Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social

The boys take a dip into the vintage scoop mail pool and end up in the reservoir of poon.. Will they make it out of January? Spoiler Alert: no. Plus some hot ass Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apparently Jacob and SJ have family that like them and wants to see them. Yuck. Anyhow, that means a bank episode with old ass scoop mail we meant to read on air. Plus jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt and Paul missed the best joke out the Santa Clause/Britney Spears story. Matt finds out there is a price one can pay to hate gays at one of his jobs. Scoop Mail and Jock vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacob and Paul are tuckered out post Absinthe Christmas party. Matt's kid sets up a lollipop buffet. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another night of late night silliness. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It is Paul's birthday and he gets a new job. Matt is going nuts as 50 Shades reopens. Jacob gets a new chair and mic rig. Scoop Mail and Jock vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's episode features a new segment called "what would it take" in which matt and Paul discuss what would it take for them to start watching different popular reality shows. Plus scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jacob accidentally becomes a cannibal. Paul gets phones call and then gets pissed. We get corrected for our political discussion by someone who has absolutely every right to correct us. Plus, Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt to play Santa, Paul teaches in a strip club, and right before jock vs nerd we accidentally get into politics so feel free to fast forward on that part. Scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt has an unusual turn of events at 50 Shades. Matt, Paul, and Jacob talk a little too much about the production company behind Matt's terrible audition from last week. Paul revisits his terrible luck with owning a home in Las Vegas. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt has another awkward audition. Paul messes up his anniversary gift to his wife. Scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul and Matt are both roped into pyramid schemes. Matt sees something sad at a casino. Scoop mail. Jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave Donnelly refuses to pick a favorite child. Matt takes on his first snake. Jacob tells the legend of snake island. Jock vs Nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt's dad sits in studio for a civilized discussion on duck fucking vs. drunk driving. Plus, scoop mail and jock vs. nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

SJ sits in with the boys as they take requests for listeners for different Halloween "guests" to stop by Ice Cream Social. It's a delirious late night recording as well. Jock vs nerd and scoop mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul gets a new toilet and Matt gets laid off. Paul takes a cooking class. Jacob and Matt's favorite teams square off this Sunday. Physical scoop mail and metaphysical scoop mail. Jock vs Nerd. Patreon songs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt is watching Rachel Bloom's Crazy Ex Girlfriend. Paul is telling stories about his wife and she may or may not sound like the voice Paul uses for her. The boys address commuting from Vegas to San Francisco to work and when a psychic should be arrested. Paul Songs, Scoops Mail, and Jock Vs Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Penn Jillette publishes a letter that Donald Trump threatens to publish from Penn. Is SNL wrong for having Trump host? Paul ponders his life and death whenever he flies. The boys discover the best IMDB page. Matt reveals his first kiss. More songs, scoop mail and jock vs nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

NASA JPL's Hui Ying Wen facetime's in to put to rest all of the boys' bullshit beliefs about Mars and the moon. Las Vegas Review Journal's Entertainment Reporter, Doug Elfman shares some amazing stories from his career as a journalist. Jock vs Nerd and some disgusting Scoop Mail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul believes there might be some sort of pumpkin patch controversy in Vegas and he delivers some new hits despite being on 3 hours of sleep.  ICS gets their facebook page reported and briefly shut down. Scoop Mail and Jock Vs. Nerd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Montclair State University is haunted. Which of the Neapolitan wants to go to Mars? Who got fired for farting? Patron tunes, scoop mail, Jock vs Nerd and fun facts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul discusses Improv Goblet. Matt talks about flying with two kids. The first patreon song dedication session goes down. Scoop Mail with Raul and his lasting impressions. Jock Vs Nerd, athletes vs Star Trek. Also, Fun Facts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Scoop Cruise bank show Scoop Mail fest. Matt tells jokes: Matt's Godfather is not amused. Paul tells a joke: Matt is not amused. Matt calls back the joke: Jacob is not amused. Paul: is amused. Topics this Scoop Mail extravaganza include defending atheism, Tony Jaa, doughnut clubs, a non-starter drinking story, a very long joke, and another genital injury story. SONGS: "Get Off of My Lawn" / " Supe...

Bank show Scoop Cruise vintage Scoop Mail fest. In today's episode the guys try to tackle the mound of Scoop Mail after they discuss their first few days on board the ship. Topics include: Benedict Negro, Christmapus, a CHUD haunted house, the UK port ban, Indiana rounding Pi, romantic Paul, and Dildos as presents. And then 11 minutes and 19 seconds after the guys joke about reading all the scoop...

Rita Chinyere aka Brita James wrote a controversial and provocative article about how people of color are treated in the comedy community. She agreed to be interviewed on Ice Cream Social the next day after she went public with her article. Also, we talk to scoop and congregation member Nicolas about his contest to give away his restaurant for $100. We also find time for scoop mail and jock va ner...