go through the important developments from Shep’s party, and discuss whether Austen gets to be mad about Madison’s past relationships. Then, they share their current thoughts on this season’s new cast members, Leva and John Pringle. Finally, they salivate over all the delicious food the Southern Charm cast eats on camera...