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This hangover just won't quit. There's only one (1) cure: MEN'S DOUBLES TENNIS with the Coodies... YEEEAAAHH BOI!

Gold! Gold! Gold! The deluge continues.... and i am significantly putrid...

MAIN EVENTS: 1700 Shooting, women's 25m pistol qualification 1730 3 x 3 v traditional rivals Azerbaijan 1800 decathlon kicks off 1815 our mattress jumpers Eleanor mattress Patterson and Nicola olsyslagers 19:05 Men’s 1500m Round 1 ABCs Adam Spencer / ollie Hoare / stew mcsweyn 1942 ROWING Women's pairs — Jess Morrison, Annabelle McIntyre 2030: 3x3 Australia v Spain 2115 HOCKEY Australia v India 21...

MORE Gold for the good GIRLS! Another Bermagui and plenty of conjecture about X & Y chromosomes....

MAIN EVENTS... 1530 men’s 20km walk has begun. Pick ‘em up put ‘em down never two off the ground 1700 - beach volleyball Aus men v Germany 1700 - golf begins 1730 - 3 X 3 v Cheatnese 1800 - more beach volleyball v Qatar 1830 - Men’s hockey v Tassie’s little sister 2010 - rowing men’s four final 2100 - 3X3 v Trumps Runts *** 2130 - Opals v Cheating Canadians 2330 - men’s water polo v Frenchies Midn...

Jess Asterisk Fox has bloody gone and done it again! Tubby runs through all the numbers and none of the sport on a day where the good guys collected the full compliment of Gold, Kowalskis & Bermaguis... Hopefully Dave Colbert has a few stats for us . . .

MAIN EVENTS OVERNIGHT: 2110 BMX Freestyle, Women's park final: Natalya Diehm 2115 Hockey Women: Australia vs USA 2200 Water Polo Australia STINGERS vs Netherlands 2245 BMX Freestyle, Men's park final: Logan Martin 2330 Women's canoe single semifinal: Jessica Fox 0130 JESS FOX GOES FOR GOLD Women's canoe single final 0130 - 3 X 3 Basketball Women’s AUSTRALIA vs Ze Germans 0300 Football Matildas vs...

Kaylee saves the day as Sunny has a mishap in the downstairs department and nearly gets run over several times...

1600 - Men's Triathlon 1830 - Mens Water Polo Aus v Serbia 2130 - Boomers v Canada 2300 - Jess Fox Heat one (1) 2315 - BMX Mens Qualifying (Logan Martin) 0110 - Jess Fox Heat two (2) 0200 - 3 X 3 Basketball Aus v Canada 0300 - Surfing Qtrs & Semis 0345 - Hockey Aus Men v Belgium 0457 - Swimming Women's 100m Backstroke (Kaylee McKeon) 0503 - Swimming Men's 800m Freestyle (Elijah Winnington, Sam...

Molly O & Our Annie secure the Perkins-Kowalski classic, a horse with a conscience wins a Kowalski with Matt Pavlich, Tubby enforces the follow on in the diving, our surfers get radical, Opals break hearts, Rugba Sevens dominate and Mase takes us on a culinary tour of the Games... HOW GOOD ARE OUR GIRLS?!

The poms are complaining about food. The Poms! TONIGHT’S HIGHLIGHTS: 6PM Mens Hockey v Ireland 7PM OPALS v Nigeria 7:30PM Boxing - Tyla McDonald 8PM Djoker v Rafa 8:20PM Boxing - Harry Garside 10:30PM - Rugby Se7ens Aus v Ireland 0100 Hockeyroos v Team Get Botulism 0548 AUSSIE GOLD in the Fast Pool of Paris, as our girls go one-two (1st & 2nd)!

How good are our girls?! Jess Fox GOLD, the Matildas greatest comeback in the most insane game ever played, how good are our girls?! Equestrian v Skateboarding commentary, Mase phones in from Paris, and . . . How good are our girls?! Have I mentioned Our Girls?

