Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

Its the one year anniversary for these April Fools! Topics: Indiana, Harry Reid, ICS Porn, Gay Hating Bakers, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are references to Matt having his next kid but the truth is Matt just messed up his own schedule and screwed thing up for Paul and Jacob this week. So the baby banks are wasted on red tape nonsense. Just another reason to shy away from team Sling and go for team Slide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

3 Murdochs, a rap song, and hot dog speghetti. This is a bank show but Matt is not having another kid yet despite the references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys discuss highlights from Penn's 60th birthday including performances by Piff the Magic Dragon and Billy the Mime. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd and Scoop Mail.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Limerick Challenge, Jacob reports on Newsies, Scoop Mail, Does Ace have a hot girlfriend, Jizz Ribbon Bandits and the Return of Scoop Nurse with another gross story. Plus Retiring football players vs new football games in Jock Vs. NerdLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

food. Mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt comes straight from the hospital. White guilt on social media, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pimp Court appears in Jock Vs. Nerd and we hear some misfired proposal stories in Scoop Mail. A Scoop also solicites some snappy comebacks for a situation at work. We also try out a new section called "Fresh Stats!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Unreal scoop deliveries, athlete's making millions instead of Africa, Matt has a tough week as an actor. Scoop Mail includes snappy comebacks for answering nosey people about that next baby. Hands in "1.2.3- Jock Vs Nerd!"Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bank shows are often recorded after our regular episode which means we are pushing towards 4 or 5 am.  This episode is a good example of what happens when microphones are on Matt and Paul at this goofy time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bank Show Vintage Scoop Mail fest. In this episode the boys tell their favorite classic jokes and question the street cred of Warren G and Montell Jordan. They also discuss Korean Unicorns, an unfortunately named Girl Scout Troup, lady gamers, book recommendations, 2 sentence horror stories and a big transgender headache. Songs:"This is How We Do It" (alternate lyrics)"Teen Streams" Scoop Mail fro...

In a strange ICS event, Matt takes off and leaves Paul alone in a room with Jacob. This is against the rules. Does Paul survive? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt's wife is better at his job than he is. Paul's wife drags him to a lovely movie. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Before the boys take a weird turn on the Valentine's Day topic, they discuss the filthiest news of the day and compare Jenny McCarthy to the Nick Drake's Pink Moon. They also double down on Jock Vs Nerd. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pizza is the New Bacon. Good Bye Daily Show. Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Can weed take down gay marriage? How close is Paul to being Randy Quaid? Two very deep and emotional scoop mails are read tackling depression and being an athiest at a catholic funeral. Please regular scoop mail. One addresses whether you'd rather be preached to in a car or lit on fire. Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/lis...

The boys break down the Super Bowl and Paul thinks it was rigged. Jacob surprises the boys with Red Velvet Oreos. Our first actual real deal scoop mail arrive and it involves balls. Matt lets the weight of being the #1 Steve Winwood podcast get to him. The is a brief update on Paul's chopstick challenge. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Se...

Paul helps Matt write some rhymes for his new show. The boys discuss an edited scenes from the 50 Shades of Grey movie. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Deflated Super Bowl expectations, fatty and fat rabbit holes, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TV show reviews. A kid gets find for skipping a party. Paul goes to a movie. Matt had dinner with Daily Show people. Plus, a butt load of Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt and Paul tackle the pope being a total cock wallet. Operation Obelisk relaunches. Matt fails a fight or flight test. Scoop mail and deflate gate jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt and Paul discuss #jesuischarlie. Ryer sends the boys a gift.  More new baby names are proposed. Paul reveals his darkest days in a fatty rabbit hole. Scoop Mail and Scoop Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul launches a new show in Las Vegas. Matt teaches at a business school. Paul surprises Matt by bringing in the song he recorded for his wife. Matt sees Louis CK perform in LA. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul and Matt talk churning. Matt hates over sharers and Paul shares his shit. Joel McHale's opener thrashes a heckler. More baby names suggestions are considered for Matt's next child. A Penn Jillette quote sets the boys back a peg about negative news and biases. Kid shoots mom. Scoop Mail: Italian Air Foursome. Mandy the Aussie writes in about missed opportunities. And a letter from Dipshit Cone...

What does Usher and the KKK have in common? An unusual source debates Matt on the art of pole dancing. Jacob messes up another fact on air. Scoop Mail: Paul's wife write in and breaks down their whole courtship and relationship. Trigger Warning: Olive Garden. Atheist dating advice and Morrocan Scoop Veteran writes in with Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...