Matty & PJ - The Podcast

What did you learn about your flatmate? We had some great calls including a lady's brother who stole anything that was coloured orange... One of our favourite games returned for a Thursday; we played Are you A... Actor?? We did pretty well... We spoke to a man who paid TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS for butter at an auction, so we asked for calls on 'what did you pay too much for".. Some crazy stories... Se...

Back in my Day - what was okay back in your day that you could NOT do now? Meme Girls: add to our list of millennial culture Producer Sara's off to Europe- we need some travel advice for her! How did you find out your friends had gotten together? What did you mishear? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Group Therapy: " I've stained her mums carpet and she needs help!" An update on the Cookie Time Cookie debacle! Listener Brett brings our vibes up for a Tuesday ! What did the physic tell you and did it come true? What happened in the retirement village?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can you beat Matty at TV Shows? Matilda is SICK of the boy racers on her street and wants to directly talk to them Am I A Weirdo? I get sad saying goodbye to inanimate objects... Matilda's outfit she wore to her first house party in 6 years! What happened on the boys weekend? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We find out who won the ANZ Bake Sale, raising funds for Daffodil Day! Matilda wants to re post her FB Marketplace item for a higher price... is it okay? Battle of The Hits - Snoop Dogg addition Matilda needs ideas for a L themed dress up party Matty has been waiting for his wedding present from John Campbell for nearly three years! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matty made a very stupid mistake with his car... CEO of the Cancer Society - Andrew Young on Daffodil Day Where do societal rules not apply? Cookie Time update: please send us your Cookie Time cookies so we can see if they taste different in different cities What was the deathbed confession! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Cookie Time cookie Matty ate in Nelson tasted different than the cookies he usually eats in Auckland, but why? Group Therapy: My neighbour mowed by lawn for me but I'm worried he'll want something in return What is the most attention seeking thing you've ever done? Isla professed her love for her crush John live on the show, and then John called up and you'll never guess what he said!  Wh...

Matty was a psuedo-parent over the weekend, so we want to know what's the phrase you hear everyday being a parent? What are your handy must have apps? Matilda lost her portable cot at the airport, what was your bag mistake? Am I A Weirdo? I eat my bread from the inside out The People's Poll: Telling your friends there's no parks if you're meeting up somewhere and you know they won't find a park? S...

Producer Sara has had a REALLY bad smell of fish in her fridge - what was the smell? Battle of the Hits: Five Addition Matilda has to teach her son Milo how to play Piano! How will she handle home schooling? What got stuck where? Australian singer Ruel joins us in studio! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Are You A, Sparkie? Worst flatting experiences What did you accidentally throw away? Have you been given a treat from a cop after passing a breathalyser text?! What did you sleep in and miss? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meme Girls: What does the man in your life LOVE to talk about? The People's Poll: Does a tunnel count as the inside or outside? What did you accidentally ruin? What did you book that wasn't what it seemed? Matty is so proud of Matilda... for jaywalking See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the most unhinged thing you watched as a kid? What was the unexpected kind thing a stranger did? Group Therapy: A text conversation we saw online - someone broke up with their partner because they got botox! Matty accidentally overheard a couple having a VERY good time this morning, what did you overhear? The People's Poll: Do you say something if you're not stoked with the haircut? See o...

A recap of our team game night! Who won, what we decided on for dinner, and who paid?! Matilda lost her cool! When did you lose your cool in public? The People's Poll: Shoes on or off inside the house? Bronte didn't know you could turn read receipts off on your phone! What's your tech fail? Bree from B&C joined us to chat all about the new season of Taskmaster! See omnystudio.com/listener...

What's the insignificant thing your partner does that annoys you? The People's Poll: Which takeaway's should the team get for dinner tonight? Battle of the Hits: Peak clubbing era banger Matilda needs to call Matty out for getting the day wrong every single day! What was the goss you learned about a co-worker, outside of the workplace? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jono said to Matty he thought he gave off a "doesn't like kids vibe" What happened when you looked after other peoples kids? Are You A Butcher, or can you convince us you are? Producer Sara gives a Taylor Swift update - new album and she was on Travis Kelce's podcast! What weird thing did you receive in the mail?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tips to get the kids out of the house easily in the mornings Wth is Kpop Demon Hunters? We ask kids to call up and help us explain! Meme Girls: Who's the iconic person from your town? What was your spooky sign from the universe? The People's Poll: Should tall people have to sit/stand at the back? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When were you useless in a crisis? Group Therapy: I went on a first date and I didn't feel a spark, should I go on a second? What feels healthy but isin't? What did you drop and where? The People's Poll: Do you say garage or garraaagge? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What compromise have you made for your partner? Am I A Weirdo? Producer Sara practiced packing 3 weeks before her trip to Europe What's the best advice you've ever gotten from your parents? What fad did you try and how did it go? The People's Poll: If you're at the front of a line and there's a delay with your query or order, do you hold up the line or give up? See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

When did you feel immediately out of place? Are You A Plumber? or can you convince us you are? Matty's awkward run What's the little thing you do to relive your youth? Kiwi singer Paige joined us to talk her new EP and sing a live version of 'Twenties'! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matilda's son has his first cross country! When did you cheat at school sports? Should we bring landlines back? Meme Girls: What was your nosiest moment? Do you like to avoid spoilers or spoil yourself? What has your partner been promising to do that they haven't done? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What was the most outrageous thing you were charged for? Matilda's daughter has been sniffing petrol What was the wildest plane behaviour you observed? Would you leave a group fitness glass if you weren't enjoying it? Group Therapy: I've killed my neighbours chickens that I was feeding. What should I do? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Am I a Weirdo? I collect Metro Magazine's even though I don't read them, because I want to help save the company... Can you beat Matty at TV shows? What were your online shopping mistakes? Christopher Luxon calls up to try and help solve our low level gripes (e.g bring back The Goodnight Kiwi!) after he stated following Matootles on instagram Matilda's daughter forgot to tell her something really...

When did you lie on a job application and get found out? Battle of the Hits: Songs that have been in movies An update on Te Mata Hall and how the remodel has been since we threw the Hall Ball! Matilda and Art's lawnmover is called Mowtilda Lucy Lawless joins us to talk all things "My Life is Murder S5" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What woke you up in the middle of the night?  Are You A Nanny? The thing your partner always says to you Matty accidentally signed himself up for a Ted Talk The People's Poll - What's the sexiest uniform? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When did you put your foot in it? Matilda gives a shout out to the nurses! Matilda's a Type B Mum When is it okay to ask someone their age? Meme Girls - what was your go to prank as a kid? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.