Maybe Nets Time

The Nets may be out, but we’ve still got two microphones and we’re going to use em, goddamnit. We discuss all things playoffs, plus a brief dip into what might be this historic offseason.

As Simon changes into his royal blue wedding tux, these two discuss the nitty gritty of the hottest round one playoff matchup in the East: Nets v. Sixers. Also discussed: Bud Light Lime, D-Lo’s EFG%, and, naturally, VORP.

The first half is our projections of whether the Nets will make the playoffs (up to about minute 25), followed by our reaction to the NETS MAKING THE PLAYOFFS!

With the revelations (or non-revelations) of the Mueller Report pouring in, we thought we’d discuss some Nets conspiracy theories. And also, of course, the playoffs (and the Nets perilous road to get there).

First we begin with some questions: Which Net do you miss more: Brook Lopez or Bojan Bogdanović? Who’s more important to the Nets future: Jarrett Allen or Caris Levert? Then, slowly but surely, we shift into Nets taboos - the things that can and, more importantly, cannot be said within Nets Nation.

Playoffs, the long-presumed reward for an unexpectedly good season, are no longer seeming like such a sure thing for the BK Nets. Nonetheless, we break down what the Nets would face were they to make the playoffs, plus delve into what players the Nets might pursue as free agents from the top teams in the East. Listen, rate, review, subscribe. Thanks!

Who will average more boards this season: Jarrett Allen or Ed Davis? Who will average more minutes: Jared Dudley or Rodions Kurucs? Will Allen Crabbe shoot over 40% from 3? Will the Nets make the playoffs? These and other bets are made on this episode, plus a breakdown of one of the most consequential weeks of the season for the Nets.

Dinwiddie is out but no need to fear: Theo Pinson is here. Also, how do so many Nets get injured? We delve deep into the dubious medical staff overseeing the staggering number of Nets injuries.

As Kenneth Faried says goodbye to Brooklyn, The Nets say hello to...a winning record!

We delve deep into the meteoric rise of Rodions Kurucs, Nets superstar. Also discussed, why Butler should be avoided at all costs AND which Nets will make an appearance at All Star Weekend.

We fantasize about the possibility of one day maybe, possibly, hopefully making Kristaps Porzingis a Net.

Should D-Lo stay or should he go? What do his 4th quarter benchings foretell? Could he possibly be on the trading block? Also, Kurucs is a legit All-Rookie candidate, so Crabbe should never start again, right?

As if it wasn’t apparent from the title, this episode focuses on the Dinwiddie extension and potential trades the Nets might make. Other topics include: Jarrett Allen’s recent performances (and what his favorite food is), Kurucs becoming a starter, and a potential new name for the podcast.

Another episode, another deep dive into the soul of one of sport’s greatest franchises. From signing (or not) Dinwiddie to possibly trading for Markelle Fultz, no stone goes unturned.

We answer questions on the following: Coach Kenny Atkinson, BK Nets vs. LI Nets, draft prospects, Thanksgiving dinner, and potential Nets-themed holiday films.

There’s only one thing that could possibly make the Brooklyn Nets more captivating than they already are: drinking. So we’ve put together the rules for a drinking game to help make the most out of your Nets viewing experience. We recommend playing with a light beer, though if the Nets go down by more than 10 points, we encourage switching to something with a bit more kick.

Caris Levert breaks out, Jarrett Allen becomes the game’s greatest shot blocker, and Rodion Kurucs is a lock for Rookie of the Year...things are pretty good in Nets Nation.

Tis the season for predictions, so these two break down exactly how many wins the Nets will have, who the most improved player will be, which Net will drop off a cliff, and what the most exciting thing about the season is going to be. Also discussed: Joe Harris’s beard.

Back from a trip to Red Lobster, these two discuss which Net is most like which type of shrimp. Never content with merely discussing shrimp, however, these two also delve into their recent meeting with Nets GM Sean Marks.

Should the Nets be mediocre or terrible? A debate ensues....

We break down the Dunc’d On podcast breakdown of the Nets, then transish to discussing free agents the Nets might actually be able to get next year (i.e. not Kawhi Leonard, Kevin Durant, etc).

When two grown men are reduced to earnestly contemplating the future of Mitch Creek, something has gone horribly awry. Here's a front row seat to all the humiliating action.

Jeremy Lin is gone - FINALLY! And the Nets have two first round picks next year #amazing. Also, Summer League was a bummer, right?