Marty and Michael Fully Actual

What a lovely episode! Michael has decided that if this podcast gets 3000 likes, he will have a shot of the golly bottle next podcast. We talk about Matt's onlyfans, plus reveal that we have a massive secret we've been hiding from the public. Then in the prank call I call a cleaning company to come and clean up a murder scene. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Marty explains how difficult it was to organise his proposal and we interview Marty's fiancé about life with Marty. She was very nervous though so excuse her short responses she was close to panicking. There's also a heaps hot prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we fart into a megaphone, and it fully works. The questions we get asked also remind us of some old stories, and there's Arnold Feine prank call at the end ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is our 100th episode! It's got everything - diary entries, Arnold Feine Prank call, and an interview with Pritchard from Dirty Sanchez because he's an absolute legend and we used to watch him as teenagers. So yeah, it's pretty fucking awesome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we do some crazy things hey... like it's just nuts. We attempt to prank call a sex worker and we also do some other things. Look I'm gonna be honest, I can't really remember what's in this episode I haven't had a chance to listen to it. Our editor said it was good though and he knows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Michael talks about how much he wants to make love to Julian's mother after meeting her, and Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more graphic. Then we try and get a dog walker to walk our son and pig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt's diary entries are becoming more and more extreme so we give him a really cool present. We attempt to play a harmonica with fart, and Arnold Feine returns with a prank call to see if our Uber driver will take a massive pig to the butchers for me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we find our editor Julian's diary and read it out. We also get sent this weird letter in our PO Box and then I try and find a babysitter for my son but end up screaming at the babysitter I the prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a wild episode this one is. It's got everything. Jackson O'Doherty comes on as a guest, then Michael shits his pants, then we get sent foot skin and I pour it on Michael's head AND Michael even chews on some of it. Even while I'm writing this I can't believe how disgusting we are. We're sorry, but also, you're welcome. We truly are the best. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.f...

This week we're a bit sick, but not a bad episode. We talk about how we used to prank our parents, decide on a new HUNT goal, message Schappelle Corby, and do a pretty unexpected prank call. Enjoy you freaks xx Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What a lovely episode this one is. We had to cut a lot of stuff out of this one we went a bit too dark. Matt Brown's diary entries continue to give us more insight into who he really is, and we prank call a therapist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What an episode! Michael attempts to poo his pants, and we come up with a theory on how to end world hunger. Then we prank call a pharmacy to try and get prescription drugs without a prescription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shane Warne responds to us checking if he can still spin. We also talk about our issues with Tennis Australia, and get in a very abusive prank call. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Marty saves his farts, and releases them throughout the podcast while trying to play the flute. It's pretty disgusting so yeah, sorry about that. There's also a lovely prank call and some other strange things. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Yes, you read that correctly, someone sent us cum in the mail, and a ripped off toe nail. Michael also breaks the microphone and Matt Brown admits to sniffing shit. We are disgusting, enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we discuss the time we got bashed and Michael couldn't eat for 2 months. Plus PO Un-boxing, German segment, and heaps of other things as well too and that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Julian tells a horrific child hood story, and we prank call a guy and demand sexual favours. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Matt accidentally adds one of his diary entries to the on this days, and our followers send in some very concerning crimes they have committed. Plus the prank call this week is delicious. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we answer some hard hitting questions including what Marty would do without Michael, then we read some of the worst crimes our followers have done with some shocking results. Then Arnold Feine makes a return for the prank call. We're so good and funny it's so weird haha! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It just so happens that today is Matt Brown's birthday, plus, our segment "The Hunt" is successful and we get a video from Andy from Hamish and Andy! German segment and much more wow what an episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we attempt to play the recorder while farting... as well as the good old German sayings segment and a great little prank call. It's full hot hey. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we update you guys on our progress in proving whether Hamish and Andy are holograms, as well as more of the famed "German Segment." We also try and get a job interview for our prank call and heaps of other funny things ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are finally back for season 3! We talk about our time off over the holidays, as well as talk about all the exciting stuff we have planned for 2021. There's also 2 new segments!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Its our season finale! It's a jam packed episode where we get our good mates Jackson O'Doherty and Lacci on for a chat, as well as eat some of the hottest chilli in the world, then "screaming guy" prank call makes a return! We will be. back with season 3 next year mid-February! Thanks to everyone for listening we fucking love you rings. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

We talk about our day in court, as well as a great podcast in general, we push the butcher to the very limits in this weeks prank call. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices