Maybe... Daily

Maybe... Daily is honoured to be joined by our man (no longer) on the ground for U.S. sports, NYC Waide! So... join us (with distinctly less honour) for season II, Episode V, as we grease up the poles, put a chili on, and openly ponder whether seppos would quell their powerful lust for looting if they could just hold their piss...

We woke up this morning and got ourselves a veal, before making haste to play Shano Polo with Rose-from-Doveton, in Hammer Heal's birdcage....

Join Mini Munn & The Fart Doctor on the Newcomb court as they pull a hammy getting on the black rats with Karlos, before unpacking Mel Gibson's understudy performance in The Producers. Here's hoping someone clones Rose-from-Doveton before she's bundled out by The Goodies and the Greek Mandela...

We wish Daryl Cullinan a happy birthday, wonder whether we've already washed our faces, and ask Kate Ceberano who'd make a better coach: a violent Uncle Arthur or Carrot Top? Then, Mase counts down his Very (VERY) personal Top Five (5) of 2022 - Block your ears, kids! (...it's not that type of show)

Join us at Margaret’s Court as we strap Band-Aids over our golfer’s nipples, count down the biggest sporting moments of 2022 and ask Tina Arena whether surfing is a sport or a lifestyle, maaan…

Join Biff & Professor John Singleton as they risk breaking the space-time continuum & fading photos, when sat in the same room together.... Today we ask if Andy Harper an interstate Flare Boy.... and just how Do you stay awake when laying pipe...? The Maybe Daily wishes everyone a Happy New Year & Mason wishes himself a Happy Birthday....

It's the World Cup Final & we're feeling . . . .Mellencamp. Mase returns to pack Bradbury's bong and unpack all the big issues. Like . . . Is Ned Zelic's maiden name 'Lee' or 'Cougar'? Was 'Bosnia' the Peasant's Tablecloth's maiden name? And who invented the plug?

We struggle to come up for air as we tactically take it to the corner solo and discuss the upcoming semi final action... Which Mike Myers will appear on behalf of the Peasant's Tablecloth's Tom Brady farewell tour? Is Starlight's quad contagious? Can the Moroccan Express crash head-on with the Speed Oracle and produce a miracle? And will Hugo's moist mitts decide it all? Probably, probably . . . .

(Don't) join us, as we spend quarter final weekend traversing the natural amphitheater of Meredith and the far reaches of our mind, maaaan. (Don't) tune in as we attempt to sway the Infantino away in a hammock and muse over lIFe's great cliffhangers... Who shot Mr Burns? Did they also shoot JR? What's with all the shooting? Will Ross & Rachel get together? And will Mase & Sunny return from...

Put your clean sheets out for The Tetley Six (6), wrongly imprisoned for a crime they did not commit - unlike the Socceroos, they did not promptly escape from a maximum security stockade; now, Mario Mario & Luigi Mario demand Justice!

Hop aboard the Speed Oracle and head back in time to a land of Hope & Possibilities as we go all-in on the Socceroos with a pair of pocket Gakpos (no spoilers, please). When's the last time you watched Madonna's Evita in full body paint? What's the key to nude underwater bicycle maintenance? And can you contract a fatal quad injury through the bloodstream?

Join us as we emotionally purge the Socceroos victory and ask... Will the "Cardiac Pack" abstain from celebrations? Will these "Miracle Men" get some shut eye? Can "Generation Next" fill the tank and go on to win the thing? Are this "Band of Brothers" a "Team of Destiny"? Who does the "A-Team" take on between the Gutter Cats & The Jets? Also... Can a baby flee anything, let alone a war? And se...

What's the score? Nothin - Nothin... Who's winning? Caulfield Bears. If you've been injured listening to this podcast or eaten too much of Arnie's valium, call the good folk at 'Biden's Boys and Gakpo & Co.' No Win, No Fee.

Who leads in a waltz with a ghost? How DO you pose for a mid-air downward dog? Will Edmund Hillary locate ShaqFash's baby cow strain? And who's YOUR Chief Vibes Manager?

It's a Socceroos Love-in! Join Shifty, The Artist Formerly Known As Ma aka Glove aka The Landlord, Dr Duke, The Running Men and Minging Cumdog as 'arry The Orator takes us through the bewilderment of victory. If you're after analysis, don't hold your breath . . . unless you're Graham Arnold, in which case - Please Hold Your Breath!

How do we separate the men from the boys? Can a protest against hot snakes lead to an indefinite toilet ban? Will Shaqiri star in 'Colourblind Brewster's Midgets'? And are Sloppy Studs the new Moist Mitts...?

What have the French ever given us? How much respect is too much respect? Has the CumDog got a leather allergy? What was Angel Di Maria's Starlight Foundation wish? And is the 'K' in Saudi Arabia silent?

Did Qatar ban Peter Andre's butt implants? Is Chucky Lozano lurking under your bed? And are the Socceroos going all the way? You bet your sweet patootie they are!

Is an invention really an invention if it hasn't been named yet? Where does a fart truly originate? And can you power head a quintuplet of own goals?

If Thomas Muller is the Tom Brady of Germany and Gene Hackman is the Thomas Muller of Cinema, is Tom Brady the Luca Modric of Tampa Bay?

Who's who in the zoo...? We break down all the big questions: Will Harry Maguire regret taking penalties with his head? Is the Ayatolla playing up front against the USA? And where on Earth is Juan currently playing - & no doubt winning - foursquare?

Welcome to your new favourite podcast . . . Well, at least, your new favourite podcast based on the football World Cup and ponderances of where former Socceroos are now. We have it on good authority Mark Schwarzer has gone into midwifery.