Matty & PJ - The Podcast

PJs new gym: why she can't shower, and a new crush?   Finish Me Off: can PJ finish the quotes correctly? Matty's hero moment PJ got caught doing something... well... illegal! and there was a photo mailed to her with proof Which town in NZ loves adult toys the most? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

First it was a poor colleague on a full team zoom call. Now what has Matty said  on a call with the boss when he thought he was muted?! PJ looks like Princess Leia? What was the awkward case of mistaken identity No Funny No Money - the best jokes make it through! What smell couldn't get you get out? When did you over-react about something? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Something awkward happened to Matty after his massage... What made you you miss the big event? The longest you've had to wait on the phone on hold with someone! The five animals a vet recommends not owning... and we talk to people who do! Should you bring back treats for the office if you go overseas? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What did you do for the freebie?  The People's Poll: Do you dress up for a phone call? Four signs you're not compatible with your travelling partner! Matty was late to an appointment, so what did the worker do? PJ's pregnancy test?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty reveals to PJ if her pick for 'Best Song Ever' is still in the running Should you follow up with a friend if you had plans but haven't heard from them on the day? Group Therapy: "Telling my son his grandad is not his biological grandad" Sir Graham Henry & Tawera Nikau talk Match Fit S4! When did you embarrass yourself with a stupid mistake? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

PJ may have met a prophet who predicted the crowd strike data?! Why did Matty's husband mention divorce? PJ had a guilty dream, and used it against her husband Matty struggled to put something together over the weekend Charlie, PJs son, has embarrassed her husband in front of a very attractive woman See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The worst tech faux pas! No Funny No Money - why does PJ not get this joke a child tells?! Matty throws PJ under the bus, playing all the times she's mocked her husband BJ'S voice... Amy Shark joins the show to talk about her new album, her NZ tour, performs her new single and plays against PJ in a music quiz! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Weird phobias -  wrists, clothes and ?! The People's Poll - is it okay to take a small amount of money if you found it on a table? Are you A nurse? Or not? Can Matty & PJ stereotype you and guess? Did something amazing happen but no one believe you, because you didn't have picture proof?  Market place mishaps! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Did Matty beat a listener in our brand new TV show game? PJ has accidentally introduced something awful to her 2 year old son Liam from Milford Money talks how to get advice on your kiwisaver When did your forgetfulness turn disastrous? Matty's quite obsessed with putting this in his mouth, so much so, he took someone elses! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did your child incriminate you? Would Matty pass down his inheritance if he had a kid? Group Therapy: A long distance relationship of 2 years, but they've never met or video chatted Why does your partner deserve Partner of the Year? PJ'S partner got hit on in front of her... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty's off the grid update, did he survive with limited reception and wifi? What lies have you been told as an adult, and believed? Finish Me Off! Our new quote game where PJ has to finish quotes Wild stories about getting your phone/laptop repaired and some dodgy dealings happening!  Why was PJ'S husband adding woman on FB while on their honeymoon? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

I s a honeymoon a honeymoon if you're taking your toddler? (PJ'S asking for a.. 'friend') Is it divorceable if your SO eats your shared treats without you? No Funny, No Money! Do Matty & PJ crack... would you laugh at these jokes? Who's the rogue family member in your life? Teddy Swims joins the show, talks about his favourite songs, why he loves NZ, and even talks to a lucky caller! See omnys...

Matty has a gripe with his husband Ryan Are you a... Lawyer? Matty & PJ guess if you are or not with 2 questions! What does Matty do while he's off grid next week? Producer Sara had an awkward run in with her landlord PJ wants to know this about personalised plates See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ's worried she'll get sick before her honeymoon How many times did you re-sit your license   Battle of The Hits: Christina Aguilera version Matty has an update on the party he wasn't invited to Producer Sara is house sitting for Matty next week - what happened during the house sit? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you point the remote away from the TV or heat pump and will it still work?! Things found in food that shouldn't be there... Group Therapy: Should you elope if your partners parents don't want you to? Matty's party dilemma Have you ever pulled a sickie? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJs cluster of a weekend One of Matty's friend's kids said something out the gate... when did your kid go rogue? Paul Henry joins us to talk what it was like working with Matty back in the day, & about Traitors S2! PJs wants to know if this one thing she does at the hairdressers is okay Matty got roasted by his friend for something he was wearing See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Matty HAS to do this every time he crosses the road PJ asks if it's okay to play this game that's meant for dogs, with her toddler Are you a cop? Matty & PJ try and guess who's a cop or not on the phone A final update from Bride Lauren on the Wedding Dress she received from listener Emma, and how her wedding day went! Matty provides a quote and PJ has to finish it (she's really BAD) See omnyst...

After seeing a story about a woman named Lauren who was in urgent need of a dress for her wedding tomorrow, we put the call out! We talk with Lauren, her sister, potential dress options, and finally the Hits Whanau member who helps deliver the chosen dress to the Airport, to hopefully get there in time for the wedding in the morning! Plus, Battle of the Hits: Aqua edition What Matty's husband did...

Matty is going off grid for the holidays! Can he do it? When were you on the news or in the paper? Group Therapy: Can you repair the friendship after drunk kissing your bff? What's your partners beige flag? Not good or bad, just... them. Brendan Dooley the Magician joins us after PJ mocks magicians on air, and he gets both Matty & PJ good! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ can make a purring sound with her mouth, what noise can you make? Matty got snubbed at his good friends BYO dinner Does PJ sing well enough in Blind Karaoke to keep the segment going? Why did Matty get sent a nudie video of PJ?  The co-founder Brett on Dry July and why it works! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After discovering Producer Sara says "Aqua" weirdly what words have you been saying wrong No Funny, No Money...and this time Matty & PJ didn't laugh at all of them! Matty went to Hot Yoga for the first time, and he has THOUGHTS PJ went to a serious meeting today with her husband, and what did he turn up wearing An inspirational piece from an athlete on why we should be ourselves! See omnystudi...

Why was Matty carrying a bowl of food across the road? Jono from Jono & Ben announce if the 90s or the 00s are the Best Decade! Our new game: Are You A...? This time Matty & PJ try and guess if you are a teacher or not! Captain Sandy from Below Deck joins us! And Matty has to ask why one of her crew has been ghosting him When were you too polite to say something? See omnystudio.com/listene...

When did you double book during a big event? Battle of The Hits: The Best song of the 2000s  After our controversial intro on here yesterday, Big Boss Staino joins the show The weird places lost items have turned up PJ and her husband have a very specific incentive for PJs birthday See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

PJ is not cut out for farm wife life Group Therapy: How to approach your friend when they may owe you money We Prank Ben from Jono & Ben with a bit of help from our big boss The wildest way you met your best friend Matty had a cafe experience with a rather naughty song today See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blind Karaoke: Matty's gravelly voice brings the sexy... Tech Monday with your best tech hacks! Matty locked himself in the bathroom When did your honeymoon get third wheeled? Matty got ghosted by a friend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.