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The boys have flown to Scotland and boy are their arms tired! (just kidding of course). Tom is yet to arrive but Sammy and Kristo are here to take you through their adventures in London and their whirlwind trip to Ibiza including Sammy's once-in-a-lifetime experience seeing Calvin Harris. You don't want to miss this ep!   Don't forget to enter our  One Word Weird  competition for yo...

The boys are off to Scotland for the biggest Fringe Festival in the world! What is a fringe festival I hear you ask? Well we might answer that on this weeks show along with other questions such as: Will Kristo rescue his passport in time for the trip? Will Tom be packing clean or dirty clothes? And How many email addresses can Sammy recruit while he's over there.    Don't forget to enter...

This week the boys swapped the comfy chairs of the podcast studio for the hard plastic with attached desk chairs of the classroom as they sought to expand their mindbrains and broaden the depths of their thinking powers. Sammy tried his hand at the ancient art of scrabble, Kristo sought IT assistance for a computer with a mysterious problem (no problem at all it turns out) and Tom was helped by a...

Three of Australia's hottest new musicians were joined on the couch by Asher and Tom from The Rions to dissect what many are calling the 3 greatest songs since The Beatles final record. Despite the greatness of all 3, one has been chosen by our panel of experts as the greatest of the great, but who will it be? Will it be Kristo's Realty Rockstar, Sammy's Sh*t Stains (explicit version) or Tom's Pra...

Prepare your earholes, you're about to witness some of the greatest songwriting and production since Mozart first put quill to parchment. Kristo, Sammy and Tom have all entered the studio as mere podcasters and emerged as accomplished musical artists. In this episode the boys each debut their original songs to each other and dissect the artistry behind each masterpiece. You will never be the same...

What do Benson Boone, Will Smith, John Lennon, Russel Crowe and the Mates Rates have in common? Aside from all being world-famous and celebrated entertainers, they have also all dabbled in music. In this episode the boys chat about some of the best and worst musical exploits of otherwise famous celebrities. We also crown our first ever  One Word Weird  champion and announce this month's&...

Don't forget to enter our  One Word Weird  competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word ' Favour.'   It's the Mates Rates End of Financial Year Bonanza! Everything must go as we head into Q3 and leave the filthy, disgusting Q2 in our wake. In this podcast, you'll hear priceless advic...

Joining the boys on the couch today are YouTubers Alex and Aleksa from I Did A Thing & Boy Boy. They've since told us that this was the scariest experience they've ever had, which is saying something considering they've both been to North Korea, plus Alex has almost blown himself up in a variety of different ridiculous ways. The guys get into Conspiracy theories, inventions, the best parts abo...

Take an auditory journey into the hallowed halls of the prestigious and historic Blokeshurst College. Sitting in Principal Barry Howard's office are Kripto and Kayden, sent there for their misbehaviours under the strict supervision of Father McMahon. As part of this back-to-school experience, the boys have all lined up a different class for each other to take that will expand their horizons, broad...

Mini Pizzas, Vegemite Scrolls, Finger Buns, Choccy Croissants. They could all be yours if you follow the simple steps laid out in the podcast you're about to hear. Kristo, Sammy and Tom put themself in immense danger to investigate one of the most pondered questions in history: How can you get free Bakers Delight Baked Goods? PLUS a HUGE podcast announcement with global ramifications, and your cha...

Experts estimate that 45,000 tonnes of baked goods are wasted per year.* It's high time that these baked goods go to good use! Three mischievous boys plan a high-stakes stake out and heist to score some free finger buns from Australia's most famous purveyor of baked goods. Plus special guest Tony Robbins is in the house to help you, our beloved listeners with your problems.     Honk our...

They said it couldn't be done. They said 5 people on one podcast would cause irreparable damage to the very fabric of our society. Only time will tell if they're right. This week the boys share a couch to themselves as the other couch is inhabited by esteemed creators Lachlan and Jaxon Fairbairn. Together we recount some of the most embarrassing DM's we've ever sent to people that we're now friend...

As a podcast that is most definitely not about drinking, we thought we'd depart from our usual shenanigans for a trip to our local watering hole (different from the piss grotto btw). After encountering some local characters and making some wagers involving art galleries, we endeavour to create the next phenomenon in Australian drinking culture. First there was the skull, then the shoey and now the...

Since Jack was first Hungry and since Mac was first Donald, people have been pondering the comparisons between the two. Who has the better chip? Which is better value for money? Is the whopper superior to the Quarter Pounder? All these questions and so many more will be answered and presented along with imperial data, real time taste tests and the expert opinion of Clancy Overell from The Betoota...

Have you ever thought about the comparisons between Australia’s two cities, Sydney and Melbourne? We didn’t think so, that’s why we’ve generously crafted this impartial and unbiased episode to discuss the differences and what could be improved. This is compulsory listening if you’re from Sydney, Melbourne, or even perhaps Wagga Wagga. Have a great time guys!   &n...

There has never been a more serious, more warranted or more prescient Royal Commission in the history of Australian law. Kristo Hakola-Parry is accused of stingery, scabbery and the heinous charge of being beholden to the last penny. Commissioners Thomas and Sammy grill the defendant and get to the bottom of this incredibly serious charge.   Have a great time guys!   Honk our horn at 02...

This week the boys are brimming with ANZAC spirit as Sammy, Kristo and Tom set out on planning their ideal celebrations for this historic day. What time should they get to the pub? Should they stick with the same side of the coin for the entirety of 2up? How much can you do to a yabbie before it's classified as animal abuse? All these questions will be answered on the only podcast you need to hear...

Lockyer, Lewis, Inglis, Fittler, Johns, Kristo, Sammy, Tom. All names you would associate with the great sport of Rugby League. This week the boys officially accept the offer from the CEO of Thugby League to participate in a once-in-a-lifetime game of touch footy in Rockhampton. There’s only one problem: We don’t know how to play Rugby League… Join us on this journey as we explo...

The Economy is in shambles, the world is headed for another recession so we’ve decided that the best course of action is to call the first Board Meeting of the Mates Rates Corporation Incorporated. We’ve got apologies, minutes, a role call, and all the other Accoutre mon that come along with official business. Will the Chairman stand up and take charge or will he be deposed embarrassin...

Sammy and Tom are back from The U.S. of A (and canada) and boy do they have some explaining to do. Tasked with completing 3 challenges each while overseas, we find out who will suffer the harshest of punishments. We’ve also got a guest appearance from Brian Kransky as well as some correspondence from our favourite touch footy team.   Have a Great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936...

This week the boys* welcome in special guests Edan McGovern and Lachy Mcintyre from the Nobody Asked Podcast. They catch up on all things cuckery, Euro Pop, Reality TV and much more. Plus a much needed therapy session that helps our two guests develop empathy for the first time in their lives *Kristo and Sammy are steering the ship this week while the other guy (Tim or something) is still overseas...

Sammy and Tom say bon voyage as they travel to distant and unknown lands (North America). Eager to not be left out, Kristo has prepared a series of challenges for the guys to complete while they're living it up overseas. We also try and come up with a new hit reality TV show involving our two favourite things, finding love and real estate agents. You'll also find out some incredibly important info...

Is this the greatest achievement ever recorded on a podcast? Or is it the most uncomfortable thing you’ll listen to all year? Only you can decide after listening to the entire episode in full as many times as you can possibly manage. Once the dust has settled and the results have been tallied, the boys are joined by esteemed albeit controversial school chaplain Father McMahon.   Have a...

If you thought white boys couldn't rap, think again. Sammy and Kristo lay down some of the hardest bars every recorded into digital sound. If that sublime effort isn't enough for you then don't worry, because the boys then give their best shot at performing a wedding speech. This is probably the most lyrical, poetic, intellectual and sophisticated podcast you will ever hear.   Have a great ti...

The boys are back and full of energy, you can taste the excitement in the room as Sammy brings you an update on his legal troubles. Plus a horn honking listener delivers a devastating hospo mishap and the boys kick off a new game featuring one of Tom's favourite pasttimes.   Have a great time guys Honk our horn at 02 8405 7936 Send us a text-based horn honking at matesrates@dm.org.au Follow t...