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In this special edition of the Meat Pies Podcast, Forrest, Paul, Nico, and Gabe make their predictions for all the winners and breakout stars of the World Cup as it kicks off in Qatar. In the words of Gianni Infantino, "today we all feel we are Meaty Pie." Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes, follow us on socials @meatpiespod, and as always #UpThePies.

This week on the Meat Pies Podcast, Paul, Forrest, and Gabe react to a new shiny-teethed starboy being born in Manchester and discuss key omissions from the strongest World Cup squads. Additionally, they run back the Meat Pies Soccer SCORE of the Week. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes, follow us on socials @meatpiespod, and as always #UpThePies.

This week on the Meat Pies Podcast, Loic's Arsenal are flying while Gabe's supply of Haterade runs low, and Conte tells Dier that he might wanna spend more time with some Mo Salad after looking slow in defense. Additionally, Paul and Gabe introduce the Meat Pies Soccer  SCORE of the Week, a new can't miss segment. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes, follow us on socials @meatpiespod, and as...

The whole gang is on this week to discuss Liverpool's shock defeat at home to Jesse Marsch's Leeds and Brighton's throttling of Chelsea that no Potter turtleneck could turn around. The boys also debate about the current state of Tottenham and who they like more between Napoli's Khvicha Kvaratskhelia and Shakhtar's Mykhaylo Mudryk (trying saying those names 5 times fast Gabe). Stay on the lookout f...

This thing is a mess. Gabe's the best center mid since Alex Iwobi, Loic's Arsenal finally fall (sorta), Forrest's Tottenham look like Everton, and Casemiro saves the day for Paul and his fighting Hags. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes, follow us on socials @meatpiespod, and as always #UpThePies.

This week on the Meat Pies Podcast, Loic hosts Gabe, Nico, and Forrest as they discuss the latest installment in the Klopp-Pep saga and Arsenals great escape at Elland Road. Additionally, (don't read this Nico and Forrest) the Olympics return to London as Kane goes for gold in the high dive. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes and as always #UpThePies.

Tottenham catches a W which means Forrest and Nico join Gabe and special guest Nate to discuss Conte's latest "masterclass", and more importantly, the soaring form Bukayo Xhaka and Arteta's Arsenal as they take down Nate's struggling Liverpool in convincing fashion. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes and as always #UpThePies.

Gabe writes this half-asleep from the comforts of his Scottish bed, and Nico and Forrest read this from Pies Prison in a puddle of tears as Gabe, Loic, and Paul discussed disparate derby day experiences with Loic picking the High Holidays of all moments to go full Messianic as a Jew for Jesus and Paul prays to the McHeavens that Savior Scott never has to face that City midfield and their devilish...

Recorded last week during the start of the international break, Gabe tells stories of Italian glory following trips to Stadio Olimpico and the San Siro, and the boys have some trouble deciding where Jack Harrison fits into their All-Star game squads. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes and as always #UpThePies.

Liz's untimely death had the boys saying "God bless America" this weekend as the Pies' favorite type of football (Premier League) was postponed and replaced by the first NFL Sunday in the biggest W for the U.S. over England since the boys got it done in 1776. However, there was still much to cover as Tommy Tuchs left his dear Kai with a gentle forehead kiss, and Liverpool put on another disastercl...

The first heavy-hitting Meat Pies Derby of the season is a cracker at Old Trafford as Rashford FEEDS the United faithful the goals they desire and Loic's main man Mikel hits forfeit after trying to inspire his team to (f*cking) just win. In the other big derby of the weekend, Gabe makes his way to Merseyside where a Tom Davies-induced heart attack nearly sends Gabe to the hospital as Everton and L...

Gabe travels down to London to meet Loic on his long-awaited, wet and wild, Saliba-Summer adventure in North London where the city was buzzing for an Arsenal victory over Fulham. Then, the pair traveled to the beautiful Villa Park together to watch a claret and blue crap-off between Stevie G's Villa and Moyes's meaty Ham. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes and as always #UpThePies.

Paul tells the boys, "WE BACK UP" after Yanited dominate Liverpool and the complaining Klopp's at the house that Ole built + Manchester City face a high pressure test in Newcastle as the the clubs' owners wager all of the planet's remaining oil reserves on the match and the United States, with the help of Leeds United, invent the sport of football (soccer?). Stay on the lookout for upcoming episod...

Matchday 2 of the Premier League season brings the heat and drama as Tottenham get the luckiest result we've seen since Forrest passed all of his 1L law school exams. The boys also comfort Paul after his United do an impersonation of Gabe's Everton, and Loic's Gunners are looking more dangerous than Nico after he's had his 3rd gin and tonic. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes and as always...

We did it Joe. We finally made it to the new Premier League season (except for Gabe and Nico). Loic, Paul, and Forrestree recap all the scintillating action from the start of the new season including the renaissance of the number 9 and the return of the RonDog. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes and as always #UpThePies.

Gabe sits down with Neil Glasser, an FPL vet with more than a decade of experience under his belt, and his son Rob Glasser, one of the top FPL players in the world with consecutive 2nd place finishes in Wales as well as a top 100 global finish last season, to get some advice for all of the rookie FPL players on how to build a successful squad and enjoy the game. They also discussed the impending W...

Gabe, Nico, Loic and Paul activate their collective brain cell and deliver some of the meatiest takes in the podcasting game ahead of this Premier League season including their top 4 predictions, best and worst signings, and first manager to get the sack along with some other BOLD calls. Long story short, the boys are buzzin for the new season. Stay on the lookout for upcoming episodes and as alwa...

Gabe, Forrest, Nico, and Paul deliver the final installment in this year's Premier League Supporters' Guide with special guest and J-Lingz special-consultant and historian Harry Bradley. Through the month of July, the boys and guests will describe each EPL club to potential footy fans in the United States in order to help folks decide who they might want to attach their support to for the upcoming...

Gabe, Loic, Forrest, and Paul deliver the third installment in this year's Premier League Supporters' Guide. Through the month of July, the boys and guests will describe each EPL club to potential footy fans in the United States in order to help folks decide who they might want to attach their support to for the upcoming season. In this episode, the boys discussed Manchester United, Chelsea, Leeds...

Gabe, Loic, Forrest, and Nico deliver the second installment in this year's Premier League Supporters' Guide. Through the month of July, the boys and guests will describe each EPL club to potential footy fans in the United States in order to help folks decide who they might want to attach their support to for the upcoming season. In this episode, the boys discussed Arsenal, Wolverhampton, Bournemo...

Paul, (hungover) Gabe, and (hungover) Loic are joined by two very special guests from across the pond, Nathanael Salter and Theo Hooke, to create the first installment in this year's Premier League Supporters' Guide. Through the month of July, the boys and guests will describe each EPL club to potential footy fans in the United States in order to help folks decide who they might want to attach the...

Paul, Forrest, and Gabe record the fastest and loosest episode of the Meat Pies Podcast to date as they discuss the 2026 World Cup cities and  debate the worst possible cities in America that could host the World Cup. This episode is 53 minutes of pure bliss and adrenaline. #Pride

On the Hat-Trick, guests will bring with them the three most important matches they've ever attended, watched, or played in. In this installment, Luis Gomez sits down with Gabe to talk about the  time he played in one of Mexico City's most notorious prisons, meeting some special people at the World Cup in 2004, and how he got his nickname playing college soccer in Mexico. Make sure to follow or su...

After a week of international break for the boys, the whole gang is back to discuss the all of the rumors, outgoings, and incomings for their favorite squads and the rest of the Premier League. We're talking big time #HereWeGo energy on the podcast this week as Tottenham, United, and Arsenal look to spend big and Everton go hunting for a Winksy. In the words of Russell Wilson, "Let's Ride." #Pride

As another incredible season comes to a close, Paul gets us in the mood with a stirring rendition of the Champions League theme as the boys recap an eventful Champions League Final in Paris between Real Madrid and Liverpool (5:33). The boys also give out Meaty Man of the Year and Loic makes a surprise inclusion in his Team of the Season in a stunning turn of events (35:06). #UpThePies #UpTheFranks...