Married With Movies

In this episode, the Mullets cross the holiday finish line on a strong note with a modern (yet retro) Christmas classic with bad smells, weak eyes and all of the big words. Next week: it's time for the 2025 Mullet Award Nominations! Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Follow us on ⁠⁠...

In this episode, the Mullets stumble on through their exhaustive holiday season with some recent movie views including Samantha's birthday movie: the new Benoit Blanc film on Netflix! They discuss religion (duh), cults of personality (duh) and big ears (huh?)! Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In this episode, the Mullets are beyond exhausted after a cruise and life in general, but they manage to persevere long enough for their annual bad Christmas movie podcast and it doesn't disappoint. Learn about Marcouscous, bad Asian and Indian stereotypes in 2011, Lacey Chabert's "talents", water guns filled with pee and more Bulk and Skull tropes all in this one episode. Watch...

In this episode, the Mullets begin their holiday celebration with one of the most surprising legacy sequels ever. Both of them try not to cry while discussing patriarchal pressure, tariffs on toys and the Midwest Christmas spirit Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In this episode, the Mullets recap a 9th birthday and a wickedly divisive sequel before starting with a shot of an ass...I mean, discussing Trey Parker's cult porn comedy. Samantha was not ready. Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate their daughter's upcoming birthday by watching Avat...wait, nevermind. Topics of conversation from this early 90s animated classic include villainous sexual energy, the Bulk and Skull trope and different types of typecasting. Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Follow...

In this episode, the Mullets go back-to-back and wrap up a Nickelodeon legacy sequel that still has all of its toppings. They also discuss bad celebrity cameos, Ed having sex and the awful soup at Quiznos. Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ !

In this episode, the Mullets are late and quick with the thoughts on a mishmash that doesn't quite stick the landing. They discuss the possible hidden love at play, too many hijinks, surprise Droopy and fucking Tuffy. Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠...

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate another milestone and change the course of future milestones along the way. They also recap a couple of recent stinkers before finally finding out who Keyser Soze is. Other topics of conversations: truly awful people, people holding guns weird, smokeshow criminals and Dan Hedaya's eyebrows. Thanks for all of the support and here's to 550 more! Rate, r...

In this episode, the Mullets are a little spicy at the jump with travel and recent movie recaps before they put their analytical hats on while also trying not to barf over last year's acclaimed body horror hit. Hear all about the differences in meaning between men and women, a whole lot of blood and sticking yourself. Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠...

In this episode, the Mullets recount an Epic adventure and recent live warp through time before putting on the sunglasses without a fight to discuss Roddy Piper's aura, subliminal messages, pacing problems and John Carpenter's keyboard. Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ !

In this episode, it's a rare immediate recording for the Mullets necessitated by one of the wildest movies they've ever seen (which is saying something). Enjoy a GOAT conversation about explosive diarrhea, mother lovers, bullies getting their just desserts and females with actual talent. Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠⁠ ! Follow us...

In this episode, the first half of a current film gauntlet is recapped before the Mullets continue to wrap up sequels that stream with the start of our Halloween tradition. This time, it's the totally worthless Disney movie we waited way too long for. Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠⁠ ! Follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠ !

In this episode, the Mullets extol their eBay successes before discussing Ben Affleck's first directorial effort as well as ethical dilemmas, coke versus heroin, Morgan Freeman's power and why they aren't moving to Boston. Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠⁠Apple Podcasts⁠⁠ , ⁠⁠Stitcher⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Spotify⁠⁠ ! Follow us on ⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠ and ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠ !

In this episode, the Mullets reunite after another long work trip (that included some visits to the cinema) to continue wrapping up streaming sequels with Benoit and the gang. They discuss white privilege, bathtub friends, silly swimwear and the actual virtues of Kate Hudson. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our ⁠Patreon!⁠ Rate, review and subscribe on ⁠Apple Podcasts⁠ , ⁠Stitch...

In this episode, the Mullets recap their tween concert experience before getting fantastical and discussing the Marvel formula in other films, their failed attempt at RPGs of the past and Chris Penn alive and well. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets have their first big disagreement in some time over style versus substance, the angst of the late 1960s and the concept of jukebox musicals. They are on the same page about Bono, though. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets divert from the plan again to discuss another childhood fave without rose tinted glasses, inappropriate sketches, whiny pigs, spirit rats and children not believing books can be banned. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets go long just like QT himself with a deep dive on his epic and controversial Western. The conversation features Goggins winning you ever, Sam doing his thing and bad Channing voices. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets finish their recent theater recaps before breaking self-imposed rules and discussing the hot new Netflix comedy. They also talk about cameos galore, nepotism, flashbacks and MJF. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets return from hiatus with a super-sized, legendary episode where they recap trips and recent films before watching what they say and discussing Spike Lee’s habits, hankies and bad whites. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets manage to find time in between Minnesota, Miami and North Carolina to discuss more problems with film bank robberies, going full Quaid, coarse money and the Tooch standing out. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets celebrate a birthday in the weirdest way possible: a Rodney Dangerfield soccer movie that allows them to discuss sexualized teenagers in Hollywood, Jackee’s resume and RESPECT. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets try to not divulge too much of their own personal body image issues and instead focus on last name pronunciation, what makes a good person and double stacking pizza. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !

In this episode, the Mullets are once again behind and overloaded on real world stuff, so they take it easy by discussing a simple cable movie, actually dumb characters, parental oversight and younger Vince Vaughn. All kinds of awesome, bonus content is available on our Patreon! Rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts , Stitcher and Spotify ! Follow us on Facebook and Twitter !