Max Kevin Podcast

LCP 262: Wakey Wakey 14.08.2018 2:59 ↓

Guh why can't I just sleep for 8 hours what:s your deal bro!?

LCP 261: Quietly 13.08.2018 3:01 ↓

During WW2, the USA quietly bombed Hiroshima. 

LCP 260: ADD 12.08.2018 2:59 ↓

Is it just coincidence that adderall starts with ADD or was that marketing GENIUS?! 

LCP 259: Kinda Bored 11.08.2018 2:59 ↓

The best way to celebrate mountain day is to go to the beach. 

LCP 258: 300 Mile Race 10.08.2018 2:59 ↓

Sounds fun let me think about it... 

LCP 257: Summer Movies 09.08.2018 3:01 ↓

I want to see Jackie Chan's butt. 

LCP 256: Vietnam Motorcycles 08.08.2018 3:00 ↓

Anyone want to stock up at Ikea with me? Don't worry I'm driving my motorcycle. 

LCP 255: Buddha Gets His Snack On 07.08.2018 3:00 ↓

Next time you go to a temple be sure to bring flaming hot cheetos. 

LCP 254: Cold Brew Coofers 06.08.2018 3:00 ↓

Foldgers is the worst shit I've ever put in my mouth and I can't buy the delight that is Vietnamese coffee. God damn global banking mafia! 

LCP 253: Back From Vietnam 05.08.2018 17:14 ↓

Vietnam, land of 1,000,000 dongs. 

LCP 252: Vietnam Vacation 30.07.2018 10:11 ↓

I'll eat pho fo sho. 

LCP 251: Instagram 29.07.2018 2:59 ↓

Please click like on my butt and food. 

LCP 250: Dreams of Jokes 28.07.2018 3:00 ↓

If someone attacked me in my dreams, I'd just block the punch, give em a right hook, and then do some ground and pound. 

LCP 249: Battery Juice 27.07.2018 2:59 ↓

Hey at least the batteries don't explode on your face. 

LCP 248: Omiai Speed Dating 26.07.2018 2:59 ↓

You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half. 

LCP 247: Bug Lady 25.07.2018 2:58 ↓

If you want to get the most nutrients from your nachos be sure to juice them. 

LCP 246: Gender Pronouns 24.07.2018 2:59 ↓

BTW in Germany they can't have this debate because the German language already has a gender neutral pronoun, es,  and the gender neutral definite article, das. Germany is very progressive. They also have clubs with dark rooms where you can watch people have gay bondage sex. 

LCP 245: Get in my Mouth Ice Cream 23.07.2018 2:59 ↓

Where's my bacon latte?! 

LCP 244: Sunday Funday Squats 22.07.2018 3:00 ↓

Duuuuuuuuuuuuude check out mah glutes. 

LCP 243: More Yokosuka 21.07.2018 10:00 ↓

If you go to Yokosuka don't forget to bring you USD. 

LCP 242: Yokosuka 20.07.2018 3:00 ↓

Yokosuka is like Yokohama, but with less ham and more suk.

LCP 241: Summer Vacation 19.07.2018 3:00 ↓

Workin suck bro, where's my UBI?! C'mon Elon Musk get on that. 

LCP 240: My Hangy Thingy is Fat 18.07.2018 2:58 ↓

The hangy thingy is also known as the uvula, not to be confused with the vulva or Volvo. 

LCP 239: Japanese Baseball 16.07.2018 2:59 ↓

Curaçao has a population of 180,000, 48 baseball players and 179,452 dirty 1% banksters. 

LCP 238: Beach Day 15.07.2018 3:00 ↓

You can't just wear a bikini under your bikini.