It's all bleery peepers on Jess Fox & the Matildas as we look to remain atop the medal tally in the city of Love... Strewth it's gonna be a long fortnight.

Australia sit atop the Olympic medal tally with not one (1)... not two (2) but THREE (3) Golds and a coupla (2) Kowalskis for good measure... How Good Are We?! (rhetorical, we are grouse)

It all kicks Orrrf tonight and we have every timeslot covered! We're waking up tomorrow Girt by Gold, baby! Let the Games Begin....

Let the Games Begin! We have arrived, and it's time to give you all a rundown of the next fortnight PLUS a live cross to Paris where mase is on the ground for the Opening Ceremony . . . alongside Dog The Bounty Hunter, of course...

We demand Dog The Bounty Hunter chase up all (Chinese) cheats in the Fast Pool of Paris, as Duncan Armstrong drags himself up a brassy hill, with nothing but gardening gloves, a skateboard and the will of an Olympic champion. Mase gives his thoughts on Artistic Swimming and we remind everyone: STUFF THE THE SILVER, WE COME HERE FOR GOLD!

Friend Of The Pod, Country-Music-Lovin-Karl joins us to run through the Aussie chances in the surfing and sport climbing events this Olympics. He tells us about Tahiti's Slabbing Orbs and laments the lasting (damaging) legacy of the event. All before smashing the door down with an axe to watch Gladiators, telling us the star signs of our rock climbers... Leave your colonial bullshit at the door -...

It's BOOMERS TIME! We run through the Boomers (4:00), Opals (18:30) and our 3 X 3 basketball hopes (22:00). Mase doesn't hold back giving his thoughts on Ben Simmons (5:45), the Boomers lineup (8:00) and gives us the rundown on his best trash talking moments (12:20) - brace yourself for dick jokes, guys... Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au & Foods That Begin With The Letter 'Q'

Would you chop off a finger for Aussie GOLD? Today we preview all things Team Sport as the countdown to Paris ramps up. We do our backs talking Hockey (6:25), become agoraphobic playing Rugby Sevens (14:25), wonder if Cook & Pottharst are the same person when watching Beach Volleyball at the base of the Eiffel Tower (17:30) & endure the LA riots beneath the surface, with our Water Polo leg...

In this ember ep of The Torch we ramp up our Olympic coverage and discuss all things Tillies & their tilt for GOLD! We also chat about or favourite natural disasters and the drive from Adelaide to Melbourne . . . obviously. Save Keith Hospital! Proudly sponsored by www.mintsports.com.au

Mase’s children are crook, but he Still fronts up to talk utter gibberish with Sunny. Such commitment! The boys discuss Snoop Dogg’s sprinting credentials (12:10) and crown the World’s Ugliest Dog (23:10) The rest of the time is dedicated to a lot of (generally food-based) musings… Chicken or cheese twisties? What IS on a burger with the lot? How many serves in a bar of Toblerone? What’s the best...

The Raw Dogs Raw Dog their way through the week’s sporting action… Mase unpack’s Billy SLater’s Raw Dog press conference (10:45), whacks on the reverse bicockulars to view the AFL umpiring crisis clearly (17:00) then we meet the country’s Oldest first grade AFL-playing Raw Dog (23:50). The Raw Dogs briefly Raw Dog their way through the Saffas T20 WC choke, hypnosis in golf & some Raw Dogs sett...

The boys trawl through Mase’s internet history, delete all incriminating websites and mine the remaining world of Weird & Wacky Sport. We Highly recommend you click on the links below to understand what these chuckleheads are blathering on about. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em - it’s gonna get Silly… (12:20) CARJITSU https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7FDyZoJJWP/?igsh=MXY2N3o3ZzZhaWt4NA%3D%3D (18:40) G...

Hey guys, quick question: what does Adam Silver look like? This week the boys run through Mase’s storied basketball history (3:30), discuss how to get on telly & sneak into VIP boxes at NBL games (9:00), chat about the Celtics Championship (13:00) and try to make both free throws with the Night Stalker under the ring (20:50). Mase names his definitive 'Cream Team' (25:00) & all hell breaks...