Married With Movies

In this episode, the Mullets have another entry in their annual bad Christmas movie collection! Hear all about recognizable column writers, skating stances and awful charades as they ring in the season. Happy Holidays! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets recap Oscars and Netflix trash before getting into the warm Christmas spirit with a classic featuring earnestness, crazy gift requests and unfortunate references to tragedy and current affairs. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets are still stressed, but persevere through a conversation in the style of Robert Altman himself about his mystery classic. They also discuss too many utensils and all-time bad accents. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets are wiped from birthdays and holidays and trips to the cinema, but still have to charge on and recap a wretched movie with bad CGI sharks, Quint impersonators and Brooke Hogan puns. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets welcome their daughter before her 8th birthday and try not to destroy her opinions on a bad 2000s animated movie. This is cute, smelly, profane, insightful and funny all at once. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullet quickly praise an awful B-movie on the beach before gushing over last year’s turtle powered instant classic. Get ready for hypothetical mutations, teenage lingo and 4 Non Blondes hate. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets have a message of hope after a difficult 48 hours before getting a running start on a comedy classic by discussing pieces of shit, sponsorships, the charm of Sandler and quotes for days. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets dive into two incredible journeys from peak 90s Disney by discussing the types of cats and dogs they are, stellar voice acting, sequels trying too much new shit, stepdads and a LOT of dog sex. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets end spooky season with a whimper via another cheap bad movie from the bargain bin. They thankfully save the day by discussing alligators, unboxing cults and Strangers Things on their butts. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets finally get into the Halloween spirit with a modern horror hit with a sequel currently in theaters. They discuss bad cat names, the weak link of The Boys, manifested trauma and all of the teeth. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a crazy milestone and getting through Milton and Joker 2 before diving into Christopher Nolan’s magic movie that isn’t The Illusionist. Here’s to another 500 more! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets continue the road to 500 (believe it or not) with a cult musical favorite that someone has performed in/has strong opinions about. Plus, talks of gardening, laughs and puppets. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets face another storm before tackling a new instant classic horror franchise. They discuss kernels of corn, the power of silence, giving birth, wimpy teenage boys and what not to drown in. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets are both relieved to be moving on from Middle Earth for various reasons. They discuss rotoscoping, a wacky Gollum and probably drug use before the random draw remains a total pain. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets recap 4DX Beetlejuice Beetlejuice before finally concluding Peter Jackson’s second epic saga. They discuss more giant creatures, more annoying characters and more Legolas hate. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets continue to follow Bilbo and the other dozens of characters on this never-ending journey. They discuss CGI regressing, argue over Lee Pace’s acting ability and can’t remember a weird guy. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets return to Middle Earth for the start of another trilogy…for better or worse. Uncanny CGI, interchangeable dwarves and leaders with no charisma all come up as we figure out keeping it short. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets introduce their new, but similar, structure. It’s a struggle when you have to discuss wild covers, bad facial expressions, giant mouths, lightning shooting out of your fingers and hot air balloons. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets return from their unexpected summer hiatus with some important updates (past and future). Then, they finish the epic trilogy with talks of Wilhelm screams, arrow sounds and crazy names. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets try to figure out why they are in a bad mood and settle on this week’s movie. It’s so bad that porn might be on the horizon?!?! Other topics on this week’s show: bad wigs, 9/11 and green paint. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets recap Netflix projects and live theater before they continue their journey in Middle Earth. This gets surprisingly snippy, wet and punny. Jump on your Oliphaunt and enjoy, our precious! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets bemoan Garfield before strapping into the controversial Palme D’or winner from 2021 that makes Samantha squirm and rant, Chris theorize and both of them questioning France’s everything. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets recoup from another wild weekend to begin their journey in Middle Earth by discussing elves vs fairies, fantasy months and time, Harry Potter influences, possible overtones and LENGTH. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets recap another wild weekend before finally watching the movie that YOU voted for earlier this year. Thanks! Now we have to talk religion, Dreamworks Animation’s history and bad voice acting! All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets survived Jillian’s theatrical debut and try not to bicker as much as the hot leads in the last theatrical rom-com of substance possibly ever. This one gets steamy, vulgar and weird. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